Gambit Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 atleast we would have got these 'Atul Facts' out of the hype :hysterical: (contributors were Salil,sarchasm and me) - Omg..i just saw atul sharma cross the street..he did it in 0.3 seconds! Updated first law of physics: Energy can not be created or destroyed by any means other than Atul's bowling. sarchasm, you are a good poster. You should post more before Atul ends the world on 18th April. I hear Tendulkar was 8 feet ball before an Atul beamer hit him. I hear Scientists are debating whether light can equal the speed of Atul. Iraq never was bombed. Atul just bowled deliveries at them and caused all that damage. Atul's delivery pierced right through a BLACK HOLE. I hear one of Atul's deliveries bowled 3 years ago is still orbiting Pluto And Atul broke Newton's Third Law. For every reaction there is an equal/opposite reaction, but nothing can equal an Atul Sharma yorker. I hear an Atul Sharma bouncer is being approved as the preferred method of execution in all 19 states where Atul has waited on tables i hear atul flew from india to the uk sitting on a delivery he just bowled I hear the wicket keeper will be replaced by a bull dozer to stop Atul's missiles I hear unborn batsmen don't leave their mothers' wombs coz of Atul I hear that batsmen don't retire. They just run away from Atul i believe he breaks the sound barrier at his 5th step i hear Atul Sharma can break through titanium stumps off a 8 step runup i hear they are making titanium stumps for all RR games I hear Atul did 100 m in 5 seconds....in the marina trench. The best part of waking up is that you know a loose Atul delivery hasn't killed you and taken your soul with it yet. Atul Sharma's mother had the fastest delivery ever. I hear Small Pox vanished the day Atul was born The only two things that can cut diamond are other diamonds and Atul's deliveries. I hear two of Atul Sharma's deliveries will contest seats for SP Staring at a full Atul Sharma over without proper eye protection will cause blindness. I hear the UPA moved the IPL because it couldn't protect India from Atul Sharma I hear an Atul bouncer created the Himalayas Atul creates a sonic boom when he limps back to his bowling mark. You can hear your boss, but you can't hear Atul. That's because sound can't ever catch up to the speed of Atul. The quickest way to a man's heart is with an Atul beamer. I hear Atul has bowled a beamer at me from South Africa for discussing religion on ICF I hear Ravan was destroyed by Atul's slower delivery and not by Lord Ram. I hear that it wasn't apple that fell on Newton's head. It was one of Atul's deliveries that breached the space/time continium and went back in time. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. The only way to make Chuck Norris cry is to have Atul bowl at him. Updated first law of physics: Energy can not be created or destroyed by any means other than Atul's bowling.
Zap_Brannigan Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 I heard that Atul is as fast as Usain Bolt. Sadly, this is not made up. It is one of the insane "Atul facts" from Ian pont. This is getting ridiculous and inane.
amits Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 stop making fun of an upcoming cricketer:mad: this is not even funny, it is sick. this has to be 1 of the sickest threads on icf :mad:
Shane Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 If he Phails ... I will look like an epic fail psychic at College :((
cowboysfan Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 i really dont get the secrecy part of it at all.
Don Sharma Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Atul Sharma fans Before the king's arrival: :nervous::hmmm: After his arrival: :alienbooty::five::dancing:
The Outsider Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 If the thread was not created by Gambit I would have changed the "If" to "When"..............But he is phellov admin so I have to pay him hafta.
f.b.m Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 I hear one of Atul's deliveries bowled 3 years ago is still orbiting Pluto :laugh: Is it a coincidence that the colombia space shuttle disintegrated during reentry when Atul contacted Ian Pont?
triam Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 When Atul Sharma does push ups, he doesnt push himself up and down, rather he pushes the earth down and pulls it back up.
Shane Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Does ne1 have a pic of the lad, seems that Mr. Pont took those earlier ones off
flamy Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: OMG!!! :cantstop: and nikred!!! :D:D:D :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
nikred Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 ^^ Awesome :hysterical: :hatsoff::icflove: gamb, I actually tried to post it in the TOONZ section but its not uploading.:((
nikred Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 and nikred!!! :D:D:D :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::icflove::icflove::icflove::icflove::icflove::icflove::icflove::icflove:
h4te Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 stop making fun of an upcoming cricketer:mad: this is not even funny' date=' it is sick. this has to be 1 of the sickest threads on icf :mad:[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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