Utalk Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 What about three test series white wash in aus and what about 10-0 I was just returning a favour to manny. It helps it you read the context before jumping in. What was the need for him to bring a cricket match and Pakis in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 :hysterical:epic thread Is sex overrated? It is the most underrated necessity of life in our country. Does size matter? Does the size of boobs matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSK Fan Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 ehrm..you're not the one capable of feeling the 4 and 8 incher inside of you to compare (unless u are a girl' date=' but i assuming you arent), so i think the cricketgirls opinion from real life experience and by having female genes and all, has more credibility than the internet-based knowledge you have gathered from watching chinky pr0n and having no sex with females[/quote'] At the risk of sounding crass, I would say that I can bring a woman to orgasm in 10 different ways before even I unzip my pant. If after a hot session, its your d!ick size the woman compliments on, you have issues with your love-making Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabi_khota Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 In b4 bp and his sexploits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ganeshran Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 In b4 bp and his sexploits. Look for Singham now :winky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vijay.Sharma Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 LOL! This is an epic thread - how the hell did I miss this one...lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akshayxyz Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 In b4 bp and his sexploits. BP is just a romantic hero, bidi-roomaal, topi, bike-chain waala types.. MTC is the true resident Kaamdev ( going by his proclaims). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vayuu1 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 sex is beautiful ,man, u always remember the day when u loose ur virginity ,I lost mine at 15 ,but the memory will always be fresh in my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabi_khota Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 sex is beautiful ' date='man, u always remember the day when u loose ur virginity ,I lost mine at 15 ,but the memory will always be fresh in my mind.[/quote'] Was he (your gym teacher) gentle ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchemist Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Was he (your gym teacher) gentle ? :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Was he (your gym teacher) gentle ? That's very rude. Can't you see, he is already saying it's something he can't forget all his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1983-2011 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Top 10 REAL Health Hazards to Masturbation One question to you guys. What do you think of the ill effects of masturbation? 10. Tennis Elbow Cause: Ask any tennis pro, and they¡Çll tell you this pain in your mid-arm is no laughing matter- ask him about your masturbation problems and you¡Çll either get kicked out of the clubhouse or invited into the pro-shop for a private lesson. Symptoms: Chronic pain in your stroking arm near or around the elbow Resolution/Cure: Pay particular attention to your backstroke and follow-through. Remember to pack a tube of lube in your gym bag for unforeseen arousals. 9. Carpal Tunnel Cause: The bane of Walmart clerks around the country, this occurs from any sustained repetitive activity (and I¡Çm not just talking about using your keyboard to find free porn). Symptoms: Your wrists feel like you¡Çve been hanging onto a monkey bar for an entire recess, even though you¡Çre 40 and can¡Çt even swing from a hammock, let alone a jungle gym. Resolution/Cure: Relax, loosen your grip (it¡Çs not going to go anywhere on its own), and be sure to use plenty of lubrication- if you¡Çre still stuck on the strict up-down motion you learned at summer camp, try mixing up the motions and give your other hand a chance to take part for a change, and for internet users; cough up the dough for a service that allows for streaming content that lasts as long or longer than you do so you¡Çre not clicking around so much. 8. Back Pain Cause: No one wants to explain this to their chiropractor, but we all know masturbation is an extremely physical activity that most of us wouldn¡Çt even get through without a substantial release of endorphins to carry us through to climax. Symtoms: Stiffness after climax (in your back, dummy), tightness, and strain in your back muscles that causes discomfort when sitting or moving. Resolution/Cure: Make sure to properly warm up before and after masturbation, drink plenty of fluids, and avoid masturbating while standing (and RELAX this should be enjoyable). Getting a pro massage can help as well, but getting a ¡Æhappy ending¡Ç might as well be considered cheating. 7. Blue Balls Cause: Interruptions during masturbation are ill-advised for reasons other than humiliation (see Hazard 1), but beyond a red face and possible loss of friends: the semen that builds up in your testicles as they anticipate ejaculation don¡Çt like being held up in traffic, and the results can feel like a 20 car pile-up in your scrote sac. Symptoms: Feels like your nuts are going to explode, and even a slight breeze will put you on your knees. Resolution/Cure: Unfortunately, once blue balls sets in, achieving ejaculation will not remedy the ailment: ice and time are the only solutions, and a kick to the face might help you forget the pain in your lower abdominal area. 6. Friction Lesions Cause: The masturbation equivalent to rug-burn, friction lesions can cause painful abrasions that not only hurt, but can be bit difficult to explain away to new sew partners- unless you¡Çre partner is inflatable: in which case she¡Çll understand that it¡Çs not a raging case of herpes. Symptoms: Blisters, redness, and swelling to start, but you will definitely know you¡Çve got a case of friction burn when you shower and feel a stinging pain as the shampoo washes down to your man-zone. Resolution/Cure: Relax rocket-man, it¡Çs not a race: use lube and take your time so you don¡Çt end up with a handful of meat that¡Çs not attached to the rest of you. 5. Chemical Burn Cause: Lubrication is a key ingredient to any masturbation session, but is unfortunately not always available on-hand. While some acceptable alternatives to