England Players Urinate On Oval Wicket After Ashes Win

[Haarkarjeetgaye]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: thats inspiration from Monty. The Splashes: England players celebrate Ashes victory by urinating on The Oval pitch ENGLAND PLAYERS URINATE ON OVAL WICKET AFTER ASHES WIN In a distasteful display about five hours after the last Test was called off for bad light with England in sight of victory, the players gathered near the pitch celebrating and yahooing. English at The Oval A picture from England wicket keeper Matt Prior's Twitter feed showing the English team having a few drinks in the middle of The Oval post match. While the centre of the ground was quite dark, lights were on in the grandstands with dozens of people still cleaning up after a late finish which saw the game go beyond 7.30pm A number of players including Stuart Broad, Kevin Pietersen and Jimmy Anderson took it in turns urinating on the pitch to the cheers of their team mates. This could be clearly seen from the outside overflow areas of the press box. It would have been the only moisture applied to the pitch for quite some time given the deliberate dry and dusty nature of the pitches presented in this Test series to blunt Australia’s pace attack and aid spinner Graeme Swann, the highest wicket-taker in the series. The incident brought back memories of the pitch party in Perth two seasons ago, when Indian film crews took footage of ground staff drinking on the WACA wicket the night before the Test. The following day a clip titled ''Booze Party on Perth pitch sparks storm'' had attracted 680,000 views on Youtube. England Oval Ashes win Alastair Cook, Matt Prior and Graeme Swann of England watch Jonathan Trott kiss the urn after winning the Ashes during day five of the fifth Ashes Test. It showed a staff member shadow-batting on the pitch while beer bottles were perched on the surface. Curator Cam Sutherland agreed it was not a good look and it was unfortunate that administrative staff had walked on the wicket, but all he and his ground staff had been doing was inspecting its ''aesthetics''. Despite the embarrassment, outgoing WACA chief executive Graeme Wood defended his staff's annual Test-eve drinks. ''It's a traditional event,'' he said. ''The ground staff have put an enormous amount of work into getting the wicket and the ground up to a magnificent state. Some of the support staff and ground staff that were still here at the ground at 8 o'clock just ventured out on to the ground to salute Cam and the guys.'' After the fifth Test England captain Alastair Cook played down the frustration of the game being called off with England needing just 21 from four overs with five wickets in hand following a sporting declaration from Michael Clarke. Obviously his players took their annoyance out on the pitch later on. "Of course you understand the frustration, but you can also understand the other side,†Cook said. “You understand the rules and regs. Unfortunately the officials sometimes have to take emotion out oft the game and do their job and be consistently fair to both sides. “Of course it’s disappointing to be sitting here when we felt we could have taken those runs of the last 4 overs. I understand the umpires’ decision and why it happened. “If it was the third day no-one would be moaning about it. “If the boot was on the other foot we'd probably be asking the same questions. “It was a shame for the amazing crowd we’ve had here but we weren’t allowed to play to the finish. There are certain guidelines and that’s the way cricket has gone.â€

[jalebi_bhai]

WTF?? Horrible thing to do.......treating a cricket pitch like a toilet......:facepalm: :headshake:

[moniker]

What a noble initiative to irrigate the oval turf. :hatsoff:

[kubrickian]

What the fock is wrong with these guys ?

[CoverDrive]

that was the spirit of cricket

[vayuu1]

Broad,kp and Aandu no surprise for me that proves they are the biggest bunch of Chewtiya's and gawndu's in cricketing history.

[vayuu1]

Clarke must be singing: Hum pe to moot liya mil ke England walo ne, Mootey motey tatton ne,jhant ke balo ne.

[vamos_rafa]

How I wish England go back to their losing ways.

[fineleg]

Pitch balatkaar? :WTF:

[Crookbond]

England Players Urinate On Oval Wicket After Ashes Win Meanwhile workers at Shiv Sena Offices have made a deal with Bisleri during Pakistan's next tour of India.

[beetle]

:omg:seriously???

[G_B_]

thats in poor taste to be honest...... I heard Broad cummed rather than urinating after seeing so many male reproductive organs......... :D

[G_B_]

Meanwhile workers at Shiv Sena Offices have made a deal with Bisleri during Pakistan's next tour of India.

:hysterical::hysterical:

[G_B_]

Officialdom beamed down on England after their third successive Ashes victory but the ECB hierarchy might take a more censorious view of an alleged late-night celebration which ended with them urinating on The Oval pitch on which they had completed their triumph only hours before. Hugh Morris, the managing director of England cricket, has had matters of rather more import to deal with, but it will be invite a troubled shrug nonetheless on a day when it has been confirmed that he is resigning to take up the vacant chief executive's role at Glamorgan. England's tomfoolery was just another example of the laddish culture which pervades English society, but if it is dismissed as an irrelevance by some, it is bound to be viewed as distasteful in other quarters. Australian cricket journalists were still at The Oval, completing dead-of-night tour pieces when they reported seeing several England players take it turns to relieve themselves on the pitch. It is not known how much they relieved themselves but reportedly there was more than enough to fill an Ashes urn. Ben Horne in the Sydney Morning Herald called it a "distasteful finale" and reported that "cleaning staff and other game day workers were still present at the ground." On Fox Sports, Malcolm Conn, described the ground as "quite dark" and said that players were "gathered near the pitch celebrating and yahooing". England's celebrations had begun in a more carefully choreographed manner, with the obligatory fireworks and champagne at the awards ceremony and players holding their children in their arms as they strolled around the outfield shaking hands with the crowd. They then returned to the dressing room with a quiet celebration with their families before the players themselves moved to the centre of the Oval to continue what their captain, Alastair Cook, had described as a deserved few beers. Uninhibited post-series celebrations are regarded as part and parcel of professional team sport in England, a final restatement of team morale and a final release from the strict professionalism, with few opportunities for downtime, which is now the lot of an England cricketer. But judging by reports from Australian eye witnesses, England's players, who are well practiced in zipping up their mouths in an era of cautious media comments, may now have to receive training in zipping up their trousers. His first task will be to ascertain what England's players were thinking of. Certainly England's weak bladders provided final justification for all those toilet breaks, but were there other deeper explanations? Was it an indication of what England's players think of the dry surfaces on which they have won the Ashes series - surfaces which suited them but which often demanded laborious cricket? Australians scoffed that this was the first watering England's Test pitches had had for months. Were they paying homage in a strange fashion to the antics of Monty Panesar, whose place in England's Ashes squad for the return series is in jeopardy because he urinated from on high on a Brighton nightclub bouncer? Or were they simply marking out their territory after dismissing Australia 3-0 in the five-Test series? It is common in cats, especially male cats. Neutering is often proposed as a solution.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/665773.html?CMP=chrome LOL i wonder what Surrey will have to say about this :giggle::giggle:

[TheWall]

They pissed coz the won.. if they had lost? would have **** on the pitch?

[FischerTal]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Sidhoni]

:WTF:

[Clarke]

:WTF: Some punishments required :rtfm:

[Sidhoni]

These guys don't even respect the game, ban these ****ing ****s

[SLICKR392]

****ing uncivilized losers.