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I don't quite like Dhoni losing simply because he leads India. I hope he doesn't lose games for India but Karthik has shown more promise and ability than Dhoni in this IPL. That is really worriying. That said Dhoni's wicket keeping has been fantastic. I guess cowboysfan has got a point, every time India won Dhoni got the most accolade bordering on patronising from some here. Now I suppose people will agree it is to do with the kind of players you have that is foremost important when leading a team not because a captain makes couple of moves that changes the game. It is rightly said the captain is only as good as his team.

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King, Dhoni has been quite handy with bat in ODI's and Tests (starting to be consistent now) whereas KKD has been a failure at every attempt he has been provided with. Moreover, Dhoni is way better than KKD when we compare the two based on their WK skills. For example, today's stumping of Warner gave us a clear idea why dhoni is the best in WK business for India. Having said that, Dhoni has been really poor in T20s and that has hurt India. He cannot be replaced by KKD because of the fact that MSD is our captain. Unless the management decides to "rest" MSD, KKD can easily walk into our T20 line up for World T20. I don't see this happening, but it would be handy to keep KKD in the squad. Although I am backing MSD to come good in World T20

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I don't quite like Dhoni losing simply because he leads India. I hope he doesn't lose games for India but Karthik has shown more promise and ability than Dhoni in this IPL. That is really worriying. That said Dhoni's wicket keeping has been fantastic. I guess cowboysfan has got a point' date=' every time India won Dhoni got the most accolade bordering on patronising from some here. Now I suppose people will agree it is to do with the kind of players you have that is foremost important when leading a team not because a captain makes couple of moves that changes the game. It is rightly said the captain is only as good as his team.[/quote'] I agree with that. But a good captain can make a difference to the same team. We saw that against Australia where Kumble led India to two draws (in one we came close to losing it) and Dhoni led the same team to victory twice. But yes, a captain ca n not be better than a team.
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King, Dhoni has been quite handy with bat in ODI's and Tests (starting to be consistent now) whereas KKD has been a failure at every attempt he has been provided with. Moreover, Dhoni is way better than KKD when we compare the two based on their WK skills. For example, today's stumping of Warner gave us a clear idea why dhoni is the best in WK business for India. Having said that, Dhoni has been really poor in T20s and that has hurt India. He cannot be replaced by KKD because of the fact that MSD is our captain. Unless the management decides to "rest" MSD, KKD can easily walk into our T20 line up for World T20. I don't see this happening, but it would be handy to keep KKD in the squad. Although I am backing MSD to come good in World T20
Dhoni has a bad back since the Lanka tour. But he hasn't got rest and is unlikely to get it till the end of June. Are we not expecting too much from a player who is struggling in pain? I think it is almost a miracle that he can make it to field and keep as well.
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Dhoni has a bad back since the Lanka tour. But he hasn't got rest and is unlikely to get it till the end of June. Are we not expecting too much from a player who is struggling in pain? I think it is almost a miracle that he can make it to field and keep as well.
lol.. is tht an excuse..??? if he is not fit, then he should just sit out...simple.. cant keep sayin he has a bad back.. oww wait , r we having tests around the corner.. maybe then he will sit out..
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Once Dhoni bookmarked a website. the site was found in the pages of the book he was reading.....as a bookmark.
Dhoni had uttered the same words. His voice time traveled and echoed in the past. Thats how you heard them.
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* DHonis's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. * Dhoni counted to infinity - twice. * Dhoni does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Dhoni goes killing. * If you can see Dhoni, he can see you. If you can't see Dhoni you may be only seconds away from death. * Dhoni sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Dhoni roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. * When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mahender singh dhoni. * Dhoni built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Dhoni met all three bullets with his fist, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. * Dhoni has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. * They once made a Dhoni toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody. * A blind man once stepped on Dhoni's shoe. Dhoni replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Mahender singh Dhoni!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Dhoni. * Dhoni once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. * Dhoni's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Mahender singh Dhoni. * Mahender singh Dhoni doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. * On a high school math test, Dhoni put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Mahender singh Dhoni solves all his problems with Violence. * Once a cobra bit Mahender singh Dhoni's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. * Giraffes were created when Mahender singh Dhoni uppercut a horse. * Death once had a near-Mahender singh Dhoni experience.
Ghosts are actually caused by Dhoni killing people faster than death can process them. Dhoni can build a snowman..... out of rain. Dhoni can strangle you with a cordless phone. Dhoni once killed a shark by drowning it. When Dhoni enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the darkness off. Dhoni once had a heart attack............... his heart lost. When Dhoni looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Dhonis.
Bullets are so scared of Dhoni that they dodge him. Dhoni can kill two stones with one bird. Dhoni was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. There is no such thing as global warming. Dhoni was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up. Dhoni can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night. Dhoni once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his fingers and yelling, "Bang!" Dhoni destroyed the periodic table, because Dhoni only recognizes the element of surprise. The square root of Dhoni is pain. Do not try to square Dhoni, the result is death.
The last digit of pi is Dhoni. He is the end of all things. Dhoni does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Bullets dodge Dhoni. If you spell Dhoni wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Dhoni?†It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.†When Dhoni gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Dhoni has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Dhoni. Dhoni got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Dhoni. When Dhoni does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the earth down. Dhoni is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Dhoni doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is. Dhoni can slam a revolving door. Dhoni's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. Dhoni grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda square, until Dhoni kicked one of the corners off. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Dhoni lives in India. Dhoni once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Dhoni's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of morning jog. Where there is a will there is a way. Where there is Dhoni, there's no other way.
* Some kids piss their name in the snow. Dhoni can piss his name into concrete. * Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Dhoni can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants. * Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Dhoni's' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. * Dhoni once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. *Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Dhoni
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Dhoni lives in India. :hail:
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