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"Today, my uncle's backyard lights went out at a family BBQ. Instead of getting new bulbs from the store down the block, my uncle had my brother run in and out of our gora neighbor's yards every 20 minutes to turn their motion-sensor lanterns on to light our party..MLID." hahahaah :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Today when I had some free time at work, I explained arranged marriage and showed my white coworkers an Indian matrimonial site and we are all making fun of it, including me. I stopped laughing when I saw a girl who I think is my future wife. I am in love. -MLID :P

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True. Too many "oh my cousin proposed to me/gonna marry me" :nervous::nervous: BUT you can click on the academic section, OBVIOUSLY no padosis there!! :hehe: :yay:
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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Today, a set of headphones I bought from Best Buy stopped working. We couldn't use the warranty because we didn't have the receipt. So we went to Best Buy and bought another pair. My dad then used the receipt for the new pair to return the broken headphones and get his money back. MLID. :poink:

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I go to the New Jersey Institute of Technology (NJIT) which has been re-named New Jersey Indian Territory by some of my classmates, because of the large Indian population here. MLID. :poink:

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True. Too many "oh my cousin proposed to me/gonna marry me" :nervous::nervous: BUT you can click on the academic section, OBVIOUSLY no padosis there!! :hehe: :yay:
:two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up::hatsoff::--D
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Today my dad put his cell phone on speaker phone and still held it up to his ear and mouth. MLID :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

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I go to the New Jersey Institute of Technology (NJIT) which has been re-named New Jersey Indian Territory by some of my classmates, because of the large Indian population here. MLID. :poink:
abe saale. Me yahape his jaata hoon :D
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Today, My dad said I should not get into girlfriend birlfriend business until my studies are over. He said I have to "f.u.c.kus"(focus) on my studies to be "sexsesfull"(successful) in my life. MLID

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