Prakat Posted August 26, 2011 Posted August 26, 2011 “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”
Desi Cartman Posted August 26, 2011 Posted August 26, 2011 "Apna kaam banta, to bhad main jaye janta" - Every Indian :isalute:
Rahul Dravid Posted August 26, 2011 Posted August 26, 2011 "Apna kaam banta' date=' to bhad main jaye janta" - Every Indian :isalute:[/quote'] :hysterical:
Holysmoke Posted August 26, 2011 Posted August 26, 2011 "Apna kaam banta' date=' to bhad main jaye janta" - Every Indian :isalute:[/quote'] "Tu desh sudhar kar le, mujhe ghar jaana hai" :isalute:
Desi Cartman Posted August 26, 2011 Posted August 26, 2011 "Tu desh sudhar kar le, mujhe ghar jaana hai" :isalute: lol ..... :giggle:
MonishaSarabhai Posted August 26, 2011 Posted August 26, 2011 A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. :hmmm:
akshayxyz Posted August 27, 2011 Posted August 27, 2011 "When you have a boy you only have 1 penis to worry about. When you have a girl you have to worry about them all."
punjabi_khota Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 "If laughter is the best medicine, why do hookers still have Herpes after laughing at the size of my dick"
Number Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 Tommy Lawrence, the Liverpool keeper, let the ball go through his legs and conceded a goal . “Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together,” said Lawrence to Bill Shankly Liverpool Manager. “No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!,” replied Shankly.
Lord Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 Tommy Lawrence' date=' the Liverpool keeper, let the ball go through his legs and conceded a goal . Ŵorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together, said Lawrence to Bill Shankly Liverpool Manager. ůo, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!, replied Shankly.[/quote'] isnt that a cricket incident too
Number Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 isnt that a cricket incident too yes , freddie trueman said this to his fielder.. but I think the football one happened earlier....
Blue Panther Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning"-Clint Eastwood.
Rahul Dravid Posted August 29, 2011 Posted August 29, 2011 '' niggas be creating beef, without a sause with me, while eye spike out, more mysteriously than Spike Lee''
akshayxyz Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Three apples have changed the world.... The First One seduced Eve, Second One awakened Newton and the Third One was in the hands of Steve Jobs....
Silenia Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Here is my favorite one, it's by Mark Twain: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. :giggle:
flamy Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 "Those attached to the material world are damned. Those attached to the spiritual world are doubly damned" - Verse 9, Isha Upanishad
Holysmoke Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Mujhpar ek ehsaan karna.. ki mujhpar koi ehsaan mat karna.
Prakat Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Kin Hubbard - "The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."
MonishaSarabhai Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 i love this quote: Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
Lord Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 'it doesnt matter what happens to us in our life,what matters is how we react to it'
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