Desi Cartman Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 A British couple has been barred from having sex from 10 pm to 7 am after a complaint from a neighbour's child. Alan and Fiona Hay responded saying their sex sessions only last five minutes as Alan suffers from asthma, The Sun reported on Monday. They said that the officials barred them from having sex between 10 p.m. and 7 a.m. after a neighbour's child complained to a teacher. Alan, 50, said: "It's total nonsense. My wife and I are both disabled and I can assure you that we are not swinging from the light-shades." "We are not screamers either - we cannot believe it. Sex normally only lasts around five or six minutes due to my condition so it's not as if we are at it all night," he was quoted as saying. Fiona, 43, said: "I am absolutely furious. It's terrible that a man and wife are being told when they can and can't have sex. Watching television and having sex a couple of times a week are our luxuries. It's really unfair." Alan looks after Fiona who suffers from debilitating myotonic dystrophy. The couple, who live in Penicuik, Midlothian, were given a warning letter by officials. He said: "A housing officer said if we had sex and make noise between 10 p.m. and 7 a.m. and if a complaint is made again we could end up in court." :woot:
Sachinism Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 quite ridiculous. How did the neighbours did know what they're doing?
Guest Gunner Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 And thus the United Kingdom has hit rock bottom.
cowboysfan Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 is this a joke?.if it is then its not a good one.
EnterTheVoid Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Kids have the discovery channel, don't they ? :bird:
flamy Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 only afternoon delite then, lal. ingerland :finger:
DomainK Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 How the F can the state tell a married couple what they can do in their bedroom? This is outrageous.
Ram Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 There's probably more to this news than whats being reported.
Riley's Girl Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 How the F can the state tell a married couple what they can do in their bedroom? This is outrageous. Maybe they weren't doing it in the bedroom :hmmm: Anyway, this is preposterous!
Riley's Girl Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 There's probably more to this news than whats being reported. As usual, Morris is thinking further than most. Valid point.
Ram Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 He said: "A housing officer said if we had sex and make noise between 10 p.m. and 7 a.m. and if a complaint is made again we could end up in court." Their flings might last only for 5 mins, but seems like they give their throats a good workout in that time. :D
Clarke Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Must be an ancient junk wooden construction they live in. Recession takes its toll on personal lives u know.
Watson87 Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 That's why I used to play loud music for hours :) Aaj na choronga tujhe dum duma dum
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