THE WTF news of the day thread

[Yoda-esque]

http://www.rediff.com/news/slide-show/slide-show-1-its-not-a-joke-brazil-hires-batman-to-fight-crime/20120403.htm :hatsoff:

[vvvslaxman]

http://www.oregonlive.com/beaverton/index.ssf/2012/04/beaverton_police_accuse_man_of_2.html Beaverton police accuse man of masturbating in city library Beaverton police have accused a man of masturbating while watching pornography in the Beaverton City Library Monday evening, the department reported. About 6 p.m. officers were called to the library -- at 12375 S.W. 5th St. -- on the report that a man was performing a "lewd act" on himself with children present, said Officer Mike Rowe, a Beaverton police spokesman. Rowe said a man dropped his two sons – 11 and 12 years old – off at the library to use the computers. A short time later, they texted their father and told him that a man next to them was "watching bad stuff" and doing something under his jacket, Rowe said. The father arrived and reportedly confronted the man. Officers arrived and identified the man as 33-year-old Giovanni Maipi, who admitted to masturbating while watching pornography, Rowe said. Maipi, Rowe said, did not expose himself during the incident and he did not try to contact any children. Officers arrested Maipi, of Beaverton, on an accusation of second-degree disorderly conduct. He was lodged in the Washington County Jail.

[Prakat]

http://www.oregonlive.com/beaverton/index.ssf/2012/04/beaverton_police_accuse_man_of_2.html Beaverton police accuse man of masturbating in city library Beaverton police have accused a man of masturbating while watching pornography in the Beaverton City Library Monday evening, the department reported. About 6 p.m. officers were called to the library -- at 12375 S.W. 5th St. -- on the report that a man was performing a "lewd act" on himself with children present, said Officer Mike Rowe, a Beaverton police spokesman. Rowe said a man dropped his two sons 11 and 12 years old off at the library to use the computers. A short time later, they texted their father and told him that a man next to them was "watching bad stuff" and doing something under his jacket, Rowe said. The father arrived and reportedly confronted the man. Officers arrived and identified the man as 33-year-old Giovanni Maipi, who admitted to masturbating while watching pornography, Rowe said. Maipi, Rowe said, did not expose himself during the incident and he did not try to contact any children. Officers arrested Maipi, of Beaverton, on an accusation of second-degree disorderly conduct. He was lodged in the Washington County Jail.

hope they have curtains there.

[Zelig]

Why do you need curtains..all you need is tissues :hmmm:

[Prakat]

:hmmm:

[Yoda-esque]

:hysterical:

[vvvslaxman]

hope they have curtains there.

This is second degree disorderly conduct. If only there was even a partial exposure he would have been dealing much severe punishment.

[J P K]

Indonesians seek cure from 'track therapy' People suffering from illnesses in Indonesia's capital Jakarta have started treating themselves with a highly unusual - and potentially deadly - form of 'therapy'. They claim that lying on train tracks allows an electric flow to pass through their bodies, curing their ailments. But the authorities have repeatedly urged them not to do it, warning them of the risks. Footage: Zca97nkMkHE

[Old guy]

wow^ and how would actual passing of electricity help? :hmmm:

[Stuge]

To ward off evil, parents bury infant alive in a pot

An infant was stuffed inside an earthen pot, which was then partially buried in a field and covered with hay and other material in Uttar Pradesh's Hapur, nearly 50 km from Delhi, by a superstitious couple who were told that it would help the mother of the child bear healthy children. The two-day old kid was partially buried inside the pot on Thursday and spent 48 hours in that condition before a man heard his cries and rescued him early on Saturday. Kiran Pal, a resident of Chamri area in Panchsheel Nagar (formerly Hapur) district, and his wife were worried that the kid, born on April 6, would not survive just like their three previous children. Pal's wife had a miscarriage while two of her babies died soon after birth. Pal was worried that this child would also not survive and sought a fake godmanÃÔ, Naseem, help. Naseem told Pal that if he would put the infant inside an earthen pot and bury that pot, partially, in earth, it would exorcise the ill-omen that was causing the death of his children. Convinced fully with Naseem's prescription, the couple stuffed the two-day-old kid inside an earthen pot and buried the pot behind their house, in a field on Thursday. "The kid survived miraculously and maybe because there was some opening for air. It was a local man who rescued him and informed the police. Both Pal and Naseem are absconding," said Superintendent of Police Kiran S. Pal's wife, who had been called for questioning to the Kotwali, told the police that it was her husband who sought advise from Naseem and she did not know anything else. The infant has been admitted to the local hospital, where doctors attending on him, described his condition critical. "The child is suffering from jaundice with severe breathlessness. His chances of survival are slim," said Dr Yunus Ahmed, a physician at the hospital. "We have registered a case under sections 308, 336 and 338 of the IPC," the SP added.

:WTF: http://www.hindustantimes.com/India-news/UttarPradesh/To-ward-off-evil-parents-bury-infant-alive-in-a-pot/Article1-840717.aspx

[Sidhoni]

:WTF:

[Crookbond]

:headshake:

[Texy]

Another @.s.s.hole who kills his wife for giving birth to their 3rd daughter ...he wanted a son >>> NDTV report <<

[Roshanrocks]

y cant they just go to some anaath ashram and adopt one if they want a boy so bad?

[DomainK]

:WTF: http://www.hindustantimes.com/India-news/UttarPradesh/To-ward-off-evil-parents-bury-infant-alive-in-a-pot/Article1-840717.aspx

What I can not understand is why the mother was not arrested. She is equally guilty of the act.

[vvvslaxman]

http://gawker.com/5835890/woman-buys-a-block-of-wood-with-an-apple-logo-thinking-its-an-ipad Woman Buys a Block of Wood with an Apple Logo Thinking ItÃÔ an iPad

lol

[akshayxyz]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_the-5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

[Sidhoni]

lol

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Crookbond]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_the-5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

:WTF: If all these insects exist in one nation, we don't require an army.

[akshayxyz]

:WTF: If all these insects exist in one nation, we don't require an army.

What an idea sirji... it is time that Indian forces train the 'ant army' to patrol the border.