Pakistan selection conundrum: South Africa "Home" series in UAE 2010

[ravishingravi]

what has MBA got to do with anything? I am sure even Ijaz Butt can play for Pakistan.

:hysterical: Just when you think they have hit an all time low, comes this gem.

[Clarke]

MBA :hysterical: Is that degree real or fake :hmmm:

[ravishingravi]

I think the criterion for choosing the captain is based on whether he can speak English or not – plain and simple. There’s no other way this guy could have gotten into the team. He could hardly put bat to ball in the NZ tour, looked completely out of sorts. Poor PCB, you have to feel for them. Half of their players are either out on suspensions related to match fixing, drug abuse, rape and incest or performing cosmetic surgeries or sailing in the ocean etc.. What will they do? The other remaining half is just a bunch of freshies straight out of villages in Pakistan. Forget captaincy, most of them still think the prize for winning the world cup is 72 virgins. There’s no way to appoint them captain. For all you know, whenever someone misfields, they might just pull out a gun and shoot that player. They probably realize they’re effed anyway, so might as well go for the most articulate, least BEAASSTTLY guy of them as captain. But you gotto say, PCB is a gift that keeps on giving. I was contemplating buying a yearly subscription for comedy central, now I am just going to buy the package for all Pakistani matches. Nothing comes even close in terms of entertainment. :hysterical:

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Clarke]

Age is not about numbers genius. Dravid & Sachin have played for 2 decades and internally' date=' they are [b']old men due to wear & tear. Misbah internal parts dont need much oiling because they havent been used much. Just look at Mike Hussey, he is almost same age as Sachin/Dravid but is very fit like Misbah due to lack of usage of bodily parts since he started his career in 30s . :winky: BTW, Afridi doesnt have MBA, he has a World Cup trophy:--D

:hmmmm2: Are you talking about cricket or p i m p ing ? Internal parts, oiling, bodily parts, lack of usage of bodily parts :WTF:

[siddhu]

I think the criterion for choosing the captain is based on whether he can speak English or not – plain and simple. There’s no other way this guy could have gotten into the team. He could hardly put bat to ball in the NZ tour, looked completely out of sorts. Poor PCB, you have to feel for them. Half of their players are either out on suspensions related to match fixing, drug abuse, rape and incest or performing cosmetic surgeries or sailing in the ocean etc.. What will they do? The other remaining half is just a bunch of freshies straight out of villages in Pakistan. Forget captaincy, most of them still think the prize for winning the world cup is 72 virgins. There’s no way to appoint them captain. For all you know, whenever someone misfields, they might just pull out a gun and shoot that player. They probably realize they’re effed anyway, so might as well go for the most articulate, least BEAASSTTLY guy of them as captain. But you gotto say, PCB is a gift that keeps on giving. I was contemplating buying a yearly subscription for comedy central, now I am just going to buy the package for all Pakistani matches. Nothing comes even close in terms of entertainment. :hysterical:

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Hindustani]

BTW' date=' Afridi doesnt have MBA, he has a World Cup trophy:--D[/quote'] So does 45 other players out of 150 in the world, what is your Point ? :finger: I am assuming you are also a distant relative to "Shahid Afridi" of ICF who was posting here couple of days back. :((

[Hindustani]

Dravid is also well educated which is why he was successful captain unlike Sachin.

: Double Facepalm:, Bhai, aapka Lahori logic to lajawaab hain @to others -

[vvvslaxman]

At this rate Moshin Khan, Mudassar nazar, Imran khan will be playing for Pakistan

[achilles]

You never know what to expect with PCB.

aik nazr say main dekhu, tau mujhay nazar aata hai savera jab aqal say main dekho tau dil udaas ho jata hai mera :icflove:

Irshaad :two_thumbs_up:

[Rajiv]

Age is not about numbers genius. Dravid & Sachin have played for 2 decades and internally, they are old men due to wear & tear. Misbah internal parts dont need much oiling because they havent been used much. Just look at Mike Hussey, he is almost same age as Sachin/Dravid but is very fit like Misbah due to lack of usage of bodily parts since he started his career in 30s . :winky: BTW, Afridi doesnt have MBA, he has a World Cup trophy:--D

..thats by far the worst analogy, post I have ever seen.

[vvvslaxman]

wow Toffee kumar is back :cantstop:

[IT_Anxiety_NJIT]

wow Toffee kumar is back :cantstop:

Taufeeq is good choice against SA. He is to SA what Laxman is to Aus. http://stats.cricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/43363.html?class=1;opposition=3;template=results;type=allround

[Gunner_Mania]

Taufeeq is good choice against SA. He is to SA what Laxman is to Aus. http://stats.cricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/43363.html?class=1;opposition=3;template=results;type=allround

It is for posts like this that we need a :facepalm: smiley

[Shakthi]

Let the comedy begin

[Shakthi]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdanhMSj-z8&feature=related]YouTube - India becomes T20 Champions - The Winning Moment[/ame] Misbah ka Tohfa

[Guest Gunner]

Taufeeq is good choice against SA. He is to SA what Laxman is to Aus. http://stats.cricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/43363.html?class=1;opposition=3;template=results;type=allround

Based on 4 innings? :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Gunner_Mania]

Based on 4 innings? :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

4 matches , 7 years ago

[Mamu]

Kamran Akmal is potentially one of finest keeper/batsman of this era. ghoomay gee will be missed by all cricket lovers :((

Why is this word used in reference to Khatmal ?

[Karan114]

Why is this word used in reference to Khatmal ?

Its his usual line to gee up the poyzzz bowlers from behind the stumps :cantstop:

[Clarke]

Why is this word used in reference to Khatmal ?

he warns the fielders when a batsman plays square off the wicket.