Intikhab Alam declares the Pakistan Cricket Team is Mentally Retarded and insults all those with mental handicaps

[Guest BossBhai]

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[achilles]

Of course, he didn't say it before the media. He reported this to the commitee of theirs formed to analyse the Aussie sumner debacle. and this funny report got leaked to entertain us :haha:

Bang on. Was Shoaib Malik on the panel? :hysterical::hysterical:

[achilles]

Coach Alam confessed to having heard that a group of “six to seven” players had gone to former captain Inzamamul Haq’s house before the UAE tour last November where they “took oath on the Quran that they will remain united against (the then skipper) Younis Khan”. the bone of contention between Mr Gul and Mr Aamer may have been a fielding position that Aamer preferred for himself: close to where a group of women spectators happened to be sitting.

Just how messed up are these guys?

[coffee_rules]

the bone of contention between Mr Gul and Mr Aamer may have been a fielding position that Aamer preferred for himself: close to where a group of women spectators happened to be sitting.

No wonder he wants to blow kisses at batsmen too. Tharki saala.

[zen]

It's the 3rd thread started on the same subject despite the original being amongst the first few threads on the first page!

[Mamu]

http://www.cricinfo.com/pakistan/content/current/story/458926.html "I felt that they are mentally retarded people," Intikhab was quoted as saying to the committee. "There is a mental problem with our players. They don't know how to wear their clothes and how to talk in a civilized manner. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

You know no matter how retarded they were, Inti as an official -- is just as responsible for their behavior. And why is he saying all of this now, when you were in charge -- what exactly did you do to fix this problem ? When they were not wearing their clothes properly -- did you teach them how to do it ? When they were not talking in a civilized manner -- did you tell them how to talk ? It was bloody job as well Inti, you just as much responsible.

[cricket786]

That's an effed up thing to say from a former coach. Like a member said above, if they've been so horrible at everything then how about Alam tried fixing those flaws instead? Alam did nothing for this team as a coach and he has the nerve to complain that the players were "mentally retarded." Nothing but moronic from a retarded coach himself.

[Guest BossBhai]

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[cricket786]

we are aware of the general retardness of Paki's .. tell us something new . :--D

generalizing much? besides what has that got to do with my comment towards Alam?

[HowardRoark]

3 smilies in one post? Seems like Satyam has some competition already :hehe: :icflove:

Paki Entertainment League special :icflove:

[mhr123]

phaaack... how did i miss this entertainment ... :phehehe:

[beetle]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: This thread has made my day.....:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[EnterTheVoid]

Inkithab should extend his nugget of wisdom to Pakistani fans and Pakistani's in general :((

[Pak_Forever]

Fat retarded coach with fat retarded comments. How about fixing them if there were such problems then complaining about it in the media. The people who are mentally retarded are you and people who assigned you from PCB. This fatto was only good for eating lunch and dinner with players. All things he said are probably bogus as nothing has really been proven. But thanks for the laugh from your stupid comments. :--D

[Sachinism]

Intikhab Alam declares the Pakistan Cricket Team is Mentally Retarded and insults all those with mental handicaps It is a big claim. Some accuse them of being sh*t, some of being match fixers, some of being sh*t match fixers, but mentally retarded, wow. Let us look at Mental Retardation with some help from Wikipedia: Delays in oral language development Well Mohammad Asif called Shane Watson a “bloody white”. If you have been playing cricket for this many years and “bloody white” is the best insult you can give to Shane Watson I would say you have a delay in Oral devolpment. Deficits in memory skills Shoaib Malik seemed to forget he was married. I’m married, and I remember it. So I would say his memory is not really that skilful. Difficulty learning social rules Don’t bite the ball. Don’t take opiates through an airport. Don’t fc*k unclean women with Genital warts. Don’t leave a game of cricket mid way through. Don’t dance on a good length. Don’t match fix. Don’t match fix in Essex. Are these all social rules, probably. Difficulty with problem solving skills When bowling to Mike Hussey Pakistan either move the field out so he can put on a test winning partnership, or bowl length balls from spinners to see how far he can hit them. If Michael Hussey is a problem, Pakistan have not solved it. Delays in the development of adaptive behaviors such as self-help or self-care skills Kamran Akmal’s keeping in Sydney shows that he has no self care or self help skills. If he was a small child a parent would have stepped in to help. Lack of social inhibitors I think this has been covered. An Intelligence Quotient score under 70 Moyo’s captaincy? According to Wiki Mental Retardation has various classes. Class IQ Profound mental retardation Below 20 Severe mental retardation 20–34 Moderate mental retardation 35–49 Mild mental retardation 50–69 Borderline intellectual functioning 70–84 Alam never stated which exact class the Pakistani players are in. Wiki goes on to say, “there is no “cure” for an established disability, though with appropriate support and teaching, most individuals can learn to do many things.” I’ve known semi functional Mentally Retarded people before, it is unfair to give Pakistan that label, they are hardly functional. http://www.cricketwithballs.com/2010/05/21/intikhab-alam-declares-the-pakistan-cricket-team-is-mentally-retarded-and-insults-all-those-with-mental-handicaps/ :haha::haha:

[achilles]

Hope things only get better after this episode

[achilles]

^ Yes. I'm sure they can spare a laugh or two coz this piece is hilarious :hysterical:

[mastana]

[achilles]

[SJS50]

Hilarious and sad at the same time