DomainK Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Unless they have fat cow costume sex thing going on :hysterical: If this guy goes down on all four, he may attract bulls.
Malcolm Merlyn Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 oh gawd......i guess i know what i need to do now......
Params7 Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 In a fit of rage, i had labeled the contact of my ex as "Fat Cow". Incidentally, we are now talking of a reconciliation and considering how much time and energy i had vested in this relationship, i d rather patch things over than start something afresh with someone new, then mould them into my puppet using a combination of selectively rewarding behavior and trivial but nefarious mind games... However, i shot her a few email, mostly benign stuff about where to meet for lunch, my schedule etc etc and just noticed that my sent folder reads "Fat Cow ". Evidently she will be able to read the address book label i use for her. Thus far, i have not heard anything with regards to this matter, but i am living dangerously at the precipice... so on a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is she to go back and read previous emails, and notice this new monicker i had temporarily awarded her, and how much longer after that before i can expect regular action? At least you're not as ****ed as this guy : http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191 Now THAT, my friend, is what I call being ****ed. :giggle:
Guest Gunner Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 In a fit of rage, i had labeled the contact of my ex as "Fat Cow". Incidentally, we are now talking of a reconciliation and considering how much time and energy i had vested in this relationship, i d rather patch things over than start something afresh with someone new, then mould them into my puppet using a combination of selectively rewarding behavior and trivial but nefarious mind games... However, i shot her a few email, mostly benign stuff about where to meet for lunch, my schedule etc etc and just noticed that my sent folder reads "Fat Cow ". Evidently she will be able to read the address book label i use for her. Thus far, i have not heard anything with regards to this matter, but i am living dangerously at the precipice... so on a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is she to go back and read previous emails, and notice this new monicker i had temporarily awarded her, and how much longer after that before i can expect regular action? Just don't bring it up. If she does just laugh it off as a joke and that you just wanted to see how she reacted. PS: FFS don't do these kind of things when you expect to get back together with someone.
Sachinism Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 it depends on the girl. Some girls are pretty laid back and could take a joke, but in this situation, its not like you said it to her, its something which you did behind her back, so prepare for some screaming, followed by some silent treatment
beetle Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Fat cow!!!:yikes:Seriously....fat cow!!!!:omg_smile: Are you suicidal????? You are lucky if she doesn't come back.... If she does ....you better watch out!!! P.S...How fat is she btw????:--D
THX_1138 Posted January 8, 2010 Author Posted January 8, 2010 Fat cow!!!:yikes:Seriously....fat cow!!!!:omg_smile: Are you suicidal????? You are lucky if she doesn't come back.... If she does ....you better watch out!!! P.S...How fat is she btw????:--D she could stand to lose about 10lbs. maybe a few more. she may have put on some since we broke up.
CricketGirl Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 she could stand to lose about 10lbs. maybe a few more. she may have put on some since we broke up. tut tut! how vain are you!!
King Tendulkar Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Go to India and get an arranged marriage. Problem solved:--D
Desi Cartman Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Go to India and get an arranged marriage. Problem solved:--D thats the start of another Bigger & Permanent Problem :crazy4:
Malcolm Merlyn Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 thats the start of another Bigger & Permanent Problem :crazy4: says the uncle who had an arranged marriage:giggle:
Dravid Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Go to India and get an arranged marriage. Problem solved:--D y do u want the dude to throw away his future by getting married?
Gambit Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 At least you're not as ****ed as this guy : http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191 Now THAT, my friend, is what I call being ****ed. :giggle: OMG! That is ROFLage. I nearly died. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
King Tendulkar Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 y do u want the dude to throw away his future by getting married? Well he seem suicidal over only a girlfriend and in a state of panic. So maybe a nice indian wife may calm him down. Other then that may only advice to him would be to grow a pair!
CricketGirl Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Well he seem suicidal over only a girlfriend and in a state of panic. So maybe a nice indian wife may calm him down. Other then that may only advice to him would be to grow a pair![/QUOTE] care to elaborate?
King Tendulkar Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Well he seem suicidal over only a girlfriend and in a state of panic. So maybe a nice indian wife may calm him down. Other then that may only advice to him would be to grow a pair![/QUOTE] care to elaborate? er not really:hysterical:
flamy Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 At least you're not as ****ed as this guy : http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191 Now THAT, my friend, is what I call being ****ed. :giggle: OMFG! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: p.s. LAL @ h4te being first
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