Mariyam Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 joke as in u came up with it or it was broadcast on some show on fox ? Hannity/O'Rielly etc are a funny lot. I actually assumed they did come up with that. The comment was mine. The picture was mailed to me as a forward. I don't even get fox channel here.
Mariyam Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 This link is gold. A fake twitter account of Hosni Mubarak http://twitter.com/HosniMobarak starting tomorrow you shall call me king mubarak Fool you once, shame on me. Fool you for 30 years, shame on you, your children, and your grandchildren :P
Clarke Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 :hysterical::hysterical: Whoever said "A captain must go down with his ship" is wrong. The ship must go down with it's captain. #Egypt Read between the lines: I will steal as much as I can in the few months I have left as president. #Egypt Hey @BarackObama, shut the hell up. Fix your own problems before trying to fix other people's problems! #Egypt Fool you once, shame on me. Fool you for 30 years, shame on you, your children, and your grandchildren. #Egypt #wheniwaslittle I fell on my head. Then my mom started saying I was special. True story For sale: One government. Never used, but probably doesn't work. First reform of the new government: Arab Republic of #Egypt will now be "Kingdom of #Egypt" instead. That's just the top ones :hysterical:
Clarke Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 @HRClinton Who are you to tell me what to do in my own country? I've been president for 29 years. You got cheated on by your husband. I have convinced the army that the protesters are Israeli terrorists. If things get out of hand, I will tell them to fire at will. #jan25 I'll be on TV soon to announce the new changes. First thing will be the replacement of the current people of #Egypt. This is gold :haha:
Sachin=GOD Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 :hysterical::hysterical: Whoever said "A captain must go down with his ship" is wrong. The ship must go down with it's captain. #Egypt Read between the lines: I will steal as much as I can in the few months I have left as president. #Egypt Hey @BarackObama, shut the hell up. Fix your own problems before trying to fix other people's problems! #Egypt Fool you once, shame on me. Fool you for 30 years, shame on you, your children, and your grandchildren. #Egypt #wheniwaslittle I fell on my head. Then my mom started saying I was special. True story For sale: One government. Never used, but probably doesn't work. First reform of the new government: Arab Republic of #Egypt will now be "Kingdom of #Egypt" instead. That's just the top ones :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachin=GOD Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 Another gem from Hosni Mobarak's fake twitter account - "I hope Saddam is watching me from above. He would be very jealous. #Egypt"
Clarke Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 Someone is using the screen name Suzanne Mubarak in twitter and has the following apology: My fellow Egyptian people, I'm sorry 4 not tweeting as u know I accidentally tripped n choke over the internet wire supplying #Egypt! #Jan25
Mariyam Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 SMS joke. Why is Obama supporting Hosni? Because Hosni is MuBARAK. To Clarke: There are fake twitter IDs of Ahmadinejad, Obama, Michelle Obama etc. And they are regularly updated. Some really funny stuff.
jaggadaku Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 Christians protecting Muslims while they pray during protests in Egypt
vaibhav_delhi Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 Mubarak's net worth: Rs 319,500 crore! http://www.rediff.com/news/slide-show/slide-show-1-rs-319500-crore-mubaraks-net-worth/20110204.htm
Mariyam Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 Mubarak's net worth: Rs 319,500 crore! http://www.rediff.com/news/slide-show/slide-show-1-rs-319500-crore-mubaraks-net-worth/20110204.htm Thats it? What a waste of a dictator. For 30 years in charge of a country and he has only that much to show? Not only is he incapable of handling the 'beaceful brotests' he is also incompetent at corruption. Telgi mopped up 30,000 crore in just a few months in the stamp paper scam. Clearly Mubarak has a lot to learn.
jaggadaku Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 ^eggjactly our politicians make more money per scam
vaibhav_delhi Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 Thats it? What a waste of a dictator. For 30 years in charge of a country and he has only that much to show? Not only is he incapable of handling the 'beaceful brotests' he is also incompetent at corruption. Telgi mopped up 30,000 crore in just a few months in the stamp paper scam. Clearly Mubarak has a lot to learn. :) maybe he spent rest of his wealth and saved the 319K Cr to carry him thru his remaining days, he is 80+ yrs old you see.
Sachin=GOD Posted February 5, 2011 Posted February 5, 2011 Mobarak has just resigned as the head of the National Democratic Party - the ruling party of Egypt. His son Gamal has also resigned as head of the party's political bureau and the entire executive committee has also resigned.
Sachin=GOD Posted February 6, 2011 Posted February 6, 2011 Egypt's regime makes new concessions to opposition CAIRO: Egypt's vice president met a wide representation of major opposition groups for the first time Sunday and agreed to allow freedom of the press, to release those detained since anti-government protests began nearly two weeks and ago and to lift the country's hated emergency laws when security permits. Vice President Omar Suleiman endorsed a plan with the opposition to set up a committee of judiciary and political figures to study proposed constitutional amendments that would allow more candidates to run for president and impose term limits on the presidency, the state news agency reported. The committee was given until the first week of March to finish the tasks. The regime also pledged not to harass those participating in the anti-government protests, which have drawn hundreds of thousands at the biggest rallies. The government also agreed not to hamper freedom of press and not to interfere with text messaging and Internet. Sunday's meeting was the broadest representation of Egypt's fragmented opposition to meet with the new vice president since the protests demanding the immediate ouster of longtime President Hosni Mubarak began on Jan. 25. The opposition groups represented included the youthful supporters of leading democracy advocate Mohamed ElBaradei, who are one of the main forces behind the protests. The outlawed Muslim Brotherhood, Egypt's largest opposition group, and a number of smaller leftist, liberal groups also attended the meeting, according to footage shown on state television. Mubarak, Egypt's ruler of nearly 30 years, has rejected calls to step down immediately and instead promised a package of unspecified political reforms part of a series of concessions the regime has made in an unsuccessful bid to quell the protests. The two sides also agreed at the meeting that the government would open an office that would field complaints about political prisoners, according to the state news agency. The government also pledged to commission judicial authorities to fight corruption and prosecute those behind it. It agreed to investigate and prosecute those responsible for the yet unexplained disappearance of police from Cairo's streets more than a week ago, which unleashed a wave of lawless looting and arson. Egypt's emergency laws were imposed by Mubarak when he took office in 1981 and they have been in force ever since. The laws give police far-reaching powers for detention and suppression of civil and human rights. Lifting the laws has been a longtime demand by the opposition. Link
ravishingravi Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 Some interesting stats before the revolution 82% are in favour stoning of women, 64% want sharia law ( 7% turkey, 16 % Iran ) and 84% favour death penalty for muslims who leave the religion. So, I can't wait to see this delicate situation stablilize.
Mariyam Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 Some interesting stats before the revolution 82% are in favour stoning of women, 64% want sharia law ( 7% turkey, 16 % Iran ) and 84% favour death penalty for muslims who leave the religion. So, I can't wait to see this delicate situation stablilize. 82% prefer stoning of women? Women weren't a part of the survey?
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