Lurker Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 ..or a bloke.. ... a chap.. ..munda, aadmi, larka whatever. No matter what you call us, we imagine sex every 3 seconds (or so they would like to tell you). Regardless whether it is 3 seconds, or 30 days, we have had our shares of guilty pleasures. Thanks to the modern accessible technology we have even more skeletons in our closets, or stacks of hard drives, or addition to favorites in Internet Browser bar pointing to..well what we think about every few seconds. And so I was at my Syrian friend's house over the weekend. Watching some oddball football, having chicken wings just lazying around in winter. He has a large extended family, quite smart and well educated. One of his women relatives walks in and I as just look away from the television set to say Hello, my jaws drop out. I practically choke on my drink. She looks exactly like a famous porn star. Face right down to where the eyebrow ends. Same look, same smile, heck even the same set of teeth that are a bit pointed. This is the part where I am supposed to give you the porn stars name(so some of you perverts can look her up). Lets just say her first name is Salma and she is from Spain, or Spanish descent. Back to the room. Its been ages since I have been gobsmacked like that. Cant make a conversation, my friend is introducing us and she is making polite discussions while in my mind something else is running...at lot faster than 3 seconds. Usually I am good around women but I can not simply make a conversation today. Somehow the inevitable happens and I end up muttering I think I have seen you somewhere. Oh really? Where do you think we may have met. Umm I can't recall (really jackass!!!) Did we meet at a party? No I cant think so? Did you see me in a group or something? (Ummm honey you are not exactly helping me here)...No I cant say I have. Ah well..if you think of it let me know. Nice meeting you. She gets off the sofa and although I didnt mean to catch it, her hips sway the same way too. Damnit I finally choked on my drink. Dude you okay? Yeah man..I think I need to get going here. Tomorrow being Monday and all that. With that I take off, start my car and gun the accelerator. Wonder if I was running away from the Syrian lady or running towards the URL stored as favorite on my Browser bar. xxx
coffee_rules Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Funny write-up :giggle: You could've told she looks like some TV actress or made for DVD only movies.
Sachinism Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 This is the part where I am supposed to give you the porn stars name(so some of you perverts can look her up). Lets just say her first name is Salma and she is from Spain, or Spanish descent.
rahulrulezz Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: My favorite part was- ....while in my mind something else is running...at lot faster than 3 seconds.
CSK Fan Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Is this your real experience Lurker? Maybe she was the same person?
WC2011INDIA Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 :hysterical: to those interested, the porn star's full name is Salma De Nora
Ram Posted December 5, 2011 Posted December 5, 2011 Funny.. And a pretty uncomfortable situation to be in.
Lurker Posted December 6, 2011 Author Posted December 6, 2011 Is this your real experience Lurker? Maybe she was the same person? Yes it is all real. And no she isn't..and thank heavens for that...how awkward would it have been otherwise? :antijinx: WC2011INDIA, yeah you are right buddy :--D
Lurker Posted December 6, 2011 Author Posted December 6, 2011 "Hello mam' date=' Big Fan"[/quote'] :hysterical::cheer::cheer::hysterical:
Rajiv Posted December 6, 2011 Posted December 6, 2011 Your situation is like http://youtu.be/H2LQrinUPg4?t=8m Kramer finds out Jerry's GF is phone sex operator
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