shubham45 Posted February 15, 2010 Posted February 15, 2010 hey icf members i m quiting icf...hope u njoy...sorry fr everythin ........sorry CG.......waise this is my last joke on ICF Did you hear about the latest Pakistani invention? A. It's a solar powered flashlight. 2. Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention? A. The new automatic Pakistani parachutes. 3. Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids? A. Because he'd read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese. 4. How do you sink a Pakistani battleship? A. Put it in water. 5. Did you hear the news about a 747 which crashed in a cemetery in Karachi? A.The Pakistani officials have so far retrieved 3000 bodies. 6. Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who wanted to be buried at sea on his death? A. Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave. 7. Did you hear about the other tragedy in Karachi? A. There was a terrible power cut in Karachi's Four Square Shopping Mall:people were stuck on the escalator for 4 hrs. 8. Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre? A. They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter". 9. Did you hear about the Pakistani Air-Force helicopter crash? A. The pilot felt cold, so he turned off the fan. 10. Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses? A. They get it from chasing parked cars. 11. Did you hear about the Pakistani who studied diligently for 5 days? A. He was scheduled to take a urine test. 12. Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library? A. Somebody stole the book.
Cricketics Posted February 15, 2010 Posted February 15, 2010 Exams mein cheating kartein wein shubham pakda gaya. Mummy aur papa ne bola "Tera sab internet, tv wagara aaj se band"
Clarke Posted February 15, 2010 Posted February 15, 2010 Ur neighbor decided to secure their wireless network :hmmm:
ludhianvi Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 Take a break and come back refreshed for IPL B->
Aaku Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 Ur neighbor decided to secure their wireless network :hmmm: Mine did, last year :((
CricketGirl Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 hey icf members i m quiting icf...hope u njoy...sorry fr everythin ........sorry CG.......waise this is my last joke on ICF Did you hear about the latest Pakistani invention? A. It's a solar powered flashlight. 2. Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention? A. The new automatic Pakistani parachutes. 3. Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids? A. Because he'd read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese. 4. How do you sink a Pakistani battleship? A. Put it in water. 5. Did you hear the news about a 747 which crashed in a cemetery in Karachi? A.The Pakistani officials have so far retrieved 3000 bodies. 6. Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who wanted to be buried at sea on his death? A. Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave. 7. Did you hear about the other tragedy in Karachi? A. There was a terrible power cut in Karachi's Four Square Shopping Mall:people were stuck on the escalator for 4 hrs. 8. Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre? A. They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter". 9. Did you hear about the Pakistani Air-Force helicopter crash? A. The pilot felt cold, so he turned off the fan. 10. Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses? A. They get it from chasing parked cars. 11. Did you hear about the Pakistani who studied diligently for 5 days? A. He was scheduled to take a urine test. 12. Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library? A. Somebody stole the book. why so sorry?? u have been pure entertainment!!!
dev.goswami Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 hey icf members i m quiting icf...hope u njoy...sorry fr everythin ........sorry CG.......waise this is my last joke on ICF Did you hear about the latest Pakistani invention? A. It's a solar powered flashlight. 2. Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention? A. The new automatic Pakistani parachutes. 3. Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids? A. Because he'd read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese. 4. How do you sink a Pakistani battleship? A. Put it in water. 5. Did you hear the news about a 747 which crashed in a cemetery in Karachi? A.The Pakistani officials have so far retrieved 3000 bodies. 6. Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who wanted to be buried at sea on his death? A. Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave. 7. Did you hear about the other tragedy in Karachi? A. There was a terrible power cut in Karachi's Four Square Shopping Mall:people were stuck on the escalator for 4 hrs. 8. Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre? A. They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter". 9. Did you hear about the Pakistani Air-Force helicopter crash? A. The pilot felt cold, so he turned off the fan. 10. Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses? A. They get it from chasing parked cars. 11. Did you hear about the Pakistani who studied diligently for 5 days? A. He was scheduled to take a urine test. 12. Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library? A. Somebody stole the book. for a change these are what can be called as jokes and i am really laughing :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
CricketGirl Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 dude u can have CG!! abhe maamu who are u to give me away!!!
dev.goswami Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 dude u can have CG!! abhe maamu who are u to give me away!!! as you say he his your maamu....but don't i remember flamy, that sometime ago you were saying to shubham that you is also line maaroing cg and that she accepted??? :P
dev.goswami Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 can i :friends: beware dude...CG ke chakar main shubham had to leave ICF...make sure you too don't fall into that trap. :)
CricketGirl Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 can i :friends: i am shaadi shudied!! :whack:
CricketGirl Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 beware dude...CG ke chakar main shubham had to leave ICF...make sure you too don't fall into that trap. :) thats what happens to e-stalkers!!! :giggle:
Guest Hiten. Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 abhe maamu who are u to give me away!!! Who was lalit modi to sell Mumbai, Chennai, Delhi, Kolkata et al :emc:
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