Bumper Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 The world works one way, the Pakistani cricketers work the other way In the normal world: A cricketer works hard and establishes himself as a permanent member of the team He then makes a name for himself Finally one day he thinks about his retirement Sets himself some criteria/conditions to retire Then finally he retires A Pakistani brain (an oxymoron, i know!) works in the opposite direction: First he retires Then he associates conditions with his retirement Then he starts thinking about his retirement Then comes back from retirement & tries to make a name for himself And in the process establishes himself as a permanent member of the squad And before you know he is 17 years old again! How wonderful!
gaurav92 Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 The world works one way, the Pakistani cricketers work the other way In the normal world: A cricketer works hard and establishes himself as a permanent member of the team He then makes a name for himself Finally one day he thinks about his retirement Sets himself some criteria/conditions to retire Then finally he retires A Pakistani brain (an oxymoron, i know!) works in the opposite direction: First he retires Then he associates conditions with his retirement Then he starts thinking about his retirement Then comes back from retirement & tries to make a name for himself And in the process establishes himself as a permanent member of the squad And before you know he is 17 years old again! How wonderful! :haha:
ravishingravi Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 The world works one way, the Pakistani cricketers work the other way In the normal world: A cricketer works hard and establishes himself as a permanent member of the team He then makes a name for himself Finally one day he thinks about his retirement Sets himself some criteria/conditions to retire Then finally he retires A Pakistani brain (an oxymoron, i know!) works in the opposite direction: First he retires Then he associates conditions with his retirement Then he starts thinking about his retirement Then comes back from retirement & tries to make a name for himself And in the process establishes himself as a permanent member of the squad And before you know he is 17 years old again! How wonderful! :haha: But we are talking of Afridi. There is Sahebzada and there are others. You know what, ICF will miss him me thinks
Bumper Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 http://www.thenews.com.pk/TodaysPrintDetail.aspx?ID=6399&Cat=13&dt=6/1/2011 All those who voted for Jeez, it would be a fking shame if Ijaz Butt was forced to resign. This guy is a vending machine of sorts offering practically free entertainment to the world. Every day you wake up, pop in a dime and you get back a dollar's worth goodies. I know the golden goose would run out some day, i hope it does not happen this soon I dont know why the Parliament felt that this was the most important issue ailing the country at the moment. Not that they dont have anything else to discuss...
Roshanrocks Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 RoRo's masala news Sources have disclosed that Ijaz Butt is planning to do an Obama style operation soon to shift attention away from Afridi and stay in office for another 10 years.... Ideas called for from general public... winner will directly be offered a post in the Pakistani cricket team and added incentive of captain ship within 3 months. he may also contact KKR's wierd tension bhagaao website and ask them to come up with some genius ideas to get rid of his tensions.. especially Afridi... In the meanwhile a noted Pak news channel has permanently kept a tv crew to be stationed 24-7 in Afridi's compound to show u live exclusive feed of Afridi's brain-farts. With Afridi being the highest trp grosser in Pakistan, the news channel has forged a tie up with Afridi's agent to get first exclusive coverage of each word that comes out from Afridi's mouth.
asterix Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Jeez' date=' it would be a fking shame if Ijaz Butt was forced to resign. This guy is a vending machine of sorts offering practically free entertainment to the world. [b']Every day you wake up, pop in a dime and you get back a dollar's worth goodies. I know the golden goose would run out some day, i hope it does not happen this soon I dont know why the Parliament felt that this was the most important issue ailing the country at the moment. Not that they dont have anything else to discuss... :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Only 2 things drive the ISLAMIC CRICKET republic of Pakistan..Everything else is secondary..
Zap_Brannigan Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 http://www.thenews.com.pk/TodaysPrintDetail.aspx?ID=6399&Cat=13&dt=6/1/2011 All those who voted for < 30 days have just increased their odds ... but fikar not all others ... this is paki's we are talking about ... pretty soon Ijaz Butt might line up a five star General next to him and the Parliament will shut up and run away with their tails between their legs ... Meanwhile Afridi might try to cleanup his bandook :hehe: but but but, i thought they said politics and sports shouldn't mix when we didnt want them for the IPL.
