PCB wanted Ads

[Bumper]

:hysterical::hysterical:, great post MTC. Keep 'em coming!

[flamy]

O man...!!! :cantstop: Total Dhengin Respek!

[CSK Fan]

More PCB ads Wanted A 'chit' box A box big enough for holding at least 325 chits, each of dimension 6'' by 4''. This will be used to pull out names of captains before each series. Box should have a backdoor to remove the name of players who retired or were banned. We are tired of using 'Eeny, meeny, miny, moe' and 'spin the bottle' method of chosing captains Make up man Should be effecient in applying green lipsticks and sun blocks. Required for Akmal and Aamer. Pathans need not apply, they are children for God's sake! To Sell Wicketkeeper's glove Hardly used, in mint condition. Mostly used for handling hot teas and samosas Afridi's bat Brand new, except on the edges which has been used for hitting beastly sixes. Good bargain Please contact Izaj Butt : Box no 345

[gaurav92]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Amazing stuff MTC :two_thumbs_up:

[Guest Gunner]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: OMG, the two ads are epic. Thanks for bumping it up MTC. Very very funny.

[CSK Fan]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: OMG, the two ads are epic. Thanks for bumping it up MTC. Very very funny.

Thanks Gunner and Gaurav

[DomainK]

More PCB ads Wanted A 'chit' box A box big enough for holding at least 325 chits, each of dimension 6'' by 4''. This will be used to pull out names of captains before each series. Box should have a backdoor to remove the name of players who retired or were banned. We are tired of using 'Eeny, meeny, miny, moe' and 'spin the bottle' method of chosing captains Make up man Should be effecient in applying green lipsticks and sun blocks. Required for Akmal and Aamer. Pathans need not apply, they are children for God's sake! To Sell Wicketkeeper's glove Hardly used, in mint condition. Mostly used for handling hot teas and samosas Afridi's bat Brand new, except on the edges which has been used for hitting beastly sixes. Good bargain Please contact Izaj Butt : Box no 345

You have done it again MTC. Superb one again.:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[asterix]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Epic.. MTC..

[zubinpepsi]

hahaha good stufg MTC..:hysterical: any reason for that no.345?

[CSK Fan]

hahaha good stufg MTC..:hysterical: any reason for that no.345?

Totaly random

[Jadoo]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Brilliant stuff MTC.

[Aaku]

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More PCB ads Wanted A 'chit' box A box big enough for holding at least 325 chits, each of dimension 6'' by 4''. This will be used to pull out names of captains before each series. Box should have a backdoor to remove the name of players who retired or were banned. We are tired of using 'Eeny, meeny, miny, moe' and 'spin the bottle' method of chosing captains Make up man Should be effecient in applying green lipsticks and sun blocks. Required for Akmal and Aamer. Pathans need not apply, they are children for God's sake! To Sell Wicketkeeper's glove Hardly used, in mint condition. Mostly used for handling hot teas and samosas Afridi's bat Brand new, except on the edges which has been used for hitting beastly sixes. Good bargain Please contact Izaj Butt : Box no 345

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[TheWall]

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[Lord]

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[CSK Fan]

Still more PCB ads Wanted A Bangalore software engineer Capable of manupulating certain 'ahem', predictive software at short notice (or at least capable to explain to idiots here the logic on which hawk eye works and that, such manipulation is simply not possible, before they shoot long embarrassing e-mails to ICC and Hawk Eye manufacturers). Potential candidates should not expect or be disappointed at not getting any results even after years XL 48 back armour After several complains from captians of being stabbed in the back, we need an A grade vest capable of blocking any blows. Apart from the run of the mill bullets and knifes, said vest should be capable of blocking oaths, taunts, rumours and nepotism Really huge gag cloth Large enough to shut Afridi's mouth and prevent him from giving those embarrassing interviews every day. Should be available for use as soon as the doctors are successfully able to extract his giant foot from the depths of his mouth were its currently firmly planted To Sell Grade A fire-crackers Bought for celebration of victory against India. Completely untouched. A few might be damp from tears. Bargain price Please contact Ijaz Butt Box 234

[Pak_Forever]

BCCI Ad of 1950: Looking for a fast bowler. BCCI Ad of 2011: Still looking for a fast bowler :--D

[Dhruv200]

2000 - Pakistani cricketers caught with match fixing 2010- Pakistani cricketers caught with Spot fixing.

[CSK Fan]

BCCI Ad of 1950: Looking for a fast bowler. BCCI Ad of 2011: Still looking for a fast bowler :--D

Lets make it better BCCI wanted ad Wanted Fast bowler A Real fast bowler. A fast medium bowler. A Medium fast bowler. A medium pace bowler. A bowler. Anyone who can roll his arms over Please contact Gary Kirsten Still in India, Box 222 P.S- Potential candidates should stay away from Venkatesh Prasad. I mean really away. A different continent away. Any candidate suspected of having any contact with Prasad will be shot on the spot to avoid contanimating other potential candidates.

[Prakat]

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[cricketlover]

BCCI Ad of 1950: Looking for a fast bowler. BCCI Ad of 2011: Still looking for a fast bowler :--D

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