mhr123 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 @stevesmith49 I just do not understand how u become famous, u can't ball, bat or field also u look like pig! rubbish selection Sad day, Sehwag @n@L r@p3d Shafiul literally, lost to team India, men in blue panties. AtLeast chewtiy@@ went for 50+ runs in 5 lmao 7:13 PM Feb 21st via web @shakibhasan U suck, pick me instead of nayim, mahmudullah, u idiot 7:14 PM Feb 21st via web in reply to shakibhasan
mhr123 Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 @stevesmith49 I just do not understand how u become famous, u can't ball, bat or field also u look like pig! rubbish selection Sad day, Sehwag @n@L r@p3d Shafiul literally, lost to team India, men in blue panties. AtLeast chewtiy@@ went for 50+ runs in 5 lmao 7:13 PM Feb 21st via web @shakibhasan U suck, pick me instead of nayim, mahmudullah, u idiot 7:14 PM Feb 21st via web in reply to shakibhasan u know who that chewtiy@@ was .. apna Appam Sreeshant.:giggle:
Sachin=GOD Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 u know who that chewtiy@@ was .. apna Appam Sreeshant.:giggle: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: D_TW will sue this guy
deathmonger Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 @juniorbachchan is it true that aishwarya baby father is salman khan? @WayneParnell Hi are you waleed parnell now? Amla telling me you Mosolman now? is true or fake. confirm this @BeingSalmanKhan Salman bhai i want to building muscle, please tell me nice steroids brand? shahrukh told me u eat buffalo balls for muscles @timbresnan Hi tim, heard you miss broad that you got boner watching malfoy in harry potter haha?
deathmonger Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 @FirdoseM who are you? why u famous? u ain't pretty gal @AzharMahmood11 Any news on new match fixing, let me know azhar bhai. pvt msg me all county results @gambhirgauti moving to KKR and being with Shahrukh made you super gay, why were you fingering Ishant Sharma, naughty boy ;) caught behind
Sachin=GOD Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 @FirdoseM who are you? why u famous? u ain't pretty gal @AzharMahmood11 Any news on new match fixing, let me know azhar bhai. pvt msg me all county results @gambhirgauti moving to KKR and being with Shahrukh made you super gay, why were you fingering Ishant Sharma, naughty boy ;) caught behind :hysterical:
achilles Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 I was just gonna search for this thread today. Thanks for the bump Numb. And the new tweets are absolutely legendary
Magneto Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: D_TW will sue this guy Well, SreeSanth is also lovingly known as Appam Chewtiya. :dontknow:
maniac Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 @BeingSalmanKhan Salman bhai i want to building muscle' date=' please tell me nice steroids brand? shahrukh told me u eat buffalo balls for muscles[/b'] @timbresnan Hi tim, heard you miss broad that you got boner watching malfoy in harry potter haha @AzharMahmood11 Any news on new match fixing, let me know azhar bhai. pvt msg me all county results @gambhirgauti moving to KKR and being with Shahrukh made you super gay, why were you fingering Ishant Sharma, naughty boy ;) caught behind :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Cricket Tragic Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 Not as good as Ricky Ponting imo. This was during the Ashes. If 90% of cricket is played between the ears it's lucky for me that I've got loads of space there. #pontingmaths PJs on, brushed teeth, replugged hair hat, chewed nails, spat in hands. Off to bed now. G'night all, Sir Ricky. #ashes is lying in bed daydreaming about slips catches that carry. #cricket #ashes #diveforward I am so Australian I urinate VB + sweat XXXX. And when I spit in my hands our GDP increases by 0.013%. #Australia #ashes #NationalTreasure I only meant to order a beer, not select one in the test team. #ashes At the breakfast table & @MClarke23 is still going on about The Break Up & dropping hints about captaincy break ups. #ashes Roses are red Violets are blue Please rain tomorrow Or I'm in the poo #ashes Just realised I picked the wrong Tassie spinner. Meant to pick the one that takes wickets. Where r u Jason Subway Krejza? #ashes Someone once aid you're only as good as your last knock. Hence, I am as good as Bradman. (Doesn't apply to vice captains). #ashes I am not a cheat. I am a great catcher. Life is unfair. I will cry in my pillow tonight. #ashes #godhatesrickyponting Nice work Pup. Continuing to make EVEN ME look good. #ashes Mr Cricket just thanked me for my leadership in motivating him to score runs today Back in the hotel and my bloody TV won't work. Can't watch my great captaincy highlights. #ashes Six for @fakepetersiddle let's all remember the great captaincy first and foremost. #ashes #siddle Very light training session today. Only 6 to 8 beers. Duck, duck, hook. Duck, duck, hook. Did I really say I will leave the team better than when I got the captaincy? I meant "me leaving will make it a better team". #ashes Stop it Hodge. I'm supposed to be the best number 3 in Oz I'm releasing a The McPonting Burger today. Like me it only stays in your middle for a few minutes. #ashes The amount of bourbon it takes to get over being dismissed by Harbahjan is astounding. #IndvAus #godhatesrickyponting I don't argue with umpires. I tell them what they've got wrong. #spiritofcricket Never argue with an idiot, cause he'll bring you down to his level & beat you with experience So that's why no one argues with me! Played park cricket yesterday batting 1 handed. 1 pull for 6, out edging for 15. Took slips catch but given not out! WTF #cricket #sameold Why would we want the worlds smallest trophy anyway!!! #ashes watching #StarTrek DVD. Captain Kirk could learn a lot from watching me in action. #GreatCaptain The #SCG test debacle confirms my brilliance as captain. Least worst = best. Adam Milne looks pretty good for a kiwi. Reminds me of a young me, bowling 150kph. #NZvPAK is having a beer with Straussy, an average batsman who wins. #ashes #jealous #listening Practicising my #Ashes losing speech. Getting pretty good at it now. Sir Ricky. I spent all night pondering my faith. Conclusion is that #godhatesrickyponting Why is everyone being so mean to me today? I am the embodiment of the spirit of cricket. You know it. #ashes #cricket Yes, to confirm, I'll miss the Sydney test so this #ashes loss is on Pup's head. #pinkygate #itspupsfault I'm watching #superbowlXLV to get tactical tips for the WC.
Sachinism Posted March 29, 2012 Posted March 29, 2012 Nearly all Aussie players have fake accounts that are hilarious
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