h4te Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Sex mad stunner copies romping antics of her hero By Jane Atkinson, 18/07/2010 JUST like the characters in her favourite TV show, posh Christina Saunders knows good sex. And so she should, after seducing 1,000 MEN. The university-educated brunette longed to be as confident in bed as Sex And The City maneater Samantha. So she set herself a 10-year challenge - to get a thousand notches on her bedpost. She said: "Sam went from one man to the next and was proud of it. I wanted to be confident like her. I got hooked on the buzz of one-night-stands." She slept with at least one stranger a week, travelled the world hunting for men to bed, and took part in threesomes. But now Christina, 30, admits: "All I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex." I used Mike. He still texts me. Chris wanted a threesome Stan was putty in my hands but I had a tequila and closed my eyes for ben Nick liked cuddles more than sex. I'm convinced Sergio was a virgin. Didn't care what his name was. Did it in the toilets with David. Last month she bedded her Mr 1,000th at a friend's party. "He was gorgeous, blond and fantastic in bed." Now the challenge is over Christina does have regrets. "Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a ****. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven't put men off." LOL!
Desi Cartman Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 h4te, whats your roll number in the list ? PS: I missed out
rabinjackman Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 1000 men, what was her strike rate? her average? how many 5-men per day or 10-men for week? how many hattricks (three-somes)? when was she at her peak? Is she the DOn bradman of sex? WHom shall i contact for definitive statistics of the greates player in "sports" history?
rabinjackman Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 P.S: Is she still playing? What is her home-away record? Has she played on subcontinent pitches? And finally we have ratings of the men from her, what about her ratings from the men?
Desi Cartman Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Above all who is the neutral authority to verify the stats :orderorder:
EnterTheVoid Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Its nice to see people achieve their goals :hysterical:
flamy Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Its nice to see people achieve their goals :haha::hatsoff:
cowboysfan Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 lol sausage down a hallway... i swear i heard this on Weeds .
youngindia Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0233891/ god forbid if she sees this! you are talkin about 620 men in 240 mins!
Ram Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 I am ok with EVERYTHING she did, except the last line; I just hope I haven't put men off You sleep around with a 1000 men (never mind that number is almost certainly not true) and then you say you want to ‘settle down’. Whats the guarantee the old habits wont return tomorrow?
h4te Posted July 23, 2010 Author Posted July 23, 2010 I am ok with EVERYTHING she did, except the last line; You sleep around with a 1000 men (never mind that number is almost certainly not true) and then you say you want to ‘settle down’. Whats the guarantee the old habits wont return tomorrow? U jealous you didn't get to clap dem cheeks?
CricketGirl Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 U jealous you didn't get to clap dem cheeks? :giggle:
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