Hilarious sledging incidents!

[SachDan]

saw in a blog... :haha::haha::haha::haha:

1) Rodney Marsh (Australia) and Ian Botham (England) Rodney Marsh to Ian Botham in an Ashes match: “So how’s your wife and my kids?” Ian Botham’s reply - “The wife’s fine. The kids are retarded !” 2) Javed Miandad (Pakistan) and Merv Hughes (Australia) Javed Miandad called Hughes a fat bus conductor during a match. A few balls later, Hughes dismissed Miandad. “Tickets please,” said Huges, as he ran past the departing batsman. 3) Glenn McGrath (Ausrtralia) and Ramnaresh Sarwan (West Indies) McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: “So what does Brian Lara’s di*k taste like?”Sarwan: “I don’t know. Ask your wife. McGrath (lost his cool): “If you ever F**king mention my wife again, I’ll F**king rip your F**ing throat out.” 4) Douglas Jardine (England) and Bill Woodfull (Australia) England player Jardine complained that one of the Australian players called him a bastard. Australian captain Bill Woodfull turns to his team, points to Jardine and asked “Which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?” 5) Mark Waugh (Australia) and Adam Parore (New Zealand) Mark Waugh standing at second slip, Adam Parore played & missed the first ball. Mark - “Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were **** then, you’re ••••••• useless now”. Parore- (Turning around) “Yeah, that’s me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly **** & now I hear you’ve married her. You dumb ••••”. 6) Steve Waugh (Australia) and Parthiv Patel (India) When Steve came (Steve’s last test match) to bat, Parthiv said, “Come on, just one more of the famous slog-sweeps before you finish” Steve-”Respect Me…for when i made my test debut You were still in your nappies”. 7) Glen McGrath (Australia) and Eddo Brandes (Zimbabwe) Aussie paceman Glenn McGrath was bowling to Zimbabwe number 11 Eddo Brandes - who was just missing each ball. McGrath, frustrated, went to him and inquired: “Why are you so fat?”Quick as a flash, Brandes replied, “Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit.” 8) Ravi Shastri (India) and Mike Whitney (Australia) Shastri hits the ball towards Mike Whitney (the 12th man in the game) and looked for a single. Whitney said, “If you leave the crease i’ll break your f***ing head”. Without battling an eyelid, Shastri retorted, “If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn’t be the f***ing 12th man”. 9) Sunil Gavaskar (India) and Viv Richards (West Indies) To ease the pressure on himself, Sunil Gavaskar had decided to come lower down the order and bat at No 4 for that particular match. But, Malcolm Marshall fired out Anshuman Gaekwad and Dilip Vengsarkar for ducks, setting the stage for Gavaskar to walk in at 0/2. Viv Richards said “Man, it don’t matter where you come in to bat, the score is still zero.” 10) Viv Richards (West Indies) and Merv Hughes (Australia) Viv Richards hit Merv Hughes for four consecutive boundaries in one over. Merv stops halfway down the pitch, farted loudly, and said to Viv: “let’s see you hit that to the boundary!” Viv was dumb-founded. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Dinx - the Jinx]

2) Javed Miandad (Pakistan) and Merv Hughes (Australia) Javed Miandad called Hughes a fat bus conductor during a match. A few balls later, Hughes dismissed Miandad. “Tickets please,” said Huges, as he ran past the departing batsman. I thought it ws the other way around. Isnt it?

[Dinx - the Jinx]

My best is - Akthar keeps pleading at Sehwag to go for his shots in a test match. Then Sehwag says "Abhi bowl kar raha hai ya bheek maang raha hai?"

[SachDan]

^^ No dina. That's exactly wat happened ( regarding Hughes n Miandad incident)

[SachDan]

Viv Richards v Greg Thomas This incident took place during a county championship match between Glamorgan and Somerset. Glamorgan paceman Thomas had beaten the bat a couple of times and informed Richards: "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering." The very next ball was given the King Viv treament and smashed out of the ground, into a river - at which point Richards piped up: "Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it." Merv Hughes v Robin Smith Smith played and missed while facing Hughes in the 1989 Lord's Test between England and Australia. Hughes, never short of a word or two, told the Hampshire star: "You can't f***ing bat, mate." Smith then smashed the next ball to the boundary and replied: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. "I can't f***ing bat and you can't f***ing bowl."

[triam]

England were playing Pakistan and, at what turned out to be a crucial moment later on, Frank Tyson managed to get an outside edge off a Pakistani batsman after the batsman had been frustrating them on a hot sweaty day. The ball went right through the hands of Raman Subba Rao who was standing in first slip and through his legs. After the over Raman heads over to the bowler and says, “Sorry Frank, I should’ve closed my legs.” Frank Tyson, who didn’t find any of this amusing, quipped back, “No, you bastard, your mother should have.”

yep it is the same match ref raman subba rao

[DomainK]

My best is - Akthar keeps pleading at Sehwag to go for his shots in a test match. Then Sehwag says "Abhi bowl kar raha hai ya bheek maang raha hai?"

Lol........did that really happen?

