Navjot Singh Sidhu

[philcric]

Somebody please kill him. Easily the most idiotic and annoying thing ever seen on cricket-related TV.

[gaurav92]

Laughter Challenge 1,2,3,4 :wall:

[King Tendulkar]

Classic Sidhu quotes:haha: He has his moments of genius "Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them. " "Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt. "

[achilles]

LEGEND :adore::adore::adore::adore::adore::adore:

[DomainK]

Classic Sidhu quotes:haha: He has his moments of genius "Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them. " "Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt. "

He was a funny and decent commentator once. Now he has reduced to a loud annoying bugger.

[fineleg]

^ yep, very annoying now. N.Sidhu & A.Lal worst of the Ind commentators

[Ram]

He's just there for the comic element, he's no cricket commentator.

[mastana]

This belongs to IPL forum?

[vvvslaxman]

The way he chews and spits and English words is really annoying.

[Gunner_Mania]

This belongs to IPL forum?

No. Sidhu being a annoying loud mouth has nothing to do with IPL>

[straight.drive]

But the entire cricket viewership does not analyze and appreciate the game like we do. Most of them switch on the TV to see some celebrities, some boundaries. Siddhu appeals immensely to these viewers

[hatja_tau]

hate him all you want, but he is full of energy always...and that look at Arun 'i wish i had wings' lal is just priceless!

[Chirag_V]

He can get annoing at times, but still he is full of energy and churns out some amazing quotes.

[thevortex]

As straight.drive says, there is apparently a group which actually likes Sidhu! Agree with marris. Once he was good. Arun Lal is actually quite good and understated too. And the Sardar rarely allows Arun Lal to get a word in edgeways or the host - Samir Kochar! Loud and annoying are appropriate words of description for 'Sheri Pa' as he is affectionately called.

[punjabi_khota]

Haven't heard him in a while, but he formed a terrific pair with Boycott. Loved that! :woot: I don't hear commentary just to get deep insights, and it is always nice to have someone keep you from falling asleep when Dravid is batting to save a test or Bhajji is darting his way to 40 wicketless overs :phehehe:

[Cevno]

Bhogle used to handle him well.Even Wilkins And The likes of Shastri ,Gavaskar,boycott used to complement him. Now he overpowers Arun lal and Samir Kochar easily.Even on times now he overpowers the host and Boria majumdar.

[Ranjha]

Where can I listen to Sidhu? Which match is he commentating on?

[EnterTheVoid]

You all must have read or heard these before. For the interest sake I m putting these here. Hope u enjoy.... Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential! Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats! Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn! He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg! It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide! He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg! When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon! If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers! The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down! This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls! The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter! The batsman is like a three-wheeler. ****s a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30! The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs! A big outcry but no outcome! All that comes from a cow is not milk! Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup! ----------- :hysterical:

[EnterTheVoid]

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it. 2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over. 3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. 4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.â€Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.†5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter. 6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide. 7. Wickets are like wives – you never know which way they will turn! 8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! 9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings! 10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine. 11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea. 12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack. 13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo. 14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar! 15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls! 16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze. 17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs. 18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United. 19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too. 20. One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six. 21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul ‘NOT OUT’ in the second test at Port of Spain T&T “Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.†22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm. 23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two. 24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. 25. The cat with gloves catches no mice. 26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth. 27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg. 28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition. 29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. 30. Kumble’s bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa

[Ranjha]

"29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. " :haha: