Mr. Wicket Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I recently got an alert from a friend in the Save the Whales Foundation about a beached whale sighted in Mumbai. Upon doing some research, I just realized it was The Yuviness (TM ludhianvi) that had been mistaken for a whale on land. Then my entrepreneurial spirit kicked in, and I realized the IPL could be the place for a new piece of kirkuting equipment. After all, we've already heard so much about the Mongoose Bat this year. The IPL is THE place for new ideas, bling bling and innovation. (Lalit Modi said so on twitter, I think!) So ... how do I get my new piece of cricketing equipment into IPL III? It's a brand new helmet... with four chin straps for each of the Yuviness' chins. More secure, stronger - Yuvraj will not be losing his helmet the way Pietersen did here. Not with straps for each of the chins he's recently developed. C3NJme7BIhQ Anyone know how to get in touch with Modi, Jayawardene or anyone affiliated with the Kings side? I would dearly love the Prince of Paunchjab to debut my great piece of cricketing equipment this season. If I wait until IPL IV, I may need to fix another two or three straps on for the other chins he may have grown by then. :--D [PS: In b4 brigade starts stalking me again, as he seems to follow my trail each time I'm posting in here.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 wrong forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sujan Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 :hysterical::yay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey #10 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 :hysterical::yay::hysterical::yay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wicket Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 wrong forum? I've calmed down a bit from my previously extremist view that anything related to the IPL belonged in the Jokes forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I've calmed down a bit from my previously extremist view that anything related to the IPL belonged in the Jokes forum. good comeback. :hysterical: now you can move this thread to the jokes section. :two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BossBhai Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 -- Removed on request of the user -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinx - the Jinx Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 i agree. this thread shuld be in jokes forum.. not ipl :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 All hecklers keep off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 um... lal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineleg Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Lolz @ the phrase coined by Thal : 'prince of paunchjab' :thumbs_up: that's good competition to the one I wrote last week: Hail the Yuviness- Twenty-Tontiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wicket Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 yo you good for nothing so and so of EMC use your bluddy pavaars to move the entire freakin IPHell phorum under the jokes phorum ... or else face consequences elsewhere I'm gonna sit on my ass and sip chai like any proper Indian bureaucrat. If you don't like it, no mo' of my DVD rips. :aetsch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BossBhai Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 -- Removed on request of the user -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BossBhai Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 -- Removed on request of the user -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b555 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h4te Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Lolz @ the phrase coined by Thal : 'prince of paunchjab' :thumbs_up: that's good competition to the one I wrote last week: Hail the Yuviness- Twenty-Tontiness you guise still dating? If so, 3rd base yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Lolz @ the phrase coined by Thal : 'prince of paunchjab' :thumbs_up: that's good competition to the one I wrote last week: Hail the Yuviness- Twenty-Tontiness wicky and finey sitting in a tree... watching IPL shamelessly... :aha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabi_khota Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 you guise still dating? If so' date=' 3rd base yet?[/quote'] what base will it be when wicket finds out why "it" is called "it". :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wicket Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 wicky and finey sitting in a tree... watching IPL shamelessly... :aha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: bastard :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 wicky and finey sitting in a tree... watching IPL shamelessly... :aha: :haha::haha::haha: :adore: flamy This has potential, add more please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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