EnterTheVoid Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Do you even know what a 'houri' is? You think tall fair skinned supermodels are beautiful' date=' imagine the 'houri' - a creature described by wikipedia as standing 40 feet tall whose skin is so sheer you can see its organs. A devout muslim who dies and goes to heaven is blessed with 16 'houris' at his disposal and he can do what ever he wants with them, he can even lay them side by side and use them as bed. Of course nothing is mentioned of what a devout muslim woman gets when she dies, the book was left incomplete at the moment of mohammad's demise. maybe she turns into a 'houri', who knows. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Duddddddde, thats too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaku Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Do you even know what a 'houri' is? You think tall fair skinned supermodels are beautiful' date=' imagine the 'houri' - a creature described by wikipedia as standing 40 feet tall whose skin is so sheer you can see its organs. A devout muslim who dies and goes to heaven is blessed with 16 'houris' at his disposal and he can do what ever he wants with them, he can even lay them side by side and use them as bed. Of course nothing is mentioned of what a devout muslim woman gets when she dies, the book was left incomplete at the moment of mohammad's demise. maybe she turns into a 'houri', who knows.[/quote'] OMG. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadoo Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Do you even know what a 'houri' is? You think tall fair skinned supermodels are beautiful' date=' imagine the 'houri' - a creature described by wikipedia as standing 40 feet tall whose skin is so sheer you can see its organs. A devout muslim who dies and goes to heaven is blessed with 16 'houris' at his disposal and he can do what ever he wants with them, he can even lay them side by side and use them as bed. Of course nothing is mentioned of what a devout muslim woman gets when she dies, the book was left incomplete at the moment of mohammad's demise. maybe she turns into a 'houri', who knows.[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Nbala dude, your killing me man!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karan114 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Do you even know what a 'houri' is? You think tall fair skinned supermodels are beautiful' date=' imagine the 'houri' - a creature described by wikipedia as standing 40 feet tall whose skin is so sheer you can see its organs. A devout muslim who dies and goes to heaven is blessed with 16 'houris' at his disposal and he can do what ever he wants with them, he can even lay them side by side and use them as bed. Of course nothing is mentioned of what a devout muslim woman gets when she dies, the book was left incomplete at the moment of mohammad's demise. maybe she turns into a 'houri', who knows.[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: nballa version II ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Do you even know what a 'houri' is? You think tall fair skinned supermodels are beautiful' date=' imagine the 'houri' - a creature described by wikipedia as standing 40 feet tall whose skin is so sheer you can see its organs. A devout muslim who dies and goes to heaven is blessed with 16 'houris' at his disposal and he can do what ever he wants with them, he can even lay them side by side and use them as bed. Of course nothing is mentioned of what a devout muslim woman gets when she dies, the book was left incomplete at the moment of mohammad's demise. maybe she turns into a 'houri', who knows.[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :clap::clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gs Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Do you even know what a 'houri' is? You think tall fair skinned supermodels are beautiful' date=' imagine the 'houri' - a creature described by wikipedia as standing 40 feet tall whose skin is so sheer you can see its organs. A devout muslim who dies and goes to heaven is blessed with 16 'houris' at his disposal and he can do what ever he wants with them, he can even lay them side by side and use them as bed. Of course nothing is mentioned of what a devout muslim woman gets when she dies, the book was left incomplete at the moment of mohammad's demise. maybe she turns into a 'houri', who knows.[/quote'] Man you are on a roll!!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gs Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Now, this is HILARIOUS! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: OMFG!!! This is effin hilarious!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texy Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 The ban has been extended to over 800 websites...... This is getting extremely ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nballa Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 The ban has been extended to over 800 websites...... This is getting extremely ridiculous If only that much effort went into banning porn/beastality sites. I guess they are targeting all educational/social networking sites. their message is clear - 'i am easily offended by a cartoon depiction of mohammad but perfectly ok with watching a video of someone molesting a goat' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 If only that much effort went into banning porn/beastality sites. I guess they are targeting all educational/social networking sites. their message is clear - 'i am easily offended by a cartoon depiction of mohammad but perfectly ok with watching a video of someone molesting a goat' And this is how terrorists are born for example, anyone who watches this and the pak news will be absolutely outrage by the lack of respect to their religion. He or even she will not use their brain but would believe the environment in Pak which have made a slight issue into a biggest crime in the world ever. The point is these upcoming terrorists will only have one side of the story, they would never know the purpose of the face book page and they themselves would neglect their own people criticizing other religions. This is exactly why Muslims are a danger cuz after all, their every statements come like all muslims.. should kill... It might not affect everyone to take action but at least for every muslims , it would be in their mind that the killing is the correct action.