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Officially we are the biggest chokers in limited overs cricket . The problems we know are 

 

we play t20 like t50 , t50 like tests . Bumrah , Shami and co have luckily allowed us to be top 3 in tests but soon we are gonna start loosing that too ( South Africa and England test series showed lack of potency of our bowling ) 

 

a- bowling 


pace 

 

we select swing bowlers for australia and undercutters for rest of the world . Pak , australia and even sl and bangladesh select better pacers . 

 

spinners 

 

we do not have spinners who can bat . A player like jadeja if given freedom gives us great value .

wristspinners who can bat are not encouraged . Chahar etc are few and far between and team management does not encourage these kind of players . We keep on playing one dimensional players across formats .

 

fielding 

 

We drop catches . Then players laugh . 
 

batting 

 

form is v v important . An out of form Rohit is less valuable than an in form Sarfaraz khan . Time and again , we have seen this - a young vvs against Australia , young dhawan against aussie etc . We rest on that adage form is temporary , class is permanent . A Kohli was allowed to come back in form playing international t20 which may have blocked experience for youngsters . 

 

all rounders 

 

t20 etc has shown time and again the value of players who have extra skills . If u choose a hooda , get him to bat high and bowl so that he develops . A thakur in australia would bowl just as well as bhuvi but could have been an asset as a pinch hitter . 
 

youth 

 

t20 is won by young teams . Aussie and india are like oldest . Bhuvi , ashwin and dk belong to oldies t20 . Harsh but true . 
 

coach and selection committee 

 

why does coach get paid based on a fixed salary . Performance and rewards should be the key . 
 


 

ipl 

 

players play ipl but are not allowed to play big bash or other leagues . As a result we have a group of players who are ipl bullies and once in a blue moon we will get a SKY . 
 

fans 

 

fans like me got interested again as we changed our batting approach . But soon realization has set in - ipl is cash cos of bcci . Reaching to semis is good enuf for bcci . I had been following scorecards for about 4 years until the ind - Eng series when sky happened . But I didn’t watch much of World Cup as bhuvi and co is a pedestrian bowling attack and I thought we won’t even make it to semis . Sky / pandya / Kohli got us to semis but when crunch time came , the self induced curses came into action - lack of intent and scoring in power play , lack of batting depth , lack of pace , lack or wrist spin and overall lack of strategy . I did watch the ind pak game and it was clear that pak deserved to win - pak has been playing better limited overs cricket since last 5 years . Champions trophy was not a fluke - we have regressed as we bought into Kohli - rohit demigod nonsense . Both these prima Donnas are tactically inept . Kohli did not develop batters , rohit went back to trundlers . Bcci won’t care as ipl Tamasha makes them guranteed money and above post will be true ten years from now too . 

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Kuch vadiye kuch vadiye

Khasi khasi bada bole

Haye kuch vadiye

Kuch vadiye kuch vadiye

Bik gaye tvade chhole

Haye kuch vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiyeeeeehheee 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa X2 

(Nowhere to run nowhere hide, shameless bunch not going to hide)

Ho ghatiya natijo ne 

Suwar ke beezo ne

Mood ki maa behen kr di

Kanjar khabhizo ne 

Strike rate overrated hai 

Wicket overrated hai

Buddha brigade saali 

Humari overrated hai

14 se saare ghode 

Lagwa rahe hai loveday

22 main 168 kheeche 

10 wickets se hue niche

Shyte thay na shyte hai ji

Dheet hai to dheet hai ji

Girna yuhi pitna yuhi ghisna yuhi kyu ladiyeeeeehe 

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye jaake bhande vich vadiyeeeeehheee 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa X2 

 

 

 

 

Edited by vayuu1
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1 hour ago, vayuu1 said:

Kuch vadiye kuch vadiye

Khasi khasi bada bole

Haye kuch vadiye

Kuch vadiye kuch vadiye

Bik gaye tvade chhole

Haye kuch vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiyeeeeehheee 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa X2 

(Nowhere to run nowhere hide, shameless bunch not going to hide)

Ho ghatiya natijo ne 

Suwar ke beezo ne

Mood ki maa behen kr di

Kanjar khabhizo ne 

Strike rate overrated hai 

Wicket overrated hai

Buddha brigade saali 

Humari overrated hai

14 se saare ghode 

Lagwa rahe hai loveday

22 main 168 kheeche 

10 wickets se hue niche

Shyte thay na shyte hai ji

Dheet hai to dheet hai ji

Girna yuhi pitna yuhi ghisna yuhi kyu ladiyeeeeehe 

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye jaake bhande vich vadiyeeeeehheee 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa X2 