[Mr. Wicket]

Yes. Rahul Bhattacharya references it in his book Pundits from Pakistan as well, and also mentions that Sehwag's comment had a few of the Paki slip fielders giggling.

[Macj]

3) Glenn McGrath (Ausrtralia) and Ramnaresh Sarwan (West Indies) McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: “So what does Brian Lara’s di*k taste like?”Sarwan: “I don’t know. Ask your wife. McGrath (lost his cool): “If you ever F**king mention my wife again, I’ll F**king rip your F**ing throat out.” 7) Glen McGrath (Australia) and Eddo Brandes (Zimbabwe) Aussie paceman Glenn McGrath was bowling to Zimbabwe number 11 Eddo Brandes - who was just missing each ball. McGrath, frustrated, went to him and inquired: “Why are you so fat?”Quick as a flash, Brandes replied, “Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”

So McGrath loses his cool with Sarwan yet doesnt with Brandes...... I wonder why? :hmmmm::questionmark:

[Laaloo]

So McGrath loses his cool with Sarwan yet doesnt with Brandes...... I wonder why? :hmmmm::questionmark:

Because I think at the time Sarwan said it, Pidges wife was in the hospital.

[Lord]

So McGrath loses his cool with Sarwan yet doesnt with Brandes...... I wonder why? :hmmmm::questionmark:

coz brandes was f****** fat:haha:

[EnterTheVoid]

Because I think at the time Sarwan said it' date=' Pidges wife was in the hospital.[/quote'] and she was suffering from breast cancer

[Rajan]

Quote England were playing Pakistan and, at what turned out to be a crucial moment later on, Frank Tyson managed to get an outside edge off a Pakistani batsman after the batsman had been frustrating them on a hot sweaty day. The ball went right through the hands of Raman Subba Rao who was standing in first slip and through his legs. After the over Raman heads over to the bowler and says, “Sorry Frank, I should’ve closed my legs.” Frank Tyson, who didn’t find any of this amusing, quipped back, “No, you bastard, your mother should have.” yep it is the same match ref raman subba rao ========= read this earlier, but i recall it was Fred Trueman, not Frank Tyson.

[Gambit]

I seem to remember a great one. It went something like this : McGrath to Tendulkar - "I will end you son. I will cut you up into little pieces and feed you to Symonds." Tendulkar(smiles and reveals his true self to McGrath) McGrath's jaw drops. Warne to McGrath - "The power of SRT compels you. SRT loves you. SRT will save you". Ponting to McGrath- "If you're questioning his holiness, then you should be in hell mate". Akhtar(from hell) - "Mashallah, McGrath has been pwned. Oye Sanjay..saale kaam chor... kursi nikaal, ek aur aa raha hai. "

[Dirty_South]

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[The Outsider]

Here is one not very oft quoted one : Gavaskar to Simon O'Donnell : "No need to sledge me. I've been sledged more times than you've pi$$ed"

[SachDan]

Aussie vs Aussie.. McGill- would love to see that BMW crash one day!!! showing his frustration for not being selected to Australian side.

[Holysmoke]

Quote Top Right Quote Left Agarkar's sledging stumps a batsman Would you believe it? Ajit Agarkar got a batsman stumped. No, he has not lost his pace so much but by quirk of circumstance, and by cricket's Law, he has one such victim. Pankaj Singh, a Rajasthan tailender, was involved in a sledging battle with Agarkar. Few balls and numerous sledges later, Agarkar hurled one short and outside the offstump. Singh tried to hit it out of the ground, missed but didn't want to miss the verbal battle. In his enthusiasm he had left the safety of the crease and was moving towards Agarkar when Vinayak Samant, Mumbai's street-smart wicketkeeper, threw the stumps down. Since Pankaj Singh was not attempting a run he was given out stumped. And that is not all, Ajay Jadeja, Rajasthan's captain, was asked later whether he thought it was unsporting of Mumbai. Jadeja replied calmly that he would have done the same if he were in Samanth's shoes. Sometimes, sledging can be injurious to your wicket.

[Holysmoke]

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[Holysmoke]

Sachin Tendulkar Vs Abdul Qadir The year was 1989, the little master had recently made his debut in Pakistan. Sachin not even old enough to get a driving licence. Sachin Tendulkar was facing the best bowlers in the business. As the Pakistani crowds jeered and mocked Sachin holding out the placards saying "Dudh Pita Bhachcha ..ghar jaake dhoodh pee", (hey kid, go home and drink milk), Sachin sent the then young leg spinner Mustaq Ahmed hiding for cover (he had hit two sixes in one over. The frustaded mentor of Mustaq Ahmed the legendary Abdul Qadir challenges Sachin saying "Bachchon ko kyon mar rahe ho? Hamein bhi maar dikhao" ("Why are you hitting kids? Try and hit me."). Sachin was silent, since then we all have come to know that he lets his bat do the talking. Abdul Quadir had made a simple request and Sachin obliged, and how. Sachin hit 4 sixes in the over, making the spinner look the kid in the contest. The over read 6, 0, 4, 6 6 6, …and a legend was born.