kaptaan Posted September 4, 2020 Author Posted September 4, 2020 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Rasgulla said: No one called Dhoni GOD only uneducated people like you will call these cricketers GOD https://twitter.com/i/status/1227553768465629185 Edited September 4, 2020 by kaptaan
zen Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 19 minutes ago, maniac said: Is he one of the greatest watch man or cook ever? Did he win some best security contest or come in top 5 or win multiple master chef seasons? If then sure Even my chauffeur, who drives well .... List of Gods - Cricketer, Cook, Security Guard, Chauffeur, .... Guruji Psychodoot had a dream that God will bless him. On his way to a river to take bath, he saw a serpent wiggling near him. He recognized the God in the serpent and held out his hand so the serpent could bless him with his sting. Guruji would never take bath again as he was blessed in that way
zen Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 (edited) @Rasgulla Do you have any pictures for the Bhakts to worship his magical transformation into another being Edited September 4, 2020 by zen Rasgulla 1
maniac Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, zen said: Even my chauffeur, who drives well .... List of Gods - Cricketer, Cook, Security Guard, Chauffeur, .... Guruji Psychodoot had a dream that God will bless him. On his way to a river to take bath, he saw a serpent wiggling near him. He recognized the God in the serpent and held out his hand so the serpent could bless him with his sting. Guruji would never take bath again as he was blessed in that way If your chauffeur is Michael Shah-Maker or Aryton Seena bhaiji Patel then let me know I will consider them a god too :)
zen Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, maniac said: If your chauffeur is Michael Shah-Maker or Aryton Seena bhaiji Patel then let me know I will consider them a god too :) All as good if not better than Sachin in their respective fields .... as a bonus like true Gods, they do not choke as well or run away from leadership roles .... they do not even pursue fame Edited September 4, 2020 by zen
maniac Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, zen said: All as good if not better than Sachin in their respective fields .... as a bonus like true Gods, they do not choke as well or run away from leadership roles .... they do not even pursue fame Well they were champions of an individual sport, they did not have to carry 7-8 useless co passengers. By the way Schumacher gifted or as we say chadoed prasad to god in form of a Ferrari. Rasgulla 1
zen Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, maniac said: Well they were champions of an individual sport, they did not have to carry 7-8 useless co passengers. By the way Schumacher gifted or as we say chadoed prasad to god in form of a Ferrari. Useless passengers? You mean Kapil, Kumble, Azhar, Sidhu, Kambli, Manjrekar, Ganguly’s, Dravid, Laxman, Sehwag, Srinath, .... I thought he was given blessings. Anyways so your so called God cares for materials such as a Ferrari. Btw, did he pay taxes on Ferrari by will? Edited September 4, 2020 by zen
maniac Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, zen said: Useless passengers? You mean Kapil, Kumble, Azhar, Sidhu, Kambli, Manjrekar, Ganguly’s, Dravid, Laxman, Sehwag, Srinath, .... I thought he was given blessings. Anyways so your so called God cares for materials such as a Ferrari. Btw, did he pay taxes on Ferrari by will? Religious places and entities are tax exempted :)
Rasgulla Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 38 minutes ago, zen said: @Rasgulla Do you have any pictures for the Bhakts to worship his magical transformation into another being Classic Sachin! Nothing can beat this.. They can worship this all day long. zen 1
Rasgulla Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, kaptaan said: I know u r not God's fan. Forgot to laugh ? Age must be catching up with u You joke was that bad... just like your comebacks @kira @KiraReturns @KiraReturnsAgain Caught you! Edited September 4, 2020 by Rasgulla zen 1
maniac Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 13 minutes ago, zen said: Useless passengers? You mean Kapil, Kumble, Azhar, Sidhu, Kambli, Manjrekar, Ganguly’s, Dravid, Laxman, Sehwag, Srinath, .... I thought he was given blessings. Anyways so your so called God cares for materials such as a Ferrari. Btw, did he pay taxes on Ferrari by will? as for the rest Kapil was on his last legs, Kumble was all round bowler only in his last phase, Kapil was on his decline, Dravid was always a great supporting act like say Sashi Kapoor but never an Amitabh Bacchan, between Laxmans epic match winning knocks was also a lot of hit and miss, Ganguly towards the end was only running on his captaincy reputation, made a great comeback on a personal level for him but it is what it is, Srinath to just like Kumble figured out his strengths and how to utilize his skills only towards the end, Azhar well we know what he did. One man stood like a pillar amidst this. Remember Lord Krishna was the greatest warrior in the Mahabharata but never actually fought the war, so you can nit pick stats or individual match winning knocks here and there but Sachin is God
maniac Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Rasgulla said: Classic Sachin! Nothing can beat this.. They can worship this all day long. Sure we will worship it, just make sure you don’t do anything else with that picture given your unhealthy obsession
zen Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Rasgulla said: Classic Sachin! Nothing can beat this.. They can worship this all day long. Guruji Psychodoot once spoke about a being that would transform itself into man and woman .... maybe he was talking about Sachin no wonder he is worshipped Rasgulla 1
zen Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, maniac said:so you can nit pick stats or individual match winning knocks here and there but Sachin is God Just like my driver, cook, security guard, .... Rasgulla 1
Rasgulla Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, maniac said: Sure we will worship it, just make sure you don’t do anything else with that picture given your unhealthy obsession Don't get triggered dude. It's ok(Don't forget the dot)
zen Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 Guruji Psychodoot once spoke about a bowler called Anderson making a Devi perform kathak @Rasgulla have you heard about that Rasgulla 1
Rasgulla Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, zen said: Guruji Psychodoot once spoke about a bowler called Anderson making a Devi perform kathak @Rasgulla have you heard about that I remember that very well. When ever we toured England he was bending over nicely to Anderson. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/england/9744940/Sachin-Tendulkar-confirms-his-status-as-James-Andersons-bunny-with-record-ninth-dismissal.html zen 1
zen Posted September 4, 2020 Posted September 4, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Rasgulla said: I remember that very well. When ever we toured England he was bending over nicely to Anderson. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/england/9744940/Sachin-Tendulkar-confirms-his-status-as-James-Andersons-bunny-with-record-ninth-dismissal.html Guruji Psychodoot spoke about a being who could magically transform itself into a bunny: Edited September 4, 2020 by zen Rasgulla 1
Vilander Posted September 5, 2020 Posted September 5, 2020 12 hours ago, maniac said: #justice for SSR ?? how is that related, i am not getting your joke here
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