pan_walla Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 A white girl who fancies me told me today that Indian and Chinese people stink a lot. This girl did not know that I was Asian. I told her- "guess what I am Indian and as you know I don't stink". She was really embarassed and said that she had nothing against Indian, Chinese and other Asians but a higher % of them do stink. I was kind of hurt inside even though she was not talking directly about me. I went home, calmed down and thought that maybe she did have a point. Stinky people can be found in all nationalities as it is to do with personal hygeine but the kind of food Asians eat (ie. spicey and not bland food) does have an effect on the way their sweat smells. 85% of the time when I come across a stinky person on public transport they turn out to be Paki, Indian or Sri Lankan ( Everytime I visit my Indian mates their house stinks of curry, their clothes smell of Indian restaurant. So my message to all desis here is get a friggin deoderant and check yourself cause you are giving rest of us clean Indians a bad name :finger: Would it be evil if after tapping her I tell her that she stinks down there? :hysterical:B->
Sachinism Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 You should have farted on her face and said, "you know what, maybe you're right"
pan_walla Posted May 13, 2009 Author Posted May 13, 2009 You should have farted on her face and said' date=' "you know what, maybe you're right"[/quote'] I don't fart on a face that I will be kissing in the near future :--D Edit- I won't do her for my sake but I will do her for Mother India :giggle:
Kohum Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 A white girl who fancies me told me today that Indian and Chinese people stink a lot. This girl did not know that I was Asian. I told her- "guess what I am Indian and as you know I don't stink". She was really embarassed and said that she had nothing against Indian, Chinese and other Asians but a higher % of them do stink. I was kind of hurt inside even though she was not talking directly about me. I went home, calmed down and thought that maybe she did have a point. Stinky people can be found in all nationalities as it is to do with personal hygeine but the kind of food Asians eat (ie. spicey and not bland food) does have an effect on the way their sweat smells. 85% of the time when I come across a stinky person on public transport they turn out to be Paki, Indian or Sri Lankan :(( Everytime I visit my Indian mates their house stinks of curry, their clothes smell of Indian restaurant. So my message to all desis here is get a friggin deoderant and check yourself cause you are giving rest of us clean Indians a bad name :finger: Would it be evil if after tapping her I tell her that she stinks down there? :hysterical:B-> Looks like your chachu hasn't educated you properly. Eat some more Pan
yoda Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 A white girl who fancies me told me today that Indian and Chinese people stink a lot. This girl did not know that I was Asian. I told her- "guess what I am Indian and as you know I don't stink". She was really embarassed and said that she had nothing against Indian, Chinese and other Asians but a higher % of them do stink. I was kind of hurt inside even though she was not talking directly about me. I went home, calmed down and thought that maybe she did have a point. Stinky people can be found in all nationalities as it is to do with personal hygeine but the kind of food Asians eat (ie. spicey and not bland food) does have an effect on the way their sweat smells. 85% of the time when I come across a stinky person on public transport they turn out to be Paki, Indian or Sri Lankan :(( Everytime I visit my Indian mates their house stinks of curry, their clothes smell of Indian restaurant. So my message to all desis here is get a friggin deoderant and check yourself cause you are giving rest of us clean Indians a bad name :finger: Would it be evil if after tapping her I tell her that she stinks down there? :hysterical:B-> I'd say stop worrying about us stinky Indians and work on getting your girl to the next base.
Desi Cartman Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 its true I also avoid sitting next to people from subcontinent during summers because half of desis still dont use deodorant. Especially the students can be bad at this as they may go to Uni and then straight to work and after that when they take the train they REALLY stink . Couple of months ago on tthe train a guy was stinking so much that every time he moved his arm I almost puked. I gave up 5 mins later and moved to another seat :(( .. He looked like 18-20 yr old student who had just moved to Aus and I thought of politely telling him that it'll be better if he keeps a deo with him at all times but then I didnt want to embarrass him
pan_walla Posted May 13, 2009 Author Posted May 13, 2009 I'd say stop worrying about us stinky Indians and work on getting your girl to the next base. Now that I have the guilt card on her it will be even more easy
EnterTheVoid Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 Gotta raise your stakes pan man. Is this bimbo you fancy blonde ? I wouldn't be surprised if she was
flamy Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Would it be evil if after tapping her I tell her that she stinks down there? :hysterical:B-> ask ur chachu
Cricketics Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 if we really want to suggest something, then it will be to those people who kweep bargaining and endup not buying that particular product. I dont want openly say the names of those few groups who continue this cheap act and give us a bad name that Indians are cheap and crap.
Cricketics Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 btw, chinese stink the most...they don't take shower for weeks
punjabi_khota Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 I know of at least 2 Chinese guys who shifted base to the grad student office( my building) they were alloted. They kept their clothes there, showered in the univ. gym, and ate at their friend's place. They would sleep in office and had no home. They were busted 2 years ago.
Zap_Brannigan Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 btw' date=' chinese stink the most...they don't take shower for weeks[/quote'] obviously you have never encountered a Vietnamese
Rajiv Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Jokes apart, I am feeling ashamed to see fella indians accuse each other over caste, type and smell Saale..tumlog bhi udhar paidha huye ho..if someone seems dirty to u, u might seem more disgusting to others Kya Calvin Klein ka perfume leke aiye the kya
Desi Cartman Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Jokes apart, I am feeling ashamed to see fella indians accuse each other over caste, type and smell Saale..tumlog bhi udhar paidha huye ho..if someone seems dirty to u, u might seem more disgusting to others Kya Calvin Klein ka perfume leke aiye the kya that was my point Rajiv , so what does one do ? I mean isnt it impolite to tell someone that u stink ?:orderorder::orderorder::orderorder:
Rajiv Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Empathize, bechara apne desh waale ko bhi bahar insult karega to kya ijjat reh gayi I know what u guys talking abt, yes..they stink, we stink I stink..whatever..u groom urself, some don't. Perhaps they don't know how to yet Goto Indian stores and restaurants? is that stink too
Desi Cartman Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Empathize, bechara apne desh waale ko bhi bahar insult karega to kya ijjat reh gayi I know what u guys talking abt, yes..they stink, we stink I stink..whatever..u groom urself, some don't. Perhaps they don't know how to yet Goto Indian stores and restaurants? is that stink too I was talking about sweat and u r talking about curry smell ... :orderorder::orderorder::orderorder::orderorder:
Rajiv Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 To the OP - you should have told her atleast we take a shower everyday Outside the OP - some 18+ mature talk can discuss how disgusting it can be with them - if ya know what I mean
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