Clarke Posted February 1, 2010 Posted February 1, 2010 After marriage, ek baar Parshu ka ex-roommate Deepu uske ghar usse milne aata hai.Parshu and his beautiful bride Situ really took care of Deepu. He decided to stay there for the night. So, Parshu setup a dari and bedsheet for him on the verandah floor. At this Deepu retorted, "khud bistar par aur mujhe zamin par? lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!" So,Parshu pacified him and setup a bed for him. Deepu again retorted , "khud andar aur mujhe bahar? lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!" Parshu felt bad and set Deepu's bed in the drawing room. Deepu objected, "khud andar ac room main aur mujhe bahar garmi main? Ek waqt tha ki ham donon sote the ek hi kamre main!"! Parshu said that he was a married man now but Deepu again said, "lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!" Parshu's bedroom could accomodate only a bed and a sofa, so Parshu setup Deepu in his bedroom on the sofa where the ac was fitted. After some time, Deepu woke up Parshu and said that he was uncomfortable on the lumpy sofa. At this, Parshu was very irritated and said, "Hadd ho gayi yar!! A line has to be drawn somewhere!" Deepu said, "Bas kya!! tu shadi ke baad ek dam badal gaya hai.lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!" Parshu, the good soul that he was, relented and let Deepu sleep on the bed. His wife slept on the left side of the bed, himself in between and Deepu on the right. After some time Deepu again complained that he wanted to Sleep in the middle of the bed as he kept falling off the bed when he changed sides. Parshu wailed, "This is too much, yaar! There is a limit to everything..." Deepu became very emotional and said, "Bas kya, you don't trust ME?!? lagta hai dosti main definitely daraar aa gayi hai!" Finally, good old Parshu gave in again, and let him old pesty pal sleep between him and his wife. In the morning, Deepu told Parshu, "Yaar, your wife is a very chalu lady. She held my tool all through the night !!!" Parshu quietly replied "That was me, and not my wife. I just had to do it!" NAHI TO DARAAR MAIN DOSTI CHALI JATI!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
gaurav92 Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Where is the owner of this section :hehe:
dev.goswami Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
dev.goswami Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Where is the owner of this section :hehe: maybe the owner of this section is trying to understand the joke.:winky:
Guest Hiten. Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
CricketGirl Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 maybe the owner of this section is trying to understand the joke.:winky: haan he is thinking daraar mein dosti?? :helpsos:
dev.goswami Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 haan he is thinking daraar mein dosti?? :helpsos: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: bechare Mr. owner joke kuch bhi kyun na ho..icf ke log unpe hasna bhulte nahi hai :icflove:
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