goose Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 that no statistic, no record, no number, no average, and no ranking, nevermind the 15,000 run landmark,... has ever come close to even rivalling the pant-wetting experience of just watching Tendulkar bat. i have had to end intercourse on more than one occasion on the back of a Tendulkar boundary, believe you me.
Dhondy Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 We believe you Goosey. Bit diificult to watch TV while shagging, no?
goose Posted July 9, 2007 Author Posted July 9, 2007 no it's a doddle really. try it. the look on my face, like she aint even there, when he whips one off his legs, makes her wild and hysterical. for real. BUT sometimes during a quiet passage of play, he can surprise with a stroke so magnificent that one has no option but to stand down. you take the ups with the downs.
goose Posted July 9, 2007 Author Posted July 9, 2007 waddup guyinblue. it's like saying, here's a guy you respect, it's his 100th birthday today, but so what? here's another guy who's 99 and he'll be 100 too given another year. that 15,000th run didn't make him a great batsman. it's a celebration. an anniversary of greatness.
goose Posted July 9, 2007 Author Posted July 9, 2007 i think you could be confusing me with the infamous laxman abuser that got banned from fever...
vroomfondel Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 oh my god, i haven't laughed that hard since I last looked in the mirror on a cold day. welcome goose.
goose Posted July 9, 2007 Author Posted July 9, 2007 vroom vroom ! where are all the cricket ladies - radhika, aditi. and varsha...is she legal yet? and who's karina?
Holysmoke Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 i have had to end intercourse on more than one occasion on the back of a Tendulkar boundary, believe you me. thats just.... forget it
Bumper Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 goosey, you should meet GKD. He is to general discussions what u are to cricket discussions. U guys will get along great And congratulations btw, on successfully bringing vroom out of his hole. It finally took someone to stop shagging for vroom to emerge.
Predator_05 Posted July 10, 2007 Posted July 10, 2007 I came across this chick named Preeti the other day. She was hot.
King Posted July 10, 2007 Posted July 10, 2007 i think you could be confusing me with the infamous laxman abuser that got banned from fever... My bad... I remember few posts of yours though. Goa trip and house prices. Aren't you the one that posted about the India trip and spoke in length about house prices in UK?
Aditi Posted July 10, 2007 Posted July 10, 2007 vroom vroom ! where are all the cricket ladies - radhika, aditi. and varsha...is she legal yet? and who's karina? Right here, Goosie.....we need some of your poetical genius here!! :haha:
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