Rohit vs Kohli Fans: The Real Series

[Throwaib_Chuckter]

While the actual cricket series quietly goes about its boring business — you know, with runs, wickets, and stuff — the real clash rages on.

Rohit vs Kohli nuthuggers....sorry fans.

 

A battle fiercer than any India-Pakistan game and twice as pointless.

 

Rohit fans, armed with memes and mid-over screen captures, claim their “Hitman” is the true tactical genius, the captain who feels cricket in his veins (and sometimes in his waistline). Kohli fans, meanwhile, march in with stats, passion, and enough gym selfies to start a protein brand. For them, cricket began in 2008 and peaked in every Kohli cover drive since.

Edited October 19, 2025 by Throwaib_Chuckter

[Gollum]

They are even more retarded than Thalapathi Vijay and Thala Ajith fans. 

[jf1gp_1]

When was the last time we lost a one sided game

[Throwaib_Chuckter]

14 minutes ago, jf1gp_1 said:

When was the last time we lost a one sided game

From recent memory, it was today.

[Ultimate_Game]

6 hours ago, jf1gp_1 said:

When was the last time we lost a one sided game

 

When we had the two oldies in the team. They return and we get the same results 

[cricketfan28]

Debate was settled Sharma won.

[tapandrun]

Have not seen the stranglehold Kolhi, rohit and dhoni had on bcci by anyother players.

 

Even sachin didnt had this kind of stranglehold at anytime of his career. even gangully when he was the captain with dalmia the head of bcci. 

Edited October 19, 2025 by tapandrun

[Gollum]

33 minutes ago, tapandrun said:

Have not seem the stranglehold Kolhi, rohit and dhoni had on bcci by anyother players.

 

Even sachin didnt had this kind of stranglehold at anytime of his career. even gangully when he was the captain with dalmia the head of bcci. 

Pure desh ka yahi haal hai bhai. Even politics has become like, no one asks questions anymore, no accountability, just blind bhakti. Hero worship will be the ruin of this country. 

 

Sachin was from a different time bro, forget BCCI honchos, even 2 kaudi ke selectors used to openly defy 90s Sachin when he was skipper. Whatever we may feel about previous era, at least there was a circle of accountability, checks and balances in the system. 

Edited October 19, 2025 by Gollum

[The Realist]

[Ultimate_Game]

38 minutes ago, The Realist said:

 

 

Fat phuck vs Old geriatric