'Rohit brings flair at No. 3' - Bangar, (To be Moved To Jokes Section-G_B)

[gattaca]

Rohit has transcended from 'talent' to 'genius'. His couple of dismissals have exposed how dependent the Indian Team is on his contribution. His invisible target is the exposure of dependency on one individual to win matches. :two_thumbs_up:

Ahh this explains it rohit ---> nohit cant hit normal deliveries.

[SaintEschaton]

Govt orders CBI probe to find talent in Rohit Sharma http://http://www.theunrealtimes.com/2015/08/19/govt-orders-cbi-probe-to-find-talent-in-rohit-sharma/ Bowing to popular pressure, the Union Government has ordered a CBI probe to conclusively settle the issue of whether Rohit Sharma is really talented and if so, where is this talent. The tipping point for the probe came after Indian skipper Virat Kohli defended his soulmate Rohit Sharma after the Galle debacle, saying, “Form is temporary, TALENT is permanent! You guys BC MC @$##$ don’t know how much TALENT is hidden in him!’ As soon as these comments went viral, the Supreme Court directed the government to order a CBI probe to investigate the matter and find out the TALENT in Rohit. A 15 member CBI team was air-dashed to Sri Lanka to interrogate the Mumbai Indians skipper. Upon arrival, the CBI took Rohit’s blood and stool samples and immediately sent it for forensics analysis. The results came out in the morning and it was surprising to say the least that they found traces of an unknown metal in Rohit’s stool and blood samples, clearly suggestive of some metal poisoning. The Mumbaikar reportedly gulped down twenty packets of Maggi ever since he landed in the emerald isle which could have LEAD to this discovery. However, special tests were undertaken in laboratory to find out more about this metal and it is said to be a new structural form of Plumbum (LEAD). Confirming as much, the chief of CBI’s laboratory department, Dr. Salunkhe, said, â€We found this new structural form of PLUMBUM while searching for TALENT in Rohit’s body so we are planning to name it ‘TALENTUM’ in his honour!! I hope this conclusively answers the question: ‘Is Rohit Sharma talented?’â€

[peterparker]

Probably, last test match we will watch him playing. 0 and o in both innings, the only flair will be in the way he will get out. He must be asked to score 5000 runs in domestic cricket, with minimum 50 in 3 innings, only then, he must be drafted in the national team. He lives in his own world and not in realities.

[peterparker]

I think he should declare his retirement from the longer format of the cricket.

[peterparker]

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[Anitha]

How does he manage to keep hoodwinking everyone around his is surprising. Maybe Maniac is using some dark magic

[philcric]

Chickened out of #3 with flair.

[peterparker]

duck out for nohit.

[fineleg]

Nohit, the most undeserving batsman, is in

[adi B]

Will be a sitting duck against kaushal

[Vijy]

Sitting duck against any half-decent bowler. period.

[maniac]

I think 5 is his own now :agree: makes sense

[sensible-indian]

This was a good knock. Can't deny him credit. But he will be back to his usual self soon.

[Vijy]

Useful knock, but it will do more harm than good in the long run since other batsmen will be kept out.