Desi Cartman Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Profesor:Kya Naam Hai Girl:Mohini Prof:Aage Kya Lagati Ho Girl:Ji, WHISPER Prof: I Mean Peeche Kya Lagati Ho Girl:Ji, SARSON KA TAIL Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk This is one of those jokes that made me laugh for 10 mins but I can't share with anybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 लड़की- डॉटेड कंडोम दीजिये दुकानदार ने दे दिया लड़की- इससे ज्यादा बड़े डॉट्स वाला कंडोम दीजिये। दुकानदार ने दे दिया लड़की- भईया इससे बड़े डॉट्स वाला कंडोम भी आता है क्या? दुकानदार- मैडम आप भुट्टा यूज़ कर लो, अभी सीजन भी है। Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk It's a pain to read English words written in Hindi. Is that 'dotted' and 'dots' wala condom? Bhutta mane corn ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricket_Hacker Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 :hysterical:In School Teacher - What is you name? Student - Mera naam Misba Ul Haq hai Tchr - Speak in English Sdt - Inshallah the boys played well Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 It's a pain to read English words written in Hindi. Is that 'dotted' and 'dots' wala condom? Bhutta mane corn ? Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 [Classroom] Teacher: Write a program for Sum of series. Student: *writes half* Teacher: Yeh series kaun poori karega? Student: Sri Lanka. Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 It's a pain to read English words written in Hindi. Is that 'dotted' and 'dots' wala condom? Bhutta mane corn ? Don't get me started on that. It is very painful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Dhawan's Mom: Hello ! धवन ? Rohit: नही आंटी, वो खेल रहा है। Mom- बेटा जब भी फोन करती हूँ तू ही उठाता है, तू बैटिंग नही करता क्या? Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Wat shikhar dhawan's dad said to shikhar's mom... before his birth... 'धवन करेंगे। धवन करेंगे।धवन करेंगे। Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Rohit - arre arre Rahane meri Maggi kahan le ja raha hai Rahane - Carrying the momentum bhai Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Kohli: Rahane Do Rahane:Ok Sir *Walks out, India three wickets down* Kohli: Lodu I was saying take two runs Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Dhawan's Mom: Hello ! धवन ? Rohit: नही आंटी, वो खेल रहा है। Mom- बेटा जब भी फोन करती हूँ तू ही उठाता है, तू बैटिंग नही करता क्या? Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Wat shikhar dhawan's dad said to shikhar's mom... before his birth... 'धवन करेंगे। धवन करेंगे।धवन करेंगे। Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Dhawan's Mom: Hello ! धवन ? Rohit: नही आंटी, वो खेल रहा है। Mom- बेटा जब भी फोन करती हूँ तू ही उठाता है, तू बैटिंग नही करता क्या? Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidhoni Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 :hysterical: Anushka : Yeh kaunse bank main swiss account ki baat chal rahi hai news pe ? Kohli : HSBC Anushka : Yeh HS kaunsa bank hai ? Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk [PCB training camp] Misbah- bhaijaan aaj training karne ka dil nahi hai Coach- koi nai, sab Wren n Martin khol ke padhna start karo Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidhoni Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Dhawan's Mom: Hello ! धवन ? Rohit: नही आंटी, वो खेल रहा है। Mom- बेटा जब भी फोन करती हूँ तू ही उठाता है, तू बैटिंग नही करता क्या? Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 hahahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Younis Khan: Bhook lagi hai, kuch khaana hai. Shoaib Akhtar: Rehem kha. Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachin=GOD Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 लूज मोशन से पीड़ित अरुण लाल काफी देर टॉयलेट के बाहर खड़े थे, वाइफ ने गेट खोला और बोली: जाइए अंदर। अरुण: अब तो बस औपचारिकता ही शेष रह गयी है। Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidhoni Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 लूज मोशन से पीड़ित अरुण लाल काफी देर टॉयलेट के बाहर खड़े थे, वाइफ ने गेट खोला और बोली: जाइए अंदर। अरुण: अब तो बस औपचारिकता ही शेष रह गयी है। :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 लूज मोशन से पीड़ित अरुण लाल काफी देर टॉयलेट के बाहर खड़े थे, वाइफ ने गेट खोला और बोली: जाइए अंदर। अरुण: अब तो बस औपचारिकता ही शेष रह गयी है। :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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