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Well done coffee_rules, who has cracked it! P_K: Top 5, perhaps. But he ain't breaking beyond that. He does not have the furious Pathan aggression that's present in Shahid Afridi even in breaks of play when he shows off his jazbaa and junoon in a moonwalk, not does he have the constant yapping irritation factor of Kamran whose WellbowleddanilovelyballDannyshabbaashDanny every 3 seconds is essential to raising the whole team's J&J factor. He doesn't bowl from the heart the same way Harbhajan does (or slap, perform bhangras and shadow-box the same way), and he certainly can't beat Pietersen showing off his J&J4life with the three lions tattoo and helmet sucking whenever he reaches a ton. Jesus poses and the snarling follow throughs will only go so far.

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Murali for list-2 ?
I had suggested that, but Salil overruled me for his over the top appealing. :giggle: BTW, lots of J&J by Steyn today for sledging Laxman and Laxman pulling him through mid wicket. Go Steyn you are a potential J&J!:hysterical:
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Laddoos and gentlemen, Professor Outy and Mr. Wicky bring you the latest J&J update! Top 10: Shahid Afridi (retains place for all the jazbaa and junoon in his aggressive and beastly-intent-laden strokeplay, despite his lack of jazbaa in preparing to retire next week) Ricky Ponting (elbows his way into the top 2, but as is his habit in the test runscoring records - remains second best) Umar Akmal (Extra J&J points for different coloured lipstick for different formats! Unless of course he was wearing a white flag of surrender on his lips the last 4 days.) Mohammad Aamer Dale Steyn Kamran Akmal Silly Mann Benn Harbhajan Singh Barney Rubel Hossain Kevinder Pietersen (Porky with seasoning may be ranked in the next update, after the India/Sri Lanka series begins.)

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Yo, y'all missed Gautam Gambhir, he certainly mek top 10 of the JJ index.

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