hand cream may lay in hidden in medicine cabinets waiting to be discovered, many seemingly innocuous products, particularly shampoos and conditioners, can cause an intense stinging sensation and skin irritation. Symptoms: Pain and stinging are never good signs during masturbation- red, dry, and even flaky skin will definitely freak you out and you¡Çll be relieved to remember you tried to spank it with Pert Plus as opposed to thinking you¡Çre dicks got leprosy when the dry skin starts flaking off your man shaft. Resolution/Cure: Use only products you¡Çre familiar with: hand lotions and sex lubes are tried and true hand-me-downs that have led generations of adolescent boys onto the glorious road of self stimulation: no need to deviate from the pack on this one.. 4. Innovation Failure Cause: Wide-mouth bottles, fruits, vegetables, and even apple pies: all great concepts for the experimental and creative self-pleasure artist, but such as any innovator can attest- experimentation is the key to invention. Problem with applying this concept to masturbation is the severity of the consequences associated with inventing what might unintentionally become a ¡Æbetter mousetrap¡Ç rather than a better lovetrap. Symptoms: Generally described as ¡Æbeing stuck¡Ç, you¡Çll know right away if you¡Çve run into this problem. Resolution/Cure: Be very, very careful when attempting to remedy this situation yourself: if you¡Çre ¡Æstuck¡Ç, try butter, soap, or lube, or get the help of a partner or trusted friend (then refer to Hazard 1: Humiliation). If you cannot remedy the situation yourself, remember that doctors have seen it all, and accept that despite patient-doctor confidentiality, you¡Çll be comic fodder at conventions for the rest of your doctor¡Çs career. Best to think any ¡Æingenious¡Ç inventions all the way through before employing them- pay particular attention to having a viable ¡Æexit¡Ç strategy. 3. Nut Shock Cause: Getting down to work early doesn¡Çt pay in the masturbation game: nut shock occurs when the testicles have not properly ascended into the scrotum before you start pounding your love-pump. If your pinecones are hanging in a suspended arrangement during masturbation and haven¡Çt had time to nestle up to the big tree, your fist will end up violently pounding your meat-marbles between your ass and knuckles like a featherweight hitting a speedbag. Symptoms: A ¡Æcreeper¡Ç phenomenon- pleasure might be experienced during arousal- but a lingering feeling of having been beaten repeatedly in the nards for up to several hours following masturbation is a clear sign that you¡Çve hit the sack- a bit too literally. Resolution/Cure: Give your boys a little foreplay before you bring the boys out to do battle in the ring. If your sack won¡Çt come snug, go double fisted and use your freehand to cradle your marbles, and turn up the aircon to keep your family jewels close to home. 2. Eyesore Cause: For some, the sight of a job well done is all part of the fun and while it¡Çs not a bad idea to keep your eyes on where the climactic fluid ends up (see Hazard 1: Humiliation), nothing stings like a direct hit to eyeball. Symptoms: You¡Çre eye stings and you can¡Çt see to find the tissue box. Resolution/Cure: Avoid getting too close from the dispensary end of your glue shooter, or better yet, just keep your eyes closed. For the severely afflicted, try sunglasses or goggles (best not to rely on contacts). 1. Humiliation Cause: While everybody does it, and surely more little swimmers have ended up in an old sock than in a woman¡Çs love canal, it is nonetheless an awkward and embarrassing moment for both parties when your solo sex party gets crashed by uninvited guests, or if residual party favors are later discovered by parents, friends, or strangers. Symptoms: Your friends laugh and giggle behind your back and can¡Çt bring themselves to make eye contact with you, though outright ridicule is also justified. Resolution/Cure: Public showers, bedrooms with no locks, and any other public venue are simply not appropriate locations for self-service. If you are unfortunate enough to get caught in the act, pretend it never happened, lie and deny it if questioned, make up an excuse, or move out of town entirely (or just put up with being called ¡ÈSpanky¡É for the rest of your life). And for god¡Çs sake- clean up your mess when you¡Çre done. http://www.sin20.com/articles/top-10-masturbation-injuries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akshayxyz Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 :hysterical: esp #2. Did you actually googled for masturbation injuries/ill-effects :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulbul Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 finaly whats the best possible sizes according to xPerts... is there any way increase the lengh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vijay.Sharma Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 ^ LOL, WTF has this thread turned out to be????? Poor guy the OP had an innocent question and this thread has gone every tangent possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 @ 0:40 onwards... sGjElvt4nP8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineleg Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 At the risk of sounding crass' date=' I would say that I can bring a woman to orgasm in 10 different ways before even I unzip my pant. [/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSK Fan Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Raiser Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Was he (your gym teacher) gentle ? :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajiv Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 I am seeing a growing trend where women have become quite bold in expressing their desire for sex. I assumed it was few incidents but recently, seen a major influx where women are demanding what guys only dreamt of. My Iranian friend showed me texts of this divorced Gujarati lady, with 2 kids and the words she used were far more advanced than I have seen. It's almost like, they are ready at a seconds notice Same goes for young Punjabi girls, ready to explore and give it all. They are even ready for three-somes, etc. I thought this was a western phenomena but same stuff in India as well - how fast have things changed and I am sure the likes of Facebook has made a huge difference I have seen glimpses of flirtation and cheating in India back in the day, but the whole game has revamped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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