Ram Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 True. Too many "oh my cousin proposed to me/gonna marry me" :nervous::nervous: BUT you can click on the academic section, OBVIOUSLY no padosis there!! :hehe: :yay:
DomainK Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 One of my gora friend stopped by today at my house, his brother was in a minor accident couple of weeks ago. My dad came out tried to act all cool and ask him "hey Sam! how is your BRA?" he meant bro. MLID :haha:
Laaloo Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 True. Too many "oh my cousin proposed to me/gonna marry me" :nervous::nervous: BUT you can click on the academic section, OBVIOUSLY no padosis there!! :hehe: :yay: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:`
DomainK Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 Today, My dad asked if I want to become a Doctor or an Engineer. My mom shouted from the kitchen that I will become a doctor, my dad replied to her saying I should become a engineer. Last I heard they were still fighting over what I want to become. Why do they even come and ask me ? MLID It still happens? WTF is parents' obsession with these two professions?:hysterical:
flamy Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 I put some random shimit from MLID on FB. Now I have all my friends thinking I'm getting married and getting excited about the feast. MLID. :((
kabira Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 Today, a set of headphones I bought from Best Buy stopped working. We couldn't use the warranty because we didn't have the receipt. So we went to Best Buy and bought another pair. My dad then used the receipt for the new pair to return the broken headphones and get his money back. MLID. :poink: Desigenious.
nikred Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 Today, a set of headphones I bought from Best Buy stopped working. We couldn't use the warranty because we didn't have the receipt. So we went to Best Buy and bought another pair. My dad then used the receipt for the new pair to return the broken headphones and get his money back. MLID. :poink: Only a desi can be smart and cheap at the same time.
yoda Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Today I realized that when I think of Americans, I think of football. When I think of Chinese, I think of art. When I think of Desis, I think of math. MLID :--D
flamy Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Today, I realized desi people can count to 20 on one hand. How? They use the little lines on their fingers, rather than the fingers themselves, thats how. MLID. :isalute:
punjabi_khota Posted September 18, 2009 Author Posted September 18, 2009 **** the padosis....bloody EVERYONE married their cousins...everyone ???????
punjabi_khota Posted September 18, 2009 Author Posted September 18, 2009 " Today, my nani thought that Brown University was a university for desis. MLID " :isalute:
flamy Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 **** the padosis....bloody EVERYONE married their cousins...everyone ??????? :haha::haha: why the FFFF do the padosis consider themselves desi? :hitler:
nikred Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Today, I realized desi people can count to 20 on one hand. How? They use the little lines on their fingers, rather than the fingers themselves, thats how. MLID. :isalute: My mom always counts like that. :icflove:
DomainK Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 **** the padosis....bloody EVERYONE married their cousins...everyone ??????? They are too shy and dumb to and talk to chicks outside. So they usually settle in their family.
DomainK Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Today, I realized desi people can count to 20 on one hand. How? They use the little lines on their fingers, rather than the fingers themselves, thats how. MLID. :isalute: That is a much smarter way of counting. Its for semu-illiterate people to count one on one finger. Or for those with defective vision.
Sachinism Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Today, my parents watched a 30 min drama that consisted of 10 mins of "dun dun duns", 10 mins of "la la la la las", 5 mins of commercials, and 5 mins of actual dialogue. MLID. Star Plus? lolll
Guest Gunner Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 We don't have blind dates....we have blind marriages. MLID BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CricketGirl Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 We don't have blind dates....we have blind marriages. MLID BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yawn!
nikred Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 yawn! I think we are morally superior to the non-desis. MLID :winky:
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