 

 

 

 

Amazing! What a song :phehe:

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2 hours ago, vayuu1 said:

Kuch vadiye kuch vadiye

Khasi khasi bada bole

Haye kuch vadiye

Kuch vadiye kuch vadiye

Bik gaye tvade chhole

Haye kuch vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiyeeeeehheee 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa X2 

(Nowhere to run nowhere hide, shameless bunch not going to hide)

Ho ghatiya natijo ne 

Suwar ke beezo ne

Mood ki maa behen kr di

Kanjar khabhizo ne 

Strike rate overrated hai 

Wicket overrated hai

Buddha brigade saali 

Humari overrated hai

14 se saare ghode 

Lagwa rahe hai loveday

22 main 168 kheeche 

10 wickets se hue niche

Shyte thay na shyte hai ji

Dheet hai to dheet hai ji

Girna yuhi pitna yuhi ghisna yuhi kyu ladiyeeeeehe 

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye jaake bhande vich vadiyeeeeehheee 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa X2 

 

 

 

 

Man that made my day . Bloody chokers 

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3 hours ago, vayuu1 said:

Kuch vadiye kuch vadiye

Khasi khasi bada bole

Haye kuch vadiye

Kuch vadiye kuch vadiye

Bik gaye tvade chhole

Haye kuch vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiyeeeeehheee 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa X2 

(Nowhere to run nowhere hide, shameless bunch not going to hide)

Ho ghatiya natijo ne 

Suwar ke beezo ne

Mood ki maa behen kr di

Kanjar khabhizo ne 

Strike rate overrated hai 

Wicket overrated hai

Buddha brigade saali 

Humari overrated hai

14 se saare ghode 

Lagwa rahe hai loveday

22 main 168 kheeche 

10 wickets se hue niche

Shyte thay na shyte hai ji

Dheet hai to dheet hai ji

Girna yuhi pitna yuhi ghisna yuhi kyu ladiyeeeeehe 

Sharam nal dub mariye

Jaake bhande vich vadiye

Sharam nal dub mariye jaake bhande vich vadiyeeeeehheee 

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa

Choke de ho choke de Indiayaaa X2 

 

 

 

 

:adore:

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My Root Cause Analysis on why did Indians Loose the Semifinal?

 

Abdul Rashid - a leg spinner bowled 4 overs for 20 runs only @ 5 runs per over against a team who is considered as best players against Spinners.

 

Liamlivingstone- kinda a part time bowler gives 21 runs off 3 overs @ 7 runs per over.

 

On a Flat wicket , with no mark wood in english team, i expected Indian team to score 200+ but how did they score - 168. when Hardik can play at a strike rate of 200, when surya plays at a strike rate of 200 in each match- why cant others try to understand it is T20 cricket, what matters is not scoring runs but scoring runs at a strike rate of 200.

when india had such a long batting line up....with rishabh, aswin, axar even shammi and bhuvi can Bat , why did the Openers not score at a faster strike rate.

 

Kohli was in top form, in 40 balls he score 50..wher as He should have ideally scored 65 runs in same 40 balls and getting Out is OK as you are going for the KILL.

rohit the captain of the Ship scores 27 runs in 28 balls in power play when if he gets the ball outside of the circle it is a 4.

 

Against England they had to score 200 on such a Pitch and bright sunny conditions.

 

DID Rohit expect that BHUVI and ARSH will do some magic when the ball is not Swinging ?? 

if the Ball is not Swinging  , BHuvi is not a threat , he tries to hit the Pads and get an LBW but when the ball does not deviate as He tries hard but nothing happens - ball kanta nahi badalti ..then even smaller batsman murder him. Even Arsh was attacked but still he gave 15 runs in 2 overs. Why was he not brought for at least 1 over more when england was finishing the match in 16 overs.

it looks crazy bhuvi and arsh have 2 overs each left in the Kitty when england has already chased all the runs- why cant rohit understand if these guyshad bowled earlier 1 over each , spinner or hardik would have bowled one more over.

i did not like the way Rohit used his Bowlers. KL also does  not know what kind of game he wants to play in T20 matches.

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