England Players Urinate On Oval Wicket After Ashes Win

[G_B_]

could very well be. But as i understand Malcolm Conn is the chief sports writer who first "broke" this news. we all know what an SOB he is.,

[indiaregulator]

On the pitch? SERIOUSLY? :cantstop:

I've done worse and i've known lots of people who have done worse. I've pissed on a car before and I know one guy who whilst drunk in Spain pissed off a Verdana onto an open resturant below. You see random news articles about me and my friend being 'disgraceful?'

[Crookbond]

I've done worse and i've known lots of people who have done worse. I've pissed on a car before and I know one guy who whilst drunk in Spain pissed off a Verdana onto an open resturant below. You see random news articles about me and my friend being 'disgraceful?'

Yea - so since worse is done in Iraq/Syria it should be a guilt free pass for me to kill you. What logic! :hatsoff:

[Ram]

Next time Pakistan wins any match at The Oval' date=' they should avoid kissing the ground. - Faking news[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical:

[veer]

Yea - so since worse is done in Iraq/Syria it should be a guilt free pass for me to kill you. What logic! :hatsoff:

:cantstop::cantstop::hysterical: kya analogy he... chha gaye..

[Ram]

28th Aug, 2013 England captain Alistair dismissed all the talk of his players disrespecting the game of cricket and the Surrey cricket ground by urinating on the pitch in the post Ashes series victory celebrations. Talking to reporters, he said ‘I completely reject all allegations of poor player behavior and a collective disrespect towards the game. As a matter of fact, we were actually trying to save test cricket. Let me explain how. Recently, there has been a lot of talk of the game’s longest format not producing enough exciting cricket and resulting in a lot of draws. We at the English cricket team take a lot of pride in attempting to reverse that trend. So we were simply trying to accelerate the growth of grass on the Surrey pitch by adding nature’s best fertilizer to it. As you may all know, human urine is rich source of minerals required for robust vegetation growth.’

[Lord]

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[Haarkarjeetgaye]

they could make it a daily morning affair then :hysterical:

[Haarkarjeetgaye]

I've done worse and i've known lots of people who have done worse. I've pissed on a car before and I know one guy who whilst drunk in Spain pissed off a Verdana onto an open resturant below. You see random news articles about me and my friend being 'disgraceful?'

you can join the english players then. you have the qualifications:hysterical:

[indiaregulator]

Hilariously, not a single one of you here apart from GB is aware of what culture is like in the UK. Yeah, its pretty bad actually but not a single person in the UK is actually surprised of what the england players did. Pissing in random places after drinking session is bad but considered absolutely normal.

[G_B_]

Hilariously, not a single one of you here apart from GB is aware of what culture is like in the UK. Yeah, its pretty bad actually but not a single person in the UK is actually surprised of what the england players did. Pissing in random places after drinking session is bad but considered absolutely normal.

I once pissed in a beer bottle at a club and left it there hoping someone would drink it :cantstop::cantstop: the reason being for some reason this club had a bouncer at the toilet doors and was vetting people for extacy or some ****. The line was too long. alas nobody did :((:(( Its bit of a non issue this one. Whats happening is that the Aussie media went into overdrive with this. Dont see them anywhere near the pitch. Probably some practise pitches in the background we see. Probably went there.

[Crookbond]

Players may have urinated on pitch: Swann http://www.wisdenindia.com/cricket-news/players-urinated-pitch-swann/73449

[G_B_]

All i see in these articles is "may" "could" "probably" not seen any proof.

[Crookbond]

Apparently, Michael Holding doesn't appreciate the "culture" in UK too.

It’s sad that the last few headlines about the Test series will focus on the way the English players behaved afterwards. It was totally out of order, and juvenile. They need to look at themselves when they start behaving like that. They’ve made the news, and you don’t want kids hearing things like that. Kids tend to copy what they read, and what they hear about their so-called idols and heroes.

http://www.wisdenindia.com/cricket-article/putrid-pitches-quality-ashes/73602 David Hopps - UK editor ESPNCricinfo doesn't appreciate the "pissing culture" too. http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2013/content/current/story/665773.html

[Crookbond]

All i see in these articles is "may" "could" "probably" not seen any proof.

You have an "apology" from the England team - can't get more proof than that. Also, I don't think Sky Sports wants to cover English (and South African) penis "watering" the pitch. There's enough evidence to suggest the actions of the players were out of hand and rather than defend it we should condemn it. The other alternative would be to let winning teams piss in the English dressing room - Broad and Flower should be granted one extra leak.

[Haarkarjeetgaye]

Hilariously, not a single one of you here apart from GB is aware of what culture is like in the UK. Yeah, its pretty bad actually but not a single person in the UK is actually surprised of what the england players did. Pissing in random places after drinking session is bad but considered absolutely normal.

we know it sucks in UK. the point we all have been making. now check your laundry. someone must have pissed or **** in it:hysterical: Like its culturally ok to do a broad in UK

[G_B_]

You have an "apology" from the England team - can't get more proof than that. Also, I don't think Sky Sports wants to cover English (and South African) penis "watering" the pitch. There's enough evidence to suggest the actions of the players were out of hand and rather than defend it we should condemn it. The other alternative would be to let winning teams piss in the English dressing room - Broad and Flower should be granted one extra leak.

an apology could be about anything. We are concerned with the fact did they urinate on the pitch or not. They were on the pitch till midnight a long way after the cameras of sky were packed. This entire episode was supposedly caught by Australian media journalists who were at the Oval ready to talk to media outlets in Aus which was a good time for them due to the time difference. No conclusive proof has been offered by anybody regarding urination.

[StatsRock]

And they say we dont have enough toilets in India :winky:

[Crookbond]

an apology could be about anything. We are concerned with the fact did they urinate on the pitch or not. They were on the pitch till midnight a long way after the cameras of sky were packed. This entire episode was supposedly caught by Australian media journalists who were at the Oval ready to talk to media outlets in Aus which was a good time for them due to the time difference. No conclusive proof has been offered by anybody regarding urination.

Why offer an apology if you have not done anything wrong? :dontknow: I wonder why the Aussie journalists said "urinating" ONLY. They could have mentioned a 100 other things like - stripping, a** licking etc. etc. but they stuck to urination out of the blue. Sure - no conclusive proof is offered about urination but we all know where this is heading.

[SLICKR392]

Why offer an apology if you have not done anything wrong? :dontknow: I wonder why the Aussie journalists said "urinating" ONLY. They could have mentioned a 100 other things like - stripping, a** licking etc. etc. but they stuck to urination out of the blue. Sure - no conclusive proof is offered about urination but we all know where this is heading.

LOL, yeah. The fans are trying to defend this issue with some bizarre statements when the players & board have apologized and agreed that it was a wrong thing to do.