punjabiplaya Posted May 6, 2014 Author Posted May 6, 2014 A dead mathematician was found today with a broken calculator stuffed up his ass. It's all very puzzling. It doesn't add up. :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted May 7, 2014 Author Posted May 7, 2014 Women wear Mangalsutra or Sindoor to show they're married.. Men carry Tupperware lunch boxes into office to show they are married..... :--D
punjabiplaya Posted May 7, 2014 Author Posted May 7, 2014 Absolute Classic!!! An inspirational speaker said: “The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience was in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter followed! . . A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Standing for a moment, he tried to recall the second line of that inspirational speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! Moral: DON'T COPY.. IF U CAN'T PASTE IN TIME...!!! :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted May 7, 2014 Author Posted May 7, 2014 At a wedding reception DJ announced: All married men plz stand next to the one who has made their life worth living.. bartender was nearly crushed to death.. :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted May 13, 2014 Author Posted May 13, 2014 "Chemicals in toothpaste and soap could be behind drop in male fertility" No wonder the pakis are outbreeding us 6 to 1 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
asterix Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 "Chemicals in toothpaste and soap could be behind drop in male fertility" No wonder the pakis are outbreeding us 6 to 1 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
FischerTal Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 "Chemicals in toothpaste and soap could be behind drop in male fertility" No wonder the pakis are outbreeding us 6 to 1 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Cricket_Hacker Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 "Chemicals in toothpaste and soap could be behind drop in male fertility" No wonder the pakis are outbreeding us 6 to 1 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical: that's harsh :hatsoff:
Debutant Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 "Chemicals in toothpaste and soap could be behind drop in male fertility" No wonder the pakis are outbreeding us 6 to 1 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted May 16, 2014 Author Posted May 16, 2014 Police have been given specific info to be on the lookout for Arsenal fans that may bring flares to the F.A. Cup final... Apparently it's what they wore the last time they were there!!
punjabiplaya Posted May 16, 2014 Author Posted May 16, 2014 Panic in the man u dressing room as Ryan Giggs tells the first team squad he'll treat them all like brothers............
punjabiplaya Posted May 16, 2014 Author Posted May 16, 2014 Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £5 can teach a disabled African the difference between an intruder and his Girlfriend.
punjabiplaya Posted May 16, 2014 Author Posted May 16, 2014 I see Paddy Power are taking bets on Oscar Pistorius murder trial. 9/2 if he's found guilty 1000/1 if he walks
punjabiplaya Posted May 16, 2014 Author Posted May 16, 2014 What do you call a group of black men? Cell mates
punjabiplaya Posted May 16, 2014 Author Posted May 16, 2014 What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!
punjabiplaya Posted May 16, 2014 Author Posted May 16, 2014 Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket
Yoda-esque Posted May 18, 2014 Posted May 18, 2014 Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket Lol
Khalpat Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must be an engineer" says the balloonist. "I am" replies the man. "How did you know." "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone." The man below says "you must be in management." "I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
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