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Guest Shivani
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Oh' date=' you mean like the 30 other guys in her class :hysterical:[/quote'] :phehehe: peekaayyyyyy :acute:
Guest Shivani
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I do my thing and you do your thing. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, And you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you, and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful. If not, it can't be helped.
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Rajni showing off his watch to a chick Rajni: My watch says you're not wearing panties. Chick: But I am wearing it.. Rajni: my watch is 10 minutes ahead :hysterical:

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Rajni showing off his watch to a chick Rajni: My watch says you're not wearing panties. Chick: But I am wearing it.. Rajni: my watch is 10 minutes ahead :hysterical:
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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Rajni showing off his watch to a chick Rajni: My watch says you're not wearing panties. Chick: But I am wearing it.. Rajni: my watch is 10 minutes ahead :hysterical:
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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OMG --- BEER FOR A NICKLE in some pub in VEGAS!!! unheard of cbZaX.jpg
Why the hell do you want to pay even a Nickel for a beer in Vegas ? Sit/Stand by the craps table and you should have it for free.
Guest Shivani
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class room in harvard. Prepare for moot in yale. Swim in Amazon. Fly in space. bungizzy jumping in moon. Disco in Xiamen. Argue in Austria. Dinner with my Mom. chat in the hood before sleeping this is only & only what i want. :girl_sigh:

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class room in harvard. Prepare for moot in yale. Swim in Amazon. Fly in space. bungizzy jumping in moon. Disco in Xiamen. Argue in Austria. Dinner with my Mom. chat in the hood before sleeping this is only & only what i want. :girl_sigh:
:hmmmm::two_thumbs_up:
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One day, God speaks to Noah. "Noah", he says, "I want you to build another Ark." "What, like the last one?" asks Noah. "Yes," replies God, "Except this time, I want it to have 14 decks." "And shall I lead all the animals into it, two by two, like last time?' asks Noah. "No, this time I only want you to lead fish into it". Noah is a little puzzled. "Just fish?" he asks. "Yes," says God. "In fact, just carp." "Just carp? Why carp?" Noah quizzes. "Well," says God, "I've always wanted a multi-storey carp Ark..."

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