Aditi Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 TOPIC:: HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's 'Amchi Mumbai'...busy place dude... Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace... The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad . Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he Writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore. Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A Guy comes along and quietly says that 'AMMA' doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai. Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB!!! Scenario 8 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in Goa. Scenario 9 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their fight with the help of others passing over there. You are in the Heart of India( M.P). And the best one is here………………… Scenario 10 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says' aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka, dusarikade jaun bhanda ( dont fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)'. That's Pune for sure!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajiv Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 :haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumper Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 :haha::haha::haha: Here is one more: Two guys are fighting. A group of guys come in, to moderate the fight and the crowd joins in. One of the two guys now, stops fighting with the other guy & starts fighting with the moderators. The other guy looks bored & starts fighting with the rest of the crowd that came to see the fight. In the mean time, the mods themselves are busy fighting in their private rooms, launching polls on how to resolve the original fight, only to find that the original fighter has walked away to fight some place else. Thats ICF :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineleg Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 @Bumper :thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HariSampath Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Two guys are standing in a street corner and pointing to a hut. Shortly a few more guys gather nearby and start pointing fingers at the same hut and talk animatedly. Within 20 min, there are several groups of guys pointing at the hut and soon there a huge crowd. Then someone sets fire to the hut and a bandh is called. NOW you know you are in Kolkatta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineleg Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 The hut house belonged to Greg Chappell. Now you are DARN sure it is Calcutta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumble_rocks Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Calcutta is spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veer Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 thats funny.. mumbai scenario is perfect.. :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineleg Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad . !!! Interesting one. :hatsoff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaideep Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 that was a god one:cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FakeId Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says' aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka, dusarikade jaun bhanda ( dont fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)'. That's Pune for sure!!! so true :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketics Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace... The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi rofl rofl :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HariSampath Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Since Chennai has been unfairly excluded...I think natives like me should stand up and take responsibility... Two guys are fighting....( in a movie )..one of the bashes up the other, and goes on to become Chief minister ( really), and now the same two guys continue fight in politics...hero dies and now two women ( the heroines) fight over who is the real heroine, one wins and becomes the chief minister. Then the villain and heroine keep fighting on who should be chief minister...a third man comes in to resolve the dispute and now claims he is chief minister....and someone else makes a movie out of this and it runs to packed houses...then the hero in that movie....( you get the drift..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaiN_KiLLeR Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 TOPIC:: HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's 'Amchi Mumbai'...busy place dude... That is way off the mark. Even a minor incident attracts a thousand bystanders who would be willing to watch the entire drama for hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajiv Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 That is way off the mark. Even a minor incident attracts a thousand bystanders who would be willing to watch the entire drama for hours. ...then it's not a fight, it's a move shooting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talksport Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 :haha:@Rajeev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Two guys are fighting. Two more guys come and join different parties and start fighting. The fifth guy comes in and says 'swalpa adjust maadkolli saar" and all fighting stops. They are go in different directions and watch tamil and telugu movies going back home. This is apt for Bangalore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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