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What will happen before Tendulkar's 100th 100?

The Outsider

By The Outsider
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What will happen before Tendulkar's 100th 100?  

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    • The world will come to an end - of course the Mayans were right
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    • Tendulkar fanboys will finally understand what humor is about
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    • It will not be a criticism on "ours" (meaning Indian) to criticize Tendulkar
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    • Ponting will take over Tendulkar
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    • Kallis will take over Tendulkar
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    • We would stop seeing a total Solar eclipse because the Moon would have moved further away
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    • India would lose a series at home
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    • Mitt Romney will be the US president.
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    • Though the last option is pretty witty, but let's hear it for the others
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1. The world will come to an end - of course the Mayans were right 2. Tendulkar fanboys will finally understand what humor is about 3. It will not be a criticism on "ours" (meaning Indian) to criticize Tendulkar 4. Ponting will take over Tendulkar 5. Kallis will take over Tendulkar 6. We would stop seeing a total Solar eclipse because the Moon would have moved further away 7. India would lose a series at home 8. Mitt Romney will be the US president. Just in case, someone does not get it, this is a fun thread meant as a jab on the media and not on Tendulkar.

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9. Sachin-bhakts will go missing pretending as if suddenly they have become very hard working aholes. 10. Dumdumdiga would open 100 threads on 100th 100 and keep opening up a follow-up in Chitchat when it gets closed. 11. Ron Paul will become US President. 12. Sunil Shetty will win an Oscar. 13. Politician of 21st century award would be given to Rajeev Shukla.

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Tony Abbott, the current Leader of the Opposition in Australia, will have developed a coherent policy on something. Anything. (Other than "I'll stop the boats!!!")

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Tony Abbott' date=' the current Leader of the Opposition in Australia, will have developed a coherent policy on something. Anything. (Other than "I'll stop the boats!!!")[/quote'] So never then.... Maybe it could be the Julia Gillard, the current PM will develop the ability to speak coherently and not like a bushie bloke with something stuck in here throat. Another option could be USA or Russia win the ICC World Cup...

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