Harbhajan and Symonds (what really happened)

[Gambit]

So our dear pape Bhajji Singh was hard at work(ahem) as usual: But Bhajji feels empty. He longs for someone, a partner. Someone to share his love for the 10 metre outside the off stump line. Taking a breather, he joins the other 10 losers in the team who go to a silly thing called the net practice: After batting for 4 days in the nets, Rahul Dravid takes a 5 minute break and both of them see something in the distance. Bhajji - Rahul Bhai, look how cute they look. Haydos has found someone to make him happy. That is what Aussies must mean by meatship Dravid - You mean mateship. Have you found someone yet? Bhajji - Hihihihhihihi. Rahul Bhai, you are making me blush. Actually, there is someone I like. You might not like his balls but I do. It's my munda Butt Lee. Dravid - But isn't his 'mate' Symonds? Bhajji - Hihihihi. No more Rahul Bhai. Lee had a press conference yesterday where he broke it off with Symonds citing some "shortcomings" in Symonds. :giggle: Bhajji(dreamily) - Will this ever happen? Will Lee ever do balle balle with my pehlas and doosras? Do I have a chance Rahul Bhai? Dravid - Is the pope catholic? Does Sehwag love Parathas? Does Tendulkar adjust his youknowwhat for all to see? Am I the cure for insomnia? Of course, you have a chance. Go for it. So our Bhangraman Bhajji decides to make a move on his crush Butt Lee. During the 2nd test, Bhajji, following his pind's(village) custom, playfully taps Lee's bottom. Binga likes it and reciprocates with a little Bhangra: Witnessing this, the earth from under Symond's feet quakes: Symonds: Let me at him Punter! He's not stealing my Binga from me. You have Hogga, Haydos had Langer and now Jaques, but me...I have no one. Do you want me to "bat" alone in a team of "partnerships"? Punter - Sigh! Ok Roy. You've got 1 minute. Hogga, mate I've got an itch. Could you take a look? Dhoni - Hold on Andy. Gee, Lee was telling the truth in the press conference. Symonds(enraged) - Listen doosra boy in the relationship. Enough is enough. I am going to pound you like a gorilla pounds his chest, like an orangutan pounds a banana, like a chimpanzee pounds his head . Stop monkeying around with my mate and concentrate on your batting. Bhajji - You had your chance Paaji and your "bat" was found way short of the crease. Hihihhihihhi. And what is this monkey-monkey business hain? Hayden(in the background) - You've got a witness now champ............. And we all know what happened next.

[Mr. Wicket]

Wonderful, Gambit! I bow in admiration, but have only one question. What the hell happened when Symonds saw this?

[Laaloo]

the first bhajji picture is awesome :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Grim Reaper]

ROFL! Good one!

[Dravid]

:haha:

[DesiChap]

:haha::hysterical:

[Cricketics]

classic gambit haha.. nice.. gold..

[gator]

OMFG..... Gambo, u made my day.... awesome piece..... enjoyed thoroughly....

[Kartikey]

Nice man.:haha:

[manoj_admlab]

:haha::haha::hysterical:

[talksport]

:hysterical::hysterical:WTF :haha:..... When did Dravid come into this:haha:

[guju24]

:haha::hysterical::haha:

[The Outsider]

:hysterical::hysterical: Bloody genius!

[sandtest]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: ekdum mast.....Gambit You Rock man!!...take a bow.:two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up::dance::icflove::icflove: Mods...put this as the Best hamous narrated through live pictures:hatsoff::thumbs_up::thumbs_up:

[ozindian]

hehehe lol hahaha..the ICC needs to see this LOL

[Rajiv]

:hysterical::haha::hysterical: Jeez, how did I miss this..what imagination

[Gambit]

Thanks guy! :top: Those pictures had so much potential, I couldn't resist. :P

[ranj]

:haha::haha::haha: Genius.

[PaiN_KiLLeR]

simply terrific stuff gambit :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: one of the best ever even by ICF standards. now no one can question your integrity. I did not click on this thread for days thinking it was yet another news article on the Sydney controversy. Luckily i did it today.

[IndianRenegade]

:haha::haha::cantstop::hysterical: