Bumper Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 How would Akhtar's resume look like ? What would he say about himself to a prospective employer or a school ? _______________________________________________________ Shoaib Akhtar 114 (Opp to Hakim’s house), Dope Bazaar, Rawal Pindi, Pakistan cell-1: 499-443767 (for Indian sponsors only) cell-2: 499-567412 (Bollywood babes, please call me!) tel: 6784321 (for Hakim: If you are unable to reach me, leave the packet at my door) e-mail: showape@gmail.com (PCB bashtards just email me) ObjectiveI want to ball the fashtest ball and exshite people. I alsho want to be a legaan.d For a shange I wanna ban shomebodyAcademics Education M. C La’hore University, Math Arrears pending B. C. Pindi Unversity, Physhix Arrears pending. Test scores Chukcing test: Phailed first attempt. Passhed by 1 degree in second attempt. Dope test: Passhed official tesht IQ: Not applicable Awards and HonorsFashtest baller Highesht number of bansBanned for smoking in elementary school Banned for copying exam in high school Banned for balling by ICC (thanks Dalmiya for reverting ban) Banned for not balling (what can I do, I wash injured!) by PCB Banned for tumpering ball by ICC chootiya$ Banned for dope abushe from ICC CT Latest ban for whooping Ashif Banned from Pakpassion and ICF for trawling (fackers!) [*]Spheshal award from Shewag for being the kindest baller. [*]For ninth conshecutive year, voted by PCB as “outshtanding†playar.Greatest StrengthsCan ball fasht Great interpershonal skillsh. (ashk: Ashif, Inshi, Woolmer & PCB) Down to earth (when bowling to Shewagh) Greatast Match whinnah High kwality kriket brain. (Coached Sami)Work Experience (Total: 9 yearsh)My recaard spheak for itshelf.References 1)Shami 2)Inshi 3)Ashif ________________________________________________________ Rahul Khan 1 Link to comment
Rahul Khan Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 :haha: its simply hilarious ... tfs! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment
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Ram Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Banned for smoking in elementary school Banned for copying exam in high school Banned for balling by ICC (thanks Dalmiya for reverting ban) Banned for not balling (what can I do, I wash injured!) by PCB Banned for tumpering ball by ICC chootiya$ Banned for dope abushe from ICC CT Latest ban for whooping Ashif Banned from Pakpassion and ICF for trawling (fackers!):hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment
Sachin_Rulez Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 :haha::haha::haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Brilliant!!! Link to comment
veer Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 :haha: thread title aur author dekh kar hassi aati he.. the guy was 'outshtanding' and now he is OUT standing.. :hysterical: Link to comment
dial_100 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 :hysterical: bumps... this one was long due... its classic mate? good job there.. Link to comment
kumble_rocks Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 :hysterical::hysterical: Bumper for President ! Link to comment
King Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:Simply Briiliant Link to comment
The Outsider Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Superb!!:hysterical: Link to comment
sandtest Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 :hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: class...pure class!!.....send it to Oscars. High kwality kriket brain. (Coached Sami) :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment
Lurker Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Top stuff Bumper. I was actually reciting in my mind all the words - phaast, recaard. Seriously speaking you gotta a gift and you really should write more. Meanwhile I shall laught at: Chukcing test: Phailed first attempt. Passhed by 1 degree in second attempt. Dope test: Passhed official tesht :hysterical: Link to comment
Dhondy Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 That's Bumper speak. You can imitate, but not match. Hahahahaahaa! Link to comment
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