Cricketics Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 there was this sports teacher in our school who used to say "I have 2 daughters.. they both are girlz" anyone else have any of such classic stuff to share from their school dayz?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holysmoke Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 There are so many.... Open the window, let the atmosphere come in.. Give me a red pen of any colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap_Brannigan Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Wait.....WTF? I thought "I have 2 daughter....both of them are girls" , "Open the window, let the atmosphere come in" were spoken by my high school Comp teacher. That and "Form a straight circle".......There are a few more and i have heard most of it first hand. So either u 2 are from madras and you heard it as an urban legend or all teachers have a mysterious code to say crap like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketics Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 that sports teacher we had was a madrassi.. and left the school after one year.. went back to his chennai as he got a better job over there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 1)I have a headache in my head.....Bio teacher. 2) Do you see circles?......sports teacher:D.BTW he meant...Are you feeling dizzy? 3) All three both of you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 1) Form a straight circle 2) Boys boys talk , girls girls talk , boys girls no talk.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apocalypse Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 1)I have a headache in my head.....Bio teacher. 2) Do you see circles?......sports teacher:D.BTW he meant...Are you feeling dizzy? 3) All three both of you..... so u say all of these :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineleg Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 "Take a copper rod, break it into half, and take the bigger half" :D :D :D I've also had a PT teacher (aka phys.training teacher, sports teacher) who used to say, "Both of you three - get out of the class" I've had a Physics (or was it Chemistry) teacher who has said "Open the window, let the atmosphere come in" :D :D :D - Have heard it first hand, so it is true- if others have heard it as well, then it maybe a "common" teacher thingy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 looks like you guys went to some cr@ppy schools. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gs Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 nice happened :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
head coach Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Examination hall: "You are finished?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gs Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Heard during the biology lab frog dissection. teacher: is the frog dead yet? student: no teacher, little living still there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veer Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 i can easily see myself saying some of these.. :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaiN_KiLLeR Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 holy **** zap even my Marathi teacher always said 'Open the doors of the windows and let the atmosphere come in' classic line. some more gems - You both of three get out of the class, every village has a gutter and you are the gutter of this class (WTF??), if you dont listen to me today you will sacrifice your life in later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Heard during the biology lab frog dissection. teacher: is the frog dead yet? student: no teacher, little living still there :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaurav Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesiChap Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 gems :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineleg Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 BTW - have any of you been a class leader (aka class monitor, class captain in some schools). Its basically a student who will be the class monitor, and if teacher is absent he/she needs to "mind the class". They are usually hand-picked by the teachers Sometimes election will be there and students will "vote" only to be vetoed :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 BTW - have any of you been a class leader (aka class monitor, class captain in some schools). Its basically a student who will be the class monitor, and if teacher is absent he/she needs to "mind the class". Guilty as charged. In my school the class leader also had the "honour" of ringing the bell. The bell used to be a round metal object against which a wooden hammer kinda thingy was bludgeoned. The very first day I was selected Class-Leader I went with my chest puffed to bang the bell. Tried too hard I suppose and the noise startled me out of my wits and I dropped the hammer(my class was at 3rd floor). Never the one to give up I climbed down, picked the hammer and rang the bell again..twice in 5 minutes :dance: xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_South Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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