( Just ask every muslims truely their opinion 9/11) They will not blame themselves and would have conspiracy theories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSK Fan Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 i am not able to access PP. is it banned too? :omg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 i am not able to access PP. is it banned too? :omg: ur in pak? :hmmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted May 24, 2010 Author Share Posted May 24, 2010 The government controlling what people should and should not see is a very dangerous step Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSK Fan Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 ur in pak? :hmmm: good point :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achilles Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 And this is how terrorists are born for example, anyone who watches this and the pak news will be absolutely outrage by the lack of respect to their religion. He or even she will not use their brain but would believe the environment in Pak which have made a slight issue into a biggest crime in the world ever. The point is these upcoming terrorists will only have one side of the story, they would never know the purpose of the face book page and they themselves would neglect their own people criticizing other religions. This is exactly why Muslims are a danger cuz after all, their every statements come like all muslims.. should kill... It might not affect everyone to take action but at least for every muslims , it would be in their mind that the killing is the correct action.( Just ask every muslims truely their opinion 9/11) They will not blame themselves and would have conspiracy theories. Agree with most of your assertion, except for the one in bold. And the content on that page is preposterous to me as a Hindu. So I wouldn't like to speculate about the obvious reaction of the Muslims. The content on that page more than supersedes or should I say superimposes itself over the so-called "social message to terrorists". And tbh, I'm not even a zilch % surprised at the lack of a response to this from most of our elite Pakistan bashers - Protest erupts in Mumbai against Facebook invitation to draw Prophet Mohammad images Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Agree with most of your assertion, except for the one in bold. And the content on that page is preposterous to me as a Hindu. So I wouldn't like to speculate about the obvious reaction of the Muslims. The content on that page more than supersedes or should I say superimposes itself over the so-called "social message to terrorists". And tbh, I'm not even a zilch % surprised at the lack of a response to this from most of our elite Pakistan bashers - Protest erupts in Mumbai against Facebook invitation to draw Prophet Mohammad images Fair enough, it might be a over exaggerate but the idea still remains after all, there are always some people who really do make those statements after any incident which only promotes more muslims to join. This will not work for Hindus or any communities as either care a lot on every minor issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap_Brannigan Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 fk the indian *******s who threaten "India should ban facebook too or else.."..Seriously these asses should get shipped to the pure country if they are even thinking of violence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadoo Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 ^^ How the feck can they ask us to ban facebook, and also to have the nerve to threaten us!!! They can go and feck themselves, what do they think this is Pakistan!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarke Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Agree with most of your assertion, except for the one in bold. And the content on that page is preposterous to me as a Hindu. So I wouldn't like to speculate about the obvious reaction of the Muslims. The content on that page more than supersedes or should I say superimposes itself over the so-called "social message to terrorists". And tbh, I'm not even a zilch % surprised at the lack of a response to this from most of our elite Pakistan bashers - Protest erupts in Mumbai against Facebook invitation to draw Prophet Mohammad images Ask any American/British/Canadian/Saudi/Somali or any other country's citizen who follows Islam and their opinion will almost always be that given a choice, they would atleast ban the page if not the website. Since India has a vast number of followers of Islam, one can expect such demands. The difference here is, India does not go with extreme measures for minor issues like these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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