punjabiplaya Posted December 15, 2013 Author Posted December 15, 2013 Black parents teach their children to be more like Nelson Mandela. And spend twenty years in prison.
punjabiplaya Posted December 15, 2013 Author Posted December 15, 2013 I've had enough of Christmas. All year long I work my fecking fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for - and what happens Christmas morning? That fat fecker with a beard gets all the credit!! Still I suppose its my fault for marrying her.
punjabiplaya Posted December 15, 2013 Author Posted December 15, 2013 Prince Philip is said to be devastated at death of Nelson Mandela Said he was best butler he ever had
punjabiplaya Posted December 15, 2013 Author Posted December 15, 2013 sorry havent been posting jokes last few days..my sons climbed on top of my laptop n snapped the hinges,then somehow after getting it fixed got water in the screen n ruined the screen,done the same to my galaxy pad,luckily just in warranty,and then pulled the charger out of mobile so hard it wont charge!!! kids eh?? :((
beetle Posted December 16, 2013 Posted December 16, 2013 sorry havent been posting jokes last few days..my sons climbed on top of my laptop n snapped the hinges' date='then somehow after getting it fixed got water in the screen n ruined the screen,done the same to my galaxy pad,luckily just in warranty,and then pulled the charger out of mobile so hard it wont charge!!! kids eh?? :(([/quote'] :icflove::icflove:
StriKe Posted December 16, 2013 Posted December 16, 2013 sorry havent been posting jokes last few days..my sons climbed on top of my laptop n snapped the hinges' date='then somehow after getting it fixed got water in the screen n ruined the screen,done the same to my galaxy pad,luckily just in warranty,and then pulled the charger out of mobile so hard it wont charge!!! kids eh?? :(([/quote'] :cantstop: Enjoy :two_thumbs_up:
beetle Posted December 16, 2013 Posted December 16, 2013 This one is for you Punjabiplaya and your kid. While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents, the Beta asks his Papa: Beta : “Papa, Papa, Jub aap aur mama honeymoon pe gaye thai, tab main kahan tha?” Baap : “Beta, jaate samay tum Papa ke paas tha, aate samay tum Mama ke paas thai.”
asterix Posted December 16, 2013 Posted December 16, 2013 sorry havent been posting jokes last few days..my sons climbed on top of my laptop n snapped the hinges' date='then somehow after getting it fixed got water in the screen n ruined the screen,done the same to my galaxy pad,luckily just in warranty,and then pulled the charger out of mobile so hard it wont charge!!! kids eh?? :(([/quote'] He did the right thing when he came to know what you've been doing in this forum... :cantstop:
Desi Cartman Posted December 16, 2013 Posted December 16, 2013 This one is for you Punjabiplaya and your kid. While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents, the Beta asks his Papa: Beta : “Papa, Papa, Jub aap aur mama honeymoon pe gaye thai, tab main kahan tha?†Baap : “Beta, jaate samay tum Papa ke paas tha, aate samay tum Mama ke paas thai.†:hysterical:
gaurav92 Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 This one is for you Punjabiplaya and your kid. While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents, the Beta asks his Papa: Beta : “Papa, Papa, Jub aap aur mama honeymoon pe gaye thai, tab main kahan tha?†Baap : “Beta, jaate samay tum Papa ke paas tha, aate samay tum Mama ke paas thai.†:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Precambrian Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 So many racist jokes about blacks. Wonder why icf mods have not taken action
beetle Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 oh c'mon.....blacks feel bad but gays don't. anyways punjabi is equally offensive to blacks,orientals,british,pakistanis ,women and others.
Old guy Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 oh c'mon.....blacks feel bad but gays don't. anyways punjabi is equally offensive to blacks,orientals,british,pakistanis ,women and others. Are you trying to defend him or trying to get him banned
beetle Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Are you trying to defend him or trying to get him banned I made peace with his jokes long time back....as long as it is not about kids or rape...I am fine with his brand of humor. It is with malice to one and all....:--D
beetle Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it was never yours in the first place. If it sits on your sofa, watching TV, eating all your food, not even realizing that you've actually set it free, you either married it or gave birth to it
SLICKR392 Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 So many racist jokes about blacks. Wonder why icf mods have not taken action That's why they are called 'jokes'. Its alright to make jokes about sardars, gays, blondes and whites, and not blacks? That's racism.
StriKe Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 If you love something' date=' set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it was never yours in the first place. If it sits on your sofa, watching TV, eating all your food, not even realizing that you've actually set it free, you either married it or gave birth to it[/quote'] :two_thumbs_up:
Lord Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 This one is for you Punjabiplaya and your kid. While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents, the Beta asks his Papa: Beta : “Papa, Papa, Jub aap aur mama honeymoon pe gaye thai, tab main kahan tha?†Baap : “Beta, jaate samay tum Papa ke paas tha, aate samay tum Mama ke paas thai.†:hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted December 24, 2013 Author Posted December 24, 2013 oh c'mon.....blacks feel bad but gays don't. anyways punjabi is equally offensive to blacks,orientals,british,pakistanis ,women and others. Thankyou beetle,couldnt have put it better,i discriminate against one and all!!! NOONE escapes....if your black or a paki its just your bad luck :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted December 24, 2013 Author Posted December 24, 2013 Mr singh walked into a bank in central london and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow 5k. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so mr singh hands over the keys to a new rolls royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checkd out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral fir the loan. An employee drives the rolls into the banks underground car park and parks it. Two weeks later the man returns repays the 5k and the interest which comes to £15.41. The loan officer says "we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction had worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled sir. While you were away we checked you out and found out you were a multi millionaire! What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow 5k. Mr singh replies "where else in central london can i park my car for two weeks for £15"
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