vayuu1 Posted November 14, 2014 Posted November 14, 2014 History teacher to student:"who was akbar ". Student :"he was gay ". Teacher :"what! !!but how?". Student :"we have heard laila -majnu, heer -ranjha, soni -mahiwal, romeo and juliet and then there is akbar-birbal".
vayuu1 Posted November 14, 2014 Posted November 14, 2014 A teacher was teaching history to class of fresher's, after the class ,she asked one of the student ,who was a Southie, Teacher :"how was my teaching". Student :" lavda lassan ". Teacher :"what! ! ". Other student :"mam he meant loved the lesson ".
vayuu1 Posted November 14, 2014 Posted November 14, 2014 Ek ladki ki shadi papu se tay ho gayi. Lekin uska already dusre ladke se affair chal raha tha. Boy: tujhe papu se shadi karni hai to kar le koi problem nahi hai. Bas ek baar mere se sax krwa le. Bohot kharcha ho gaya hai tujhe ghumaane me. Ladki maan gayi aur sex ka din aur time decide ho gaya. Sex se just pehle ladke ko yaad aaya k condom to ghar pe hi bhool gaya. Usne ladki ko plastic ki theli laga k sex kr diya. Sex k baad pata chala k theli ladki ki vgina me hi reh gayi. Finally ladki ki shadi hui. Suhagraat par jaise hi papu ne apna penis daala aur jhatkey marey to theli bahar aa gayi. Ladki ki gawnd fat k haath me aa gayi. Fir bhi badi himmat kar ke wo boli: dekhte kya ho ji...tumhe nahi pata,pahli baar sex krte waqt aisi jhilli fat ke bahar aati hai. Papu ne theli ko dekha aur fir ladki ki taraf dekha. Ladki: mera vishwaas karo ji. Main sach keh rahi hu aisa hota hai...aap kya soch rahe ho??? Papu: wo sab to theek hai…. Main ye soch raha hu ki ......... is par “AGARWAL SWEETS kyu likha hua hai??????
Lord Posted November 14, 2014 Posted November 14, 2014 Ek ladki ki shadi papu se tay ho gayi. Lekin uska already dusre ladke se affair chal raha tha. Boy: tujhe papu se shadi karni hai to kar le koi problem nahi hai. Bas ek baar mere se sax krwa le. Bohot kharcha ho gaya hai tujhe ghumaane me. Ladki maan gayi aur sex ka din aur time decide ho gaya. Sex se just pehle ladke ko yaad aaya k condom to ghar pe hi bhool gaya. Usne ladki ko plastic ki theli laga k sex kr diya. Sex k baad pata chala k theli ladki ki vgina me hi reh gayi. Finally ladki ki shadi hui. Suhagraat par jaise hi papu ne apna penis daala aur jhatkey marey to theli bahar aa gayi. Ladki ki gawnd fat k haath me aa gayi. Fir bhi badi himmat kar ke wo boli: dekhte kya ho ji...tumhe nahi pata,pahli baar sex krte waqt aisi jhilli fat ke bahar aati hai. Papu ne theli ko dekha aur fir ladki ki taraf dekha. Ladki: mera vishwaas karo ji. Main sach keh rahi hu aisa hota hai...aap kya soch rahe ho??? Papu: wo sab to theek hai…. Main ye soch raha hu ki ......... is par “AGARWAL SWEETS kyu likha hua hai?????? :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
kumar713 Posted November 14, 2014 Posted November 14, 2014 History teacher to student:"who was akbar ". Student :"he was gay ". Teacher :"what! !!but how?". Student :"we have heard laila -majnu, heer -ranjha, soni -mahiwal, romeo and juliet and then there is akbar-birbal". :cantstop:
kumar713 Posted November 14, 2014 Posted November 14, 2014 A teacher was teaching history to class of fresher's, after the class ,she asked one of the student ,who was a Southie, Teacher :"how was my teaching". Student :" lavda lassan ". Teacher :"what! ! ". Other student :"mam he meant loved the lesson ". :haha:
velu Posted November 14, 2014 Posted November 14, 2014 Chicken Story (Mind blowing climax): A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old c0ck ... As he feels that the old c0ck could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young c0ck from the market... Old c0ck to Young c0ck : Old c0ck: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity... Young c0ck: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired. Old c0ck : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young c0ck: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old c0ck: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all. Young c0ck: OKKK.. What kind of competition? Old c0ck: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters. Young c0ck: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning. In the morning the Young c0ck allows the Old c0ck to start off & when the Old c0ck crosses the 10 meters mark the Young c0ck chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old c0ck's back in a matter of seconds. Suddenly..."BANG"!!! Before he could overtake the old c0ck, he was shot dead by the farmer ... who cursed, : "Hell" This is the 5th GAY c0ck I've bought this week." ?? Moral: beware of senior experience in corporate politics !!!!!
vayuu1 Posted November 14, 2014 Posted November 14, 2014 शराब फेक्टरी में शराब टेस्ट करने वाला छुट्टी पर चला गया और
punjabiplaya Posted November 14, 2014 Author Posted November 14, 2014 "I just got married," My friend Danny announced, as he entered the local den of iniquity. After buying him a cold one to celebrate his capitulation and loss of freedom, I asked him, "Why in hell would you do a dumb thing like that ?" Danny responded, "So that I could get laid three or four times a week." "That's funny," laughed the bartender,. "That's exactly why I got divorced." :--D
punjabiplaya Posted November 15, 2014 Author Posted November 15, 2014 My wife says to me, "All good things must come to an end." I replied, "When did it start?" :cantstop:
Guest PrancingHorse Posted November 15, 2014 Posted November 15, 2014 I found a Leaflet in newspaper this morning which read: ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!' My wife insisted I make a call. I Called up. It was a liquor shop offer: 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'
kumar713 Posted November 16, 2014 Posted November 16, 2014 My wife says to me, "All good things must come to an end." I replied, "When did it start?" :cantstop: :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted November 16, 2014 Author Posted November 16, 2014 There's no pleasing my wife sometimes. She wanted help with the housework so I got my girlfriend to come round and she went mental. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted November 16, 2014 Author Posted November 16, 2014 Me and my wife can always tell when each other want sex. My wife will put her arms around me and tickle my neck with her tongue when she's in the mood. Me, I just drink 12 cans of strong lager. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted November 16, 2014 Author Posted November 16, 2014 My next door neighbour has just walked into the hairdressers, I always tease her about her roots. She's a paki. :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted November 16, 2014 Author Posted November 16, 2014 I was talking to a girl at the bar last night: "I'm like University exams," I said. "Oooh, long and hard are you?" she giggled. "Nah" I said, "I come thick and fast." :--D
punjabiplaya Posted November 17, 2014 Author Posted November 17, 2014 I answered the phone and it was the wife's therapist, "I'm sorry, she cant come to the phone, she has a lot on her plate at the moment, " I said, "I'm sorry to hear that, is she not so well again? " She asked, "no, she's fine " I replied, "the fat bi*ch is just having her dinner." :hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted November 17, 2014 Author Posted November 17, 2014 A wise Chinese man once said, "If a dog barks it's undercooked" :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted November 17, 2014 Author Posted November 17, 2014 My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a Roger, But just as I had my trousers down and c*ck out she screamed that she only wanted to let the spare room out. :hysterical:
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