SachDan Posted October 12, 2011 Posted October 12, 2011 Hilarious :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical: Great stuff MTC Indiafan :winky:
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CSK Fan Posted October 13, 2011 Author Posted October 13, 2011 Its been months since I visited 'there'. Let me have a trip and come
CSK Fan Posted January 20, 2012 Author Posted January 20, 2012 BCCI planning to retire Juniors In a press conference held today, the BCCI spokesperson announced that the BCCI was planning for the retirement of juniors. "Look, we have given up on the seniors. We have given them broad hints, nudged them whenever possible and even given them retirement greeting cards which said, 'Retirement isnt a bad thing, so retire already'. But they just don't seem to take the hint. Forcing them out is not an option, what with the high court against provocative speeches and actions. Many youngsters have waited their entire career for a chance and then retired while still waiting for the big three to ride into the sunset. So we are being proactive here and helping them out. We are going to force the juniors to retire to leave space for the seniors. Besides, the juniors have other important engagements like the IPL.Soon, we hope, overseas test series will be like Sunday at a retirement home, with only geriartic gentlemen featuring in them. So no one is going to ridicule us for not winning those, its a master-stroke" Sachin really, really doesnt care for his 100th ton Sachin Tendulkar called a huge press conference at his hotel room to clarify that he was not the least bit interested in his 100th ton and that media should stop misleading people over a meaningless landmark. " Why should I care for this made up landmark? See those hundred candles which I am going to light when I score the ton, they are normal candles, not scented ones. The statue you see of me being made by the goverment for my landmark, and which I posed for, its made of silver, not gold. The party I plan to celebrate the landmark, just includes the Prime-Minister of most countries, not the Presidents. Would I be making all these concesions if I really cared about any landmark? People think that I dont care if my team loses, not true. I did not go to statsguru for a whole day, did not see the ball by ball replay of my previous tons for a week, did not pray for my 100th ton for an hour, after our last defeat" One hopes the media will pay heed to his plea and not make up stories in the future Astrologer says Ishant Sharma should not play The reknowned astrologer, who had made Ishant change his name to something which sounded like a child holding in his pee, further suggested that the Indian team was better off without him. "Ishant Sharma (six plus six twelve) is incompatible with Indian team (six plus four ten). He should stay at least ten into ten hundred miles away from the indian team for both to be successful". when pestered further, he said, " Look I may be a cr@p numrologist, but even I can see that the dude is a useless jerk. Short and wde outside off stump? The dude never fecking learns. Drop him already"
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CSK Fan Posted March 4, 2012 Author Posted March 4, 2012 nothing too funny Ok mister "I am become killjoy, destroyer of buzzes"
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