Asim Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 I guess NOW Ejaz Butt himself will first get dismissed then Waqar Younis might also go and then Afridi & Co to come back...
gaurav92 Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Jeez, it would be a fking shame if Ijaz Butt was forced to resign. This guy is a vending machine of sorts offering practically free entertainment to the world. Every day you wake up, pop in a dime and you get back a dollar's worth goodies. I know the golden goose would run out some day, i hope it does not happen this soon I dont know why the Parliament felt that this was the most important issue ailing the country at the moment. Not that they dont have anything else to discuss... RoRo's masala news Sources have disclosed that Ijaz Butt is planning to do an Obama style operation soon to shift attention away from Afridi and stay in office for another 10 years.... Ideas called for from general public... winner will directly be offered a post in the Pakistani cricket team and added incentive of captain ship within 3 months. he may also contact KKR's wierd tension bhagaao website and ask them to come up with some genius ideas to get rid of his tensions.. especially Afridi... In the meanwhile a noted Pak news channel has permanently kept a tv crew to be stationed 24-7 in Afridi's compound to show u live exclusive feed of Afridi's brain-farts. With Afridi being the highest trp grosser in Pakistan, the news channel has forged a tie up with Afridi's agent to get first exclusive coverage of each word that comes out from Afridi's mouth. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Great Posts guys, keep 'em coming :icflove:
Cricket Tragic Posted June 22, 2011 Posted June 22, 2011 Retired Afridi eyes comeback Within weeks of announcing retirement from international cricket, former Pakistan captain Shahid Afridi on Wednesday said he would try making a comeback to the national team as soon as "conditions improve in the team management and administration." Afridi on Wednesday left for England to play for Hampshire insisting that his international career was still not over. The all-rounder, who was removed as captain of the national one-day team last month and then got entangled into a tussle with the Pakistan Cricket Board before being fined Rs. 4.5 million on disciplinary grounds, will appear for Hampshire in the English domestic Twenty20 competition. "I am happy that I am getting a chance to play for Hampshire because wherever I play at the end of the day I am recognized as a Pakistani and if I do well it is Pakistan cricket that gets a good name," Afridi told reporters at the airport. Afridi, who left with his family, will play his first match for the county on Friday against Gloucestershire and will remain in England until July 15 before going to Sri Lanka for the Sri Lankan Premier League. The all-rounder had to return from England earlier this month to face PCB's disciplinary hearing after the NOC issued to him to play for Hampshire was revoked by the Board as part of the disciplinary proceedings against him. The Board issued him the NOC after he appeared before the disciplinary committee and admitted he had breached the code of conduct and was subsequently fined for his misconduct. Afridi made it clear that he still wanted to play international cricket. "I want to play for Pakistan again because whatever I am today it is because of Pakistan. My identity is that of a Pakistani player. And nothing is more important than that for me," Afridi said. "The moment conditions improve in the team management and administration I will try to make a comeback. Right now I just feel that the environment and conditions is not conducive for me to play international cricket. "I still have lot of top cricket left in me but it all depends on the circumstances but I am clear in my mind that I still have lot to offer to the national team," he added. Afridi has said that he would not play for Pakistan until the present board set-up led by Chairman Ijaz Butt is changed. The all-rounder, who was sacked as captain after after developing differences with the team management, admitted he had been unable to focus on cricket in the last few weeks. "I have not been able to train that is why I appear to have put on some weight. It has been difficult to focus on cricket. But now I have put everything behind me and want to make a fresh start to my career with this stint for Hampshire," he said.
Sachin=GOD Posted June 22, 2011 Posted June 22, 2011 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sidhoni Posted June 22, 2011 Posted June 22, 2011 The world works one way, the Pakistani cricketers work the other way In the normal world: A cricketer works hard and establishes himself as a permanent member of the team He then makes a name for himself Finally one day he thinks about his retirement Sets himself some criteria/conditions to retire Then finally he retires A Pakistani brain (an oxymoron, i know!) works in the opposite direction: First he retires Then he associates conditions with his retirement Then he starts thinking about his retirement Then comes back from retirement & tries to make a name for himself And in the process establishes himself as a permanent member of the squad And before you know he is 17 years old again! How wonderful! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hatsoff::hatsoff:
ganeshran Posted June 22, 2011 Posted June 22, 2011 The world works one way, the Pakistani cricketers work the other way In the normal world: A cricketer works hard and establishes himself as a permanent member of the team He then makes a name for himself Finally one day he thinks about his retirement Sets himself some criteria/conditions to retire Then finally he retires A Pakistani brain (an oxymoron, i know!) works in the opposite direction: First he retires Then he associates conditions with his retirement Then he starts thinking about his retirement Then comes back from retirement & tries to make a name for himself And in the process establishes himself as a permanent member of the squad And before you know he is 17 years old again! How wonderful! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Texan Posted June 22, 2011 Posted June 22, 2011 Baiz and baizettes pls vote on When will Afridi a.k.a "The Beast" unretire as soon as he has a tranquilizer
mishra Posted June 23, 2011 Posted June 23, 2011 WTF.. I am only one who thinks Afridi will stick with his retirement decision for atleast six month??
Cricket Tragic Posted June 23, 2011 Posted June 23, 2011 WTF.. I am only one who thinks Afridi will stick with his retirement decision for atleast six month?? :cantstop:
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