Yoda-esque Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 You are a feisty lil man' date=' DF[/quote'] Have you seen his picture? He doesnt look little.
Dhoni_fan Posted November 14, 2011 Author Posted November 14, 2011 You are a feisty lil man' date=' DF[/quote'] haha people in my family have said I get my attitude in terms of giving it back from my father! my mum says she can see similarities in my attitude to that of our very own Kohli :P
Dhoni_fan Posted November 14, 2011 Author Posted November 14, 2011 Have you seen his picture? He doesnt look little. Thanks.... I think? :P
Jersey #10 Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 I am usually like I already own the product or the service and is better than what you are offering me so sorry. They hang up on me when I say this and take me off the list as well.
Vijay.Sharma Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 Another funny one today! only been at work for an hour but an English guy said to me "I will certainly buy this from you because you are one of our very own pure British guys, you are not one of those Indians or anything like that we have to look out for our own" To that I just said "Absolutely" Then right at the end of the sale I said thank you, for your time you have been speaking to and gave my full name, my first name is a christian name but my surname is Kumar! :) but the deal was done already :) was a pleasure!Brilliant!
Mariyam Posted November 15, 2011 Posted November 15, 2011 Seriously I dont know if it even works! Is there some kinda time boundness to it that we need to re-register in the DND? 18 months, I think. After that DND sends you an SMS asking if you would like to continue with their service or not. It makes a world of difference. Without DND, my inbox used to be littered with random Buy property in Lonavala, CAT training classes, Western Railway mega block, Join British Council Libraray etc messages and at least 3-4 credit card/ holiday scheme calls. After DND, I rarely, if at all, get an advtg message. And if anyone calls, I always tell them that I am on DND. They immediately hang up. :D
achilles Posted November 15, 2011 Posted November 15, 2011 Have you seen his picture? He doesnt look little. :isalute: haha people in my family have said I get my attitude in terms of giving it back from my father! my mum says she can see similarities in my attitude to that of our very own Kohli :P Do you say "Maa ki ...." everytime you crack a deal?
akshayxyz Posted November 15, 2011 Posted November 15, 2011 :isalute: Do you say "Maa ki ...." everytime you crack a deal? :haha::haha:
punjabi_khota Posted November 15, 2011 Posted November 15, 2011 I usually try to guess what part of India (or world) the caller is from. Then I use the appropriate race/religion/region based jokes and harass them.
Dhoni_fan Posted November 16, 2011 Author Posted November 16, 2011 A customer yesterday said "oh I can tell that you are not from these shores old chap" "I have not got the foggiest idea what you are talking about" I said "What we are doing today, is speaking to our polite customers who know how to talk to their supplier with some respect, I regret to tell you that you have not passed that test today, better luck for next time, have a great day"
Yoda-esque Posted November 16, 2011 Posted November 16, 2011 A customer yesterday said "oh I can tell that you are not from these shores old chap" "I have not got the foggiest idea what you are talking about" I said "What we are doing today, is speaking to our polite customers who know how to talk to their supplier with some respect, I regret to tell you that you have not passed that test today, better luck for next time, have a great day" How is it that you still have a job ? :cantstop:
Dhoni_fan Posted November 16, 2011 Author Posted November 16, 2011 How is it that you still have a job ? :cantstop: Because I always hit target! am number 1 in the rankings on our campaign! Am always polite to customers and only give it back if they insult my in an abusive fashion and even then I never swear or curse :)
Dhoni_fan Posted November 18, 2011 Author Posted November 18, 2011 Customer didnt believe in the offer and couldnt be sure i wasnt lieing to him told him "this call is being recorded for monitoring purposes, if i lie to you I will get fired, I have a wife and two kids at home do you think I am going to risk their future for one sale" I am not yet married! I got the sale :P
achilles Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 ^ Saali, tu kitna emosanal blackmail karta hai. Bhugtega saade. I hope Khota calls you one day.
zen Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 ^ Saali' date=' tu kitna emosanal blackmail karta hai. Bhugtega saade. I hope Khota calls you one day.[/quote'] As far as he is giving the correct information about the product it is ok. Sales and marketing is about building stories to connect with the customer. In this case, from what I understood, the customer was interested, only thing missing was the creditability, which Dhoni fan built by telling a belivable story .... Yeah, but if he were selling bad products by false marketing then that's doesn't help anyone in the long run
Vijay.Sharma Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 A customer yesterday said "oh I can tell that you are not from these shores old chap" "I have not got the foggiest idea what you are talking about" I said "What we are doing today, is speaking to our polite customers who know how to talk to their supplier with some respect, I regret to tell you that you have not passed that test today, better luck for next time, have a great day":--D:--D:--D Dhoni_fan I am becoming your fan
THX_1138 Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 He wasted your 30 mins. You wasted his 5 mins. How can you be satisfied? I think now that you have his number, you should register it on all tele marketing sites so that he is continuously called and texted. Let him try and waste 30 mins on each call. he was being paid for 35 minutes, he kept his cool while the other turd burst an aneurysm. and yes, he had the last laugh. victory is his.
THX_1138 Posted November 18, 2011 Posted November 18, 2011 I usually try to guess what part of India (or world) the caller is from. Then I use the appropriate race/religion/region based jokes and harass them. i will see you in that special hell they reserve for guys like you (and me).
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