True Story

[Gambit]

I met with a woman who manages a very popular bakery in Delhi. She regaled us with a delightful anecdote. One day, she was sitting in her shop when she was visited by a young man. The young man said to her that he would like her to make a birthday cake. She asked him if he wanted a particular theme or design. He replied that he wanted a naughty cake. Since it was a pretty routine request from young men, she handed him a catalogue with pictures of cakes with adult themes(blonde babes with big breasts, cakes shaped like genitalia etc). When he was done flicking through the catalogue, he quietly handed it back to her, ears flaming red and a deadpan expression on his face. He told her - 'I want naughty cake, naughty cake, not these adult cakes'. She told him that's exactly what she had shown examples of. He shook his head and said - 'No Naughty! Naughty! The little boy who rides in a car! I need it for my son's birthday' Then it dawned on her. He meant 'Noddy!' The little kid from the Enid Blyton novels. She went red in the face and started apologising profusely. She even offered a discount. The young man, still feeling offended, did not break into a smile. He quietly selected a cake from another catalogue, signed his name, paid the advance and walked off. His name read - 'Virender Sehwag'.

[EnterTheVoid]

Young man ? How long ago did this incident happen go ? Did he ever visit the cake shop again ?

[Lord]

adult cakes:woot:

[saneindian]

Not surprised at all. I have seen Viru walking in shopping malls or even walking into small shops on a number of occassions. And trust me with his shades on and minus any security its impossible to recognise him as most of the times he is carrying his son. 'The Great India Place' in Noida happens to be his favorite place. Have seen him enjoying ice cream or even sipping chai from a roadside tapri as well.

[urbestfriend]

I met with a woman who manages a very popular bakery in Delhi. She regaled us with a delightful anecdote. One day, she was sitting in her shop when she was visited by a young man. The young man said to her that he would like her to make a birthday cake. She asked him if he wanted a particular theme or design. He replied that he wanted a naughty cake. Since it was a pretty routine request from young men, she handed him a catalogue with pictures of cakes with adult themes(blonde babes with big breasts, cakes shaped like genitalia etc). When he was done flicking through the catalogue, he quietly handed it back to her, ears flaming red and a deadpan expression on his face. He told her - 'I want naughty cake, naughty cake, not these adult cakes'. She told him that's exactly what she had shown examples of. He shook his head and said - 'No Naughty! Naughty! The little boy who rides in a car! I need it for my son's birthday' Then it dawned on her. He meant 'Noddy!' The little kid from the Enid Blyton novels. She went red in the face and started apologising profusely. She even offered a discount. The young man, still feeling offended, did not break into a smile. He quietly selected a cake from another catalogue, signed his name, paid the advance and walked off. His name read - 'Virender Sehwag'.

Young man? Hardly... he has his first baby boy 2 year back, so this incident might have happened 1 year back. Ears flaming red and going deadpan is very unlikely of Viru. I'd have expected a smile from viru in his own unique way. :icflove: But i think he was embarrassed :D

[Ram]

Nice anecdote..:nice: P.S; Didnt know they did cakes shaped like genitalia..:D

[DomainK]

Nice anecdote..:nice: P.S; Didnt know they did cakes shaped like genitalia..:D

You have no idea. I have clients who make cakes. They make pornographic cakes as well. Like different sexual positions. Then there are animated cakes. For example there is a naked male hanging from something and below is a naked woman. You cut the string and the man goes into the woman. They also make disgusting adult cakes....I dont want to go into the details.

[DomainK]

Interesting story about Sehwag. I hope I get to see him roaming on the roads of Delhi someday.

[Ram]

You have no idea. I have clients who make cakes. They make pornographic cakes as well. Like different sexual positions. Then there are animated cakes. For example there is a naked male hanging from something and below is a naked woman. You cut the string and the man goes into the woman. They also make disgusting adult cakes....I dont want to go into the details.

:omg:

[Desi Cartman]

brb, ordering Beard cake for Moyo

[The Outsider]

I met with a woman

Show off! :hitler:

[Zelig]

Just one pic would have said the story, why did he have to go through the entire catalogue to know the 'naughtiness' of it? He should have seen the first pic and just handed over the cat':hitler: typical Northie:hehe: PS: We Southies would have slipped the catalogue in our shirt and taken home:popcorn:

[Desi Cartman]

^ still popping corns ?

[Zelig]

^ still popping corns ?

Someone is offended:nervous: :aetsch:

[Desi Cartman]

Someone is offended:nervous: :aetsch:

:offtopic: please dont derail the thread and add some pictures of Adult cakes :woot:

[PotterManiac]

:giggle:

[Zelig]

:offtopic: please dont derail the thread and add some pictures of Adult cakes :woot:

How do I add spoiler tags:hmmm:

[Desi Cartman]

How do I add spoiler tags:hmmm:

:wall:

[The Outsider]

How do I add spoiler tags:hmmm:

Who let this guy loose on the forums - a few days back he was asking how to add the timer clock! Appeal to parents to let kids stay away from the internet. :wall:

[Desi Cartman]

Who let this guy loose on the forums - a few days back he was asking how to add the timer clock! Appeal to parents to let kids stay away from the internet. :wall:

You are right .... I tried to scare him away but these pics dont work anymore :dontknow: