The Dark Horse Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 This is what has been happening to Ashwin after he has got married: a) He feels cheated and has been expecting more bounce b) He's been running out of partners c) He wants to keep it slow and steady but his partner is rushing him up leading to premature ejaculations, breaking the heart of millions. :cantstop: Link to comment
achilles Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 This is what has been happening to Ashwin after he has got married: a) He feels cheated and has been expecting more bounce b) He's been running out of partners c) He wants to keep it slow and steady but his partner is rushing him up leading to premature ejaculations, breaking the heart of millions. :hysterical: Link to comment
maniac Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 This is what has been happening to Ashwin after he has got married: a) He feels cheated and has been expecting more bounce b) He's been running out of partners c) He wants to keep it slow and steady but his partner is rushing him up leading to premature ejaculations, breaking the heart of millions. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Also he is no longer a fresher and has opened his account (in tests) after his marriage Link to comment
Sachin=GOD Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 This is what has been happening to Ashwin after he has got married: a) He feels cheated and has been expecting more bounce b) He's been running out of partners c) He wants to keep it slow and steady but his partner is rushing him up leading to premature ejaculations, breaking the heart of millions. :giggle: Link to comment
Lord Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 This is what has been happening to Ashwin after he has got married: a) He feels cheated and has been expecting more bounce b) He's been running out of partners c) He wants to keep it slow and steady but his partner is rushing him up leading to premature ejaculations, breaking the heart of millions. hes also not putting it in the right areas:hitler: Link to comment
Magneto Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 With a bit of experience, he'll put it in the right areas :--D Link to comment
vvvslaxman Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 With a bit of experience' date=' he'll put it in the right areas :-D[/quote'] Let us see, Rampaul mentally disintegrated him in the last match. Link to comment
Magneto Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 I think the mental disintegration happened because he's not getting proper sleep at night. Bound to happen if he's 'tweet'ing all night. Link to comment
Talwar Posted December 3, 2011 Author Share Posted December 3, 2011 His fingers are sore after he used it all night tweeting:winky: Link to comment
Karan114 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 This is what has been happening to Ashwin after he has got married: a) He feels cheated and has been expecting more bounce b) He's been running out of partners c) He wants to keep it slow and steady but his partner is rushing him up leading to premature ejaculations, breaking the heart of millions. :haha: Link to comment
carnish Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 yeah he even makes Inzy look good:(( :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment
carnish Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 He judges a run based on his speed not on the speed of his partner. EExactly! This is the main reason. Also, I think Ashwin is a little adamant and headstrong as far as running between the wickets is concerned. This is possibly what was going through his mind when he refused to run for the second run during the Wankhede Test: "Oh ****, I've hit it too hard. Only a single. Okay, let me run down gently, and score one run. (As he reaches the other end gently, he hears Aaron screaming and sees him standing almost beside him urging him to complete the second). Oh ****, when did this fecker come back? ****, he's running for two, should I try and go back? Oh ****, let me try. Oh jeez, I am run out already ... bc ... mc) And during the Barabati ODI: "Okay, one run, now I'll get to bat. Oh ****, BC Rohit is coming back. Arey Rohit, No No No No. Rohit No! Rohit pleaseeee! (As they stand together in the same crease) ... "****, I'll have to sacrifice myself now ... Let me run a few steps atleast ... BC ... phir out ... OOps, I did it again ... I'm not login in to twitter tonight ... **** Viru is standing right there" Bechara! :cantstop::haha::hysterical::giggle: Link to comment
carnish Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 This is what has been happening to Ashwin after he has got married: a) He feels cheated and has been expecting more bounce b) He's been running out of partners c) He wants to keep it slow and steady but his partner is rushing him up leading to premature ejaculations, breaking the heart of millions. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment
Texy Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 another brainfart from Ashwin ....huge opportunity to dismiss Bravo gone! Link to comment
King Tendulkar Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Loves a brain fart Link to comment
achilles Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 another brainfart from Ashwin ....huge opportunity to dismiss Bravo gone! I missed it. What happened? Link to comment
Texy Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I missed it. What happened? Bravo was half way down the pitch...AShwin could've taken his time to throw the ball at the wicket but he made a terrible mess of it And as I speak....another poor attempt by AShwin to stop the boundary......This guy is absolute worthless fielder Link to comment
ganeshran Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Hes very slow fielder but a good bowler. Link to comment
BERGKAMP Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 excellent bowler very decent stroke maker shiit runner shiit fielder Link to comment
achilles Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Bravo was half way down the pitch...AShwin could've taken his time to throw the ball at the wicket but he made a terrible mess of it And as I speak....another poor attempt by AShwin to stop the boundary......This guy is absolute worthless fielder That is bad. He needs to learn from Jaddu. Hes very slow fielder but a good bowler. He got jacked in by Polly kaka and Samuels. Link to comment
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