Zelig Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 8:15 am: Wake up in the morning with a sore left cheek (Harbhajan slapped you the previous evening for no apparent reason) 8:45 am: Go down to your car and drive to practice. 8:50 am: Crash your car while taking a U-turn because you have no sense of timing or placement. 9:15 am: Get screamed at by Jonty Rhodes for being late to practice. Then get slapped by Bhajji just for being you. 9:30 am: Drop catches, then drop more catches, followed by even more catches. Jonty Rhodes gives up on you. 12:00 pm: Practice ends. 3:00 pm: You meet Mukesh Ambani. He doesn’t recognize you. 5:00 pm: Match begins. You’re fielding first. 5:15 pm: Drop first catch of the day. Minutes later, drop second catch of the day. 7:30 pm: First innings ends. The target is huge. “Pollard hai na!†you think to yourself. 7:45 pm: Tendulkar hammers some runs. You wish you had even half his talent. 8:00 pm: You’re sent in to bat. 8:01 pm: You’re out. 8:30 pm: You watch Pollard hit sixes. 8:34 pm: You walk up to a hot chick in the stadium and say “I taught him how to do that.†She laughs in your face. 9:00 pm: Pollard gets out. Everybody freaks. 9:30 pm: Bhajji and Bravo forget that they’re bowlers and hit some boundaries. 10:00 pm: You lose the match anyway, but you’re pretty much used to that feeling by now. 10: 45 pm: Bhajji gives you a good night slap. http://content.cricketnirvana.com/off-the-pitch/2010/September/off-the-pitch-20100921-8.html :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
asterix Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 ^ Mukesh ' my lucky wife ' ? :hysterical:
achilles Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Rajiv Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Crap. :fail: Lagta hain madrasi se translate kiya hain joke ko
Guest Hiten. Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Lagta hain madrasi se translate kiya hain joke ko Yaar iss chutiye ka acc delete nahin ho sakta kya ? :mi:
Rajiv Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Yaar iss chutiye ka acc delete nahin ho sakta kya ? :mi: Kiska, OP waale ka? sab kuch ko saktha hain leking baadme, rone dhone ka drama kaun handle karega
yoda Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 man you guys are pussies. can't even take a lighthearted thread and start discussing about deleting accounts. :hehe: Look at how we are handing the "Bye bye madrasis" thread. We give back or ignore, super style. :winky:
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