Zelig Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 8:15 am: Wake up in the morning with a sore left cheek (Harbhajan slapped you the previous evening for no apparent reason) 8:45 am: Go down to your car and drive to practice. 8:50 am: Crash your car while taking a U-turn because you have no sense of timing or placement. 9:15 am: Get screamed at by Jonty Rhodes for being late to practice. Then get slapped by Bhajji just for being you. 9:30 am: Drop catches, then drop more catches, followed by even more catches. Jonty Rhodes gives up on you. 12:00 pm: Practice ends. 3:00 pm: You meet Mukesh Ambani. He doesn’t recognize you. 5:00 pm: Match begins. You’re fielding first. 5:15 pm: Drop first catch of the day. Minutes later, drop second catch of the day. 7:30 pm: First innings ends. The target is huge. “Pollard hai na!†you think to yourself. 7:45 pm: Tendulkar hammers some runs. You wish you had even half his talent. 8:00 pm: You’re sent in to bat. 8:01 pm: You’re out. 8:30 pm: You watch Pollard hit sixes. 8:34 pm: You walk up to a hot chick in the stadium and say “I taught him how to do that.†She laughs in your face. 9:00 pm: Pollard gets out. Everybody freaks. 9:30 pm: Bhajji and Bravo forget that they’re bowlers and hit some boundaries. 10:00 pm: You lose the match anyway, but you’re pretty much used to that feeling by now. 10: 45 pm: Bhajji gives you a good night slap. http://content.cricketnirvana.com/off-the-pitch/2010/September/off-the-pitch-20100921-8.html :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 :fail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sir john Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 :cantstop::--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Lame :yawn2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted September 21, 2010 Author Share Posted September 21, 2010 Delusional state :headshake: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Not that funny but still liked it :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holysmoke Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Crap. :fail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jusarrived Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 ^ Mukesh ' my lucky wife ' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asterix Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 ^ Mukesh ' my lucky wife ' ? :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 :haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achilles Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajiv Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Crap. :fail: Lagta hain madrasi se translate kiya hain joke ko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Lagta hain madrasi se translate kiya hain joke ko Yaar iss chutiye ka acc delete nahin ho sakta kya ? :mi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajiv Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Yaar iss chutiye ka acc delete nahin ho sakta kya ? :mi: Kiska, OP waale ka? sab kuch ko saktha hain leking baadme, rone dhone ka drama kaun handle karega Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 man you guys are pussies. can't even take a lighthearted thread and start discussing about deleting accounts. :hehe: Look at how we are handing the "Bye bye madrasis" thread. We give back or ignore, super style. :winky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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