Dada chronicles

[kabira]

>Tha only thing which kept me from going to pieces was the look on Dravid's face when he learnt he was dropped too. Ha ha, take that. I also heard Gary talking loudly to him LMAO. Great Work!!! I am getting addicted to this

[Desi Cartman]

good work :haha:

[Ram]

I know I shouldnt have supported Nehra when he abused him. That is the reason I never mess with people even on the streets. You never know who could end up being the captain, or worse, a selector for the Indian team!

Wicked... :cantstop:

[Ram]

Shouldnt this be included in the 'Humous Hall of Fame'. Its certainly that quality.

[beetle]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: >>>>>>>>>>You must be the only person in cricket history who brought a runner for a net practise and a substitute for a fielding session.:hysterical::hysterical:

[Holysmoke]

Me: Why was I dropped Dravid: No, no, not me. It was Chappel Me: Yes, but why? Dravid: I didnt even know you were dropped Me : How on earth could you not being the captain and in the selection meeting Dravid(surprised): I am a captain? I thought I was there to carry Chappel's laptop for him! Why doesnt anyone tell me anything? :hysterical::hysterical:

[CSK Fan]

09:00: A very important meeting in Sachin's room. Sachin had called Dravid and me to discuss the upcoming 20/20 WC. I thought he wants to discuss who should be captaining the team as Dravid is no good in agressive style of cricket and everyone knows how agressive I am. So I wore my colorful new 20/20 dress specifically designed by Dona and pratcised my bat swing all the way to his room Sachin: Are you going to a masquerade? You know how important this meeting is, dont you? No, no leave those pieces on the floor. Dont worry, that vase only cost $10000. no, I am not sore at you but you are not gonna get your bat back until you leave my house. All settled down. Stop sniffling Ganguly, I told you I will give it back! Good then. Ok, what do you think about this 20/20 world cup? Me : Its a chance for us to redeem what we lost in the Wc 2007. Its a chance to prove that the last tournament was a blip and india is a top cricketing super power Sachin (glaring): No you idiot, remember we are all alone here. We can be frank and open Me: Ok, then we can discuss what you told me last week about how Dravid is an incompetent fool and how we can easily force his resignation by sending mails under false names to Vengserkar? Dravid : What??????????????? Sachin : Err, hum, perhaps now is not the time for that Gangs Ganguly and Dravid start pushing each other and a brief scuffle ensues. Sachin watches for about 5 minutes and pulls them apart. Dravid sports a black eye and Ganguly has a swollen lip Sachin : Ok, if you two babies are done, we can discuss something which can affect our whole future. He waits for a response and finding none, continues Sachin : You know how we fared in the ODI world cup? Dravid : Oh yes, I have never seen Chappel so angry before. Even cleaning his room thrice didnt seem to put him in a good mood. And what was worse (his voice becomes hoarse) one day he just packs his bags and leaves. Just like that. Not even a note to say why? (Starts sobbing). How could he, why me.......??? Sachin : Yes, yes, control yourself Dravid. we all know it was very hard for you. But whatI meant was the way the fans reacted to our defeat. Do you remember? Me : Oh yes, you mean the time they threw stones at our bus but I always thought that was becuase they mistook us for Pakistanis' or do you mean when they tried to kidnap Kiran More to burn him as effigy prices had gone high Sachin : err. kind of. What I mean to say is, we are getting on in age and our reflexes are not the same. The doctor has expressly asked me not to hit a six if i want to play 2 more weeks for india, no not even a lofted sweep Me(puzzled) : What do you mean "getting on in age"? I am fitter than ever Sachin : Luckily for you, you are not one of the person who has to watch you running after a ball all the way to the boundary. I have seen Parkinson patients doing better. At least they dont huff and puff as much afterwards Me: Oh you meant fielding too? Sachin(exasperated) : So you understand what another failure will cost us? Friends, playmates and backbiters; now is the time for us to take a stand. We have a clloective exprience of over 600 ODIs. They dont realise our importance because they take us for granted. If we stand on our own, we will be chopped one by one from the team. Ganguly, why were you dropped from captaincy? Me : because everyone was jealous of my success. Sachin : and Chappel didnt want you , right? first its you, then Dravid and then me. We musnt let them Dravid: So what do you suggest? Sachin : We must stand together. I have a plan.......... We will all refrain from playing. Let the team go and humiliate itself. The cup is in South Africa, where our batsmen cant play for oranges. once they are out of the first round, people will forget our ODI Wc debacle and will be begging us to come back in the team. How's that for a plan? Me and Dravid together : AWESOME Sachin : Thats not all, if we refuse, naturally they will ask us to suggest a captain. So we will name someone really hopeless. So go ahead, name someone whom you know is cr@p and whom you also want to humiliate. i suggest Yuvraj, that guy has been acting like he is the maharaja of ODI cricket. He is not, i am Dravid: How about bhajji? I still remember how he supported Gangs over me Me : No, not him. He is a great guy, very agressive, we can use him in the Aus series. How about Dhoni?I hate his hair! Sachin : Ganguly thats positively genius. I mean a small towner as a captain. Bound to fail. He has also been getting lots of advertisements, more than me. So do we all agree on Dhoni as a captain to make a fool of the team and himself? Dravid and me: Yes!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 24th Sept 2007 21:00 Sachin and his plans

[umpire]

:haha:

[PaiN_KiLLeR]

:hysterical: Top stuff

[CSK Fan]

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[Guest Hiten.]

Sachin (glaring): No you idiot, remember we are all alone here. We can be frank and open Me: Ok, then we can discuss what you told me last week about how Dravid is an incompetent fool and how we can easily force his resignation by sending mails under false names to Vengserkar? Dravid : What??????????????? Sachin : Err, hum, perhaps now is not the time for that Gangs

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Classic! My friend

[zubinpepsi]

Me : Its a chance for us to redeem what we lost in the Wc 2007. Its a chance to prove that the last tournament was a blip and india is a top cricketing super power Sachin (glaring): No you idiot, remember we are all alone here. We can be frank and open

Fuktasticccccccccc dude............. :haha::haha:

[CSK Fan]

Gary has told me that I need to improve on my allround skills if I hope to find a place in the limited versions of the game. Luckily for me, the best player for India in the 20/20 format has agreed to coach me himself! What a break. I am keeping this secret from both Sachin and Dravid for now, I am sure when they see a new improved me in the 20/20 they will be surprised. And the coaching starts this afternoon I was having goosebumps thinking about meeting this living legend of the game. Joginder Sahrma's house turned out to be disappoitningly small. The courtyard where we were supposed to practise was 4 feet by 6 feet. But what a talented family. Though Joginder has achieved world wide fame already with his good looks and his all round performances, few know that his two brothers are cricketers too. His elder brother Walkinder Sharma is a spin bowler while his younger brother Runinder Sharma is a tear away fast bowler. I was determined not to miss this opportunity so I arrived an hour early. I found Jogi and his brothers in the process of locking their front gate Joginder: err, you are early. Me : yes. Joginder: Unfortunatley, there has been an emergency. Walkinder's pet piegon has been kidnapped and we need to track the perperators. but all is fine. This man here (he indicated a very old man wearing only a loin cloth), has been our family coach for generations.he is the secret of our success. He well help you. only thing is, he is a bit hard of hearing so you have to speak up. to be continued......................

[zubinpepsi]

Though Joginder has achieved world wide fame already with his good looks and his all round performances, few know that his two brothers are cricketers too. His elder brother Walkinder Sharma is a spin bowler while his younger brother Runinder Sharma is a tear away fast bowler. I

:hysterical::hysterical: brillinat!! keep them coming....

[CSK Fan]

Bump

[Gambit]

:hysterical:

[CSK Fan]

bump for the new-comers

[bunny]

Too good. Can we have a bit of the sarcasm on Sachin and Dhoni as well?

[Temujin Khaghan]

*Excellent*Hilarious*Two Thumbs Up!* MTC, please write something on Ganguly learning muay-thai kick boxing, before his return into the team.

[Chandan]

Joginder: err, you are early. Me : yes. Joginder: Unfortunatley, there has been an emergency. Walkinder's pet piegon has been kidnapped and we need to track the perperators. but all is fine. This man here (he indicated a very old man wearing only a loin cloth), has been our family coach for generations.he is the secret of our success. He well help you. only thing is, he is a bit hard of hearing so you have to speak up. to be continued......................

Continue this, My Two Cents. We are enjoying this really!! :thumbs_up: