Sachinism Posted March 18, 2010 Posted March 18, 2010 Running away only wears out your shoes - Derek Trotter
EnterTheVoid Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Sex is like Maths, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply! --- Sex is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration ?
flamy Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 ^^ omg these are those sidey ones those road romeos use for eve teasing :((
Mr. Wicket Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Running away only wears out your shoes - Derek Trotter This time next year, we'll be millionaires. - Derek "Del Boy" Trotter
Guest Gunner Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 This time next year, we'll be millionaires. - Derek "Del Boy" Trotter :hail:
dial_100 Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Tough time never last but tuff people do it...whoever said that..
Sachinism Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Boycie: Where d'you get those aces from? Del Boy: Same place you got those kings. I always knew you were cheating, Boycie. Boycie: Yeah, how? Del Boy: 'Cause that wasn't the hand that I dealt you. last one before the thread is derailed
IKnowU Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. - Sun-tzu
99.94 Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."
Serani Posted April 4, 2010 Posted April 4, 2010 basically anything malcolm x ever said is pretty much my fave quotes.
nballa Posted April 5, 2010 Posted April 5, 2010 "it is not a lie if you believe it" - George Costanza
Dark Warrior Posted April 11, 2010 Posted April 11, 2010 I've been teaching my son to play chess. It's a great way to break him into racism.
Kohum Posted April 11, 2010 Posted April 11, 2010 It's easy to find God, it's difficult to find .. security cameras - Nithyanand !
nballa Posted April 11, 2010 Posted April 11, 2010 "If the earth is really round like you claim why are people and objects south of the equator falling off into the space" - Zakir Naik challenging the notion that the earth is spherical at the international conference of geologists, atlanta 1992 "If light really travels as fast as you claim, why does it take my TV 5 mins to show the picture when i turn it on. i should see it immediately" - Zakir Naik questioning the established speed of light at a las vegas conference. 1998.
punjabi_khota Posted April 12, 2010 Posted April 12, 2010 "If the earth is really round like you claim why are people and objects south of the equator falling off into the space" - Zakir Naik challenging the notion that the earth is spherical at the international conference of geologists, atlanta 1992 "If light really travels as fast as you claim, why does it take my TV 5 mins to show the picture when i turn it on. i should see it immediately" - Zakir Naik questioning the established speed of light at a las vegas conference. 1998. 5 ****ing minutes ? :hysterical::hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted April 12, 2010 Posted April 12, 2010 "If the earth is really round like you claim why are people and objects south of the equator falling off into the space" - Zakir Naik challenging the notion that the earth is spherical at the international conference of geologists, atlanta 1992 "If light really travels as fast as you claim, why does it take my TV 5 mins to show the picture when i turn it on. i should see it immediately" - Zakir Naik questioning the established speed of light at a las vegas conference. 1998. you gotta be kidding me :phehehe: are u talking about Dr Zakir Naik ? he seems like an educated guy. I'd be shocked if he actually said these things
Riley's Girl Posted April 12, 2010 Author Posted April 12, 2010 Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
rkt.india Posted April 12, 2010 Posted April 12, 2010 Love hurts Love heals Love make u feel that In love there is no deal Its unselfish The one who gets Don't realize this The one who realizes Don't get this" by meeeeeeeeeeeee:two_thumbs_up:
Riley's Girl Posted April 12, 2010 Author Posted April 12, 2010 Love hurts Love heals Love make u feel that In love there is no deal Its unselfish The one who gets Don't realize this The one who realizes Don't get this" by meeeeeeeeeeeee:two_thumbs_up: Cool.
rkt.india Posted April 12, 2010 Posted April 12, 2010 "I love you so unselfishly that It makes me selfish about you Only your thoughts in myself now And I am not in my self now Please come and make me myself now" by meeee.......:two_thumbs_up:
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