Top 10 ways for Pakistani cricketers to while away their time

[Ram]

Now that they've absolutely nothing to do, what can they do to spend time? -- The first one, obviously, is that most of their pacers can practice bowling 'reaaaaaaaal phaaaaaaaast' in the nets.. -- Shoaib Malik should practise saying 'I am not worried about losing my captaincy' without actually looking like he's REALLY worried about losing his captaincy. -- Miandad should learn Cantonese and Mandarin. --Asif should learn to cry better on T.V. He should also learn to give proper hearings in front of drug tribunals and not mix his cocaine offences with his performance enhancers etc. -- Shahid 'The BEAST' Afridi should learn to count from 1 to 10, so that he can keep better track of how much he scores. -- Shoaib must learn to lose weight, then gain it all back and then lose it again, only to gain it all back... --Mohammed Yousuf must be thinking what 'gifts' he must receive from PCB for him to, ONCE AGAIN, make another defection. Add yours too..:giggle:

[The Outsider]

They should sack the current coach and captain and appoint a new one, along with a new PCB chairman like they did a couple of months back without any cricket being played.

[cochise]

Bearded team should grow beards longer to below knee level so bats, edges, lbw's and all such can be concealed beind the hair and umpires will be confused. Akhtar should catch up on time playing with his spotted-leopard doll in the parks around Rawalpindi Other bowlers can spend time working on their ball shining techniques. Moyoyo can practice his backflips to perfection. Asif can get more hits from the bong. The rest (non-beards) can use the time to fill their refugee applications for migration elsewhere.

[Centrino]

1. As Cricket is not being played switch to another game...Kho-Kho anyone? :playingball: 2. File application to become a volunteer for relief work with JUD :dancing: 3. And of course...:smokin::smokin::smokin:

[punjabi_khota]

Sign up for Daura Aam.

[Sachinism]

Afridi should move to the US and join a baseball team

[zubinpepsi]

start scratchin their balls at home to help themselves for match situations...

[Ram]

Oh yea.. - PCB should ban Shoaib, unban him, ban him again, unban him again...

[cochise]

New boards should be set up...BCPCB (Board for the Control of the Pakistan Cricket Board), BQCPCB (Board for the Quality and Control of Pakistani Cricketer's Beards) , BCADPC (Board for the Controlled Administration of Drugs to Pakistani Cricketers) and BPASATPC (Board for the Prevention of Abuse of Stuffed Animal Toys by Pakistani Cricketers)

[King Tendulkar]

:hysterical:

[Gambit]

Read the 'GAI ka thread' in it's entirety.

[Cricketics]

join the UPS/FED EX HOME DELIVERY TEAM...

[Predator_05]

They can spend some time growing and grooming their beards whilst watching Chand Nawab and Zaid Hamed's journalistic brilliance on Indus TV. Or, they could just follow in the footsteps of their foreign based brethren and take up jobs at 7 ELEVEN, or some gas station...the pay would probably top anything the PCB has to offer.

[punjabi_khota]

They can spend some time growing and grooming their beards whilst watching Chand Nawab and Zaid Hamed's journalistic brilliance on Indus TV. Or, they could just follow in the footsteps of their foreign based brethren and take up jobs at 7 ELEVEN, or some gas station...the pay would probably top anything the PCB has to offer.

Most of them are owned by Indians..I personally know like 3 families from Patiala..:yay::yay